Just in case you did not catch all the lyrics in the new Miley Cyrus song, she would like you to know that she does drugs and the whole song is about doing drugs and that she loves drugs very much and wants to do drugs every waking moment and if you do not know she is doing drugs then you are an idiot. She said it, not me. She also says that Justin Bieber is an idiot. He does drugs though and does a lot of drugs, so you would think that he would not be an idiot. I can't keep up anymore and I feel like I missed the whole ugly train. Is idiot the new ugly? Is Amanda Bynes going to be forced to join the idiot train? Are we all? What if I was still waiting for Amanda to call me ugly? Should I now be waiting for Miley to call me an idiot? Did anyone make t-shirts for any of these? Should we change Keep Calm And Carry On to Keep Calm And Carry On Idiots?
Oh, and Miley would also like you to know she loves giving oral sex. I don't know if there will be a t-shirt for that.