Thursday, July 18, 2013

New York Times Writer Had Liam Gallagher's Love Child - Suing For $3M

Liza Ghorbani (above) is a New York Times reporter who profiles bands for the paper. While doing a profile on Liam Gallagher, she must have gone more in depth than usual because she is suing him for $3M because she claims he is the father of her baby. The two apparently had sex after spending an entire night getting drunk together and a child was born about a year ago. Lest you think this is all a big shakedown for money, Liza did have a DNA test and confirmed it is Gallagher's child. My big question is where did she get Liam's DNA? She claims they continued having an affair until after the birth of her child. So, while they were having an affair she cut his hair in the night? Kept one of his drinking glasses? Slid a cotton swab in his mouth while sleeping? The pair split when she told him she was suing him for child support. Liam has been married for five years and has three kids with his wife. Apparently he also has one his wife did not know about.

32 comments:

FSP said...

For someone who was in a band that was bigger than the Beatles, I think he could have done better.

AJ said...

Is this the answer to the blind about a rock star from the UK getting a NY woman pregnant while married ???

Tyger Lilly said...

Now I ain't sayin' she's a golddigger....

Maaaaaaaaf. said...

He's known for it, on the side. Reminds me of the good old days of Lisa Moorish.

Henriette said...

It would have been more interesting if it had been Chris Martin and the Goop. Liam Gallager is so 1994.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Really, both of them are old enough to know how to use birth control.

And talk about a reporter getting too close to her sources.

How would we look at a male reporter who knocked up, say, Ke$ha while supposedly interviewing her for a story?

Henriette said...

Liam Gallagher has three children by three different one, one happens to be his wife. This is a pattern for him.

figgy said...

How very professional of her.

sandybrook said...

Its supposed to be the answer to the Suns BI. Shes absolutely tug and will probably get in trouble w the Times so she better get paid from him.

sandybrook said...

*fug. Not tug*

Bacon Ranch said...

Liam? LIAM?
Ha FSP, I remember when his stupidhead said that. Bigger than the Beatles indeed.

Self fulfilling prophecy: "I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now"

Though I once heard a very drunk guy sing it as "after all, you're my wonder braaaaaaa"
That was pretty funny.

fancyscreenname said...

Omg. What a coincidence. I just downloaded Wonderwall last night.

((Crickets) )

Awesome song. Its because of that song I can stomach that damn uni-brow. Uni-brows freak me out.

Ugh.....

B Smears said...

I wish the Gallagher brothers had been abortions. The best Gallagher was Frank.

Moonmaid said...

Getting a job writing for the NY Times is not easy. What a stupid girl to have done this. She will never be taken seriously again. Way to ruin your career. And he's not exactly like Eric Clapton in the sex appeal department. Poor kid.

VanVan said...

Haha! I agree with @Henriette, this is sooooo 1994...NEXT!

just curious said...

Female reporter covering rock bands sleeping with one, surely that happens more often than not .surely more prevalent in sports.

L said...

Yeeess!!! most popular guess was Chris Martin but Liam fits!

Rose said...

Wouldn't a lawyer know that a DNA test would be required in this type of court case? I believe this has been going on a while under anonymous vs anonymous, it's just now the names are leaked.

Snapdragon said...

So, while they were having an affair she cut his hair in the night?

Er, cut hair doesn't do a whole lot for a DNA test. You need the root / hair tag.

Idiots for not using protection.

Silly Girl said...

She's just a starfucker, or a wannabe. Liam?! He's nasty. Way to fuck your way right on to that 'star'. Gross.

D Brown said...

Shouldn't she claim this under workmen's compensation as a work related injury?

Clanger said...

I have no doubt that Liam is probably the father.

However, the article in the Daily Mail with the details just goes to prove that you look like complete idiots without a good fact checker and editor. For example: Supposedly this one night stand was in May, 2010, during which she got pregnant. Ok. Then explain to me how this baby is only currently 7 months old? Kid would be at least 2 years old now. Unless she gestates like an elephant for 2 years. Secondly - it was a one night stand - yet he also broke off the affair when the kid was 3 months old. Really? THAT makes a lot of sense.

No matter what - I hope this poor baby did not come out with a unibrow. Though if it did it could go dressed as Bert for Halloween or something. Just saying....

trainrides said...

@D Brown Lol. She should.

Cookies said...

Yah - I knew it wasn't Chris Martin!

Anna Nonymous said...

darn, I thought for sure this blind was about Chris Martin.

megan00m said...

Couldn't be Chris Martin. Goop keeps his nuts in a jar she purchased in Paris where it was covered in the enamel of the french aristocracy's teeth who were killed by the guillotine during the revolution. She only paid 16, 000 euros, a steal!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Did the baby have a regular birth, or did it just fistfight its way out?

Bubbles said...

can you get dna from a hair brush or tooth brush or comb?

hothotheat said...

@Clanger The article I read said the "dated" off and on for about 3 years.

Both idiots. Her more so because he's known for this sh!t and she, considering her occupation, would have known this. Also, way to keep it professional *eyeroll*.

This makes me feel better about my odds at f*ing a rockstar if this girl can get one.

short le chic said...

And I ain't sayin' you're being a douche,

SayWhat said...

LOL!

Anna said...

I read this and think: Music writer job opening at The New York Times.