Thursday, July 25, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Hugh Grant is all ready with his valet ticket 100 feet from the car.

Heidi Klum says her mom is the one who photographs her naked. More awkward when she is holding the camera during the making of sex tapes.
Jodie Foster's kid runs as fast as he can. Go for it kid.
Casper and Jennifer Lopez.
Meanwhile her ex gets ready for the Pledge of Allegiance.
This is a first time appearance for Katie Aselton in the photos.
Not so for Naya Rivera. I would probably out her in everyday if she asked and brought me bacon.
Ditto for Aubrey Plaza.

28 comments:

Steampunk Jazz said...

Stop trying to convince me that you're a man today, Enty. Not after the snark today...

libby said...

Jodie's little mini-me almost-gingers are ADORABLE. They were so cute in their little tuxedos at the GG's.

Please Replace said...

They wouldn't even need to bring me bacon.

bflogurl said...

"I would probably out her in everyday
huh?

Count Jerkula said...

Plaza

Klum

Rivera

Iceberg said...

@bflogurl "put," not "out." 'My kingdom for a proofreader!'

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Maybe it's the pic, but Hugh Grant hasn't the best face there.

If she were straight, I would bang Jodie Foster everyday with love, despite of the age difference between us.

Snakeoiler said...

Oh, Aubrey. If he wasn't doing it before, Mr. Bogia is surely wanking over you now.

Jeneral said...

Casper has lasted a lot longer than I thought he would.

Redd said...

Yes, he has. But so cute holding mom J Lo's hand, what a dear.

Erin B said...

@Redd - That's what I was going to comment on too. It's a bad picture. She really does look like his mom there.

Hegg said...

Is Aubrey undead or just just has a serious Iron deficiency?

lazyday603 said...

Aubrey Plaza doing unironic cheesecake photos? OK it is Audrey Plaza. There has to be some undercurrent of irony there.

Megerz said...

J Lo looks strange and unhappy wearing regular clothes.

Tori said...

I love Katie Aselton. I can't wait for the new season of The League.

Redd said...

Erin, he musta been bad in the bad way!

Jessie said...

I was watching Parks and Rec S2 last night and the sexual tension created between April and Andy was so good! They nailed the 20 year old crushing on the older guy with a really awkward confidence. Took me back to when I was 20...all those 4 years ago.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Is that jennifer aniston in the photo w Katie Aselton? If not, there sure seems to be a resemblance...

Gabby said...

I'm so glad Aubrey's getting more attention! Very well-deserved. She's actually a superb actress, and those who think she's one-note have obviously not seen her more recent work. So happy for her!

Massive G said...

I want to see Heidi fucking and sucking a big black cock on film.

Count Jerkula said...

Massive: Why, to remind you of your time in the joint?

SophiaB said...

Typo: Put, not Out.

SophiaB said...

BURNNNNN! Nailed it, my lowlife lovah!

parissucksliterally said...

J Lo, those shorts are awful. Almost as awful as your boyfriend.

Count Jerkula said...

Damn, Sophia B, I'ma have to add that to my tag line.

Count "SuperStar" Jerkula, the Lowlife Lovah.

I like it.

Rome said...

It's nice to see Jenny taking a break from entertaining bloodthirsty murderers by taking a stroll with her fella.

* Warm feelings *

Massive G said...

No, Count, I get off seeing blonde stupormodels defiled by big, greasy, nigger cock and big loads of nigger chocolate milk.

Count Jerkula said...

Even if they dig black guys? I mean I can see getting off to it if they don't like black guys and they are begrudgingly taking part to earn some meth money, but if they are BBC addicts, then it loses a little luster. Although Heidi and Wesley Pipes would be cool, cause that dude talks a lot of funny shit to the whores.