Last thing you ate.
Tuna fish mixed with mayo, walnuts and raisins. Chewing now. Yum.
Granny Smith apple. Crunchy!
A 100-calorie bag of trader joe's cookies, about two minutes ago.
Organic granola because I've turned into a hippie or something. Now I'm going to go not shower.
Fried eggs and sausage
Vegan pizza slice which, if I have neglected to mention, is causing rapturous stinky smells. Poot!
Chobani greek yogurt raspberry with some fresh blueberries
a red Popsicle
Just had eggs scrambled w/ a squirt of Kraft Fire Roasted Tomato with Basil dressing, and I added fresh chunks of avocado at the end. YUM!!
Work those dreddies Kaz!
Rad! So you eat fish?
I hope that's code
Miss Mess' ass, butt only in my dreams.
Tomato basil soup and a wild field salad. La Madeline's. 20 min ago.
Arbus roast beef sandwich w/ mozzarella sticks….yummm
Tacos last night. About to make a smoothie for breakfast.
Just finished my other half of black forest ham Subway sandwich from yesterday. Added fresh avocado here at home. Plus one of those tiny bags of chili cheese Fritos.
A chocolate croissant with black coffee.
Before that, I gobbled my husband's trouser meat. However being a vegan, I did not swallow.
Taco taco flavoured kisses
Cinnamon Raisin Bagle with Butter and Garlic Salt.
Special K flatbread breakfast sandwich
Ha ha!! I've got the latest copy of Yen w Imogen Poots on the cover. She's holding her fingers under her nose as if she just pooted and it smells meaty.
You're all fat!
@B…Sadly, it's not. My hubby's at work. It's hot as hell where I live, Popsicles are kinda necessary for survival.
It is about 100 degrees here today! I just finished a blue popsicle mmmm. I think I might have another
Tortilla crusted tilapia with lime zest baked, over steamed edamame with a dash of soy sauce and thin slices of white ginger. Very tasty.
100-calorie package of chocolate chip cookies last night after dinner.
Seriously, Coffee and a half a pack of smokes.
It's about the same temp where I am….I just finished a red one–blue sounds good for the next, lol
Wow Count, this PC CDAN is a whole other world! i had to stop watching Dexter, get off the couch, and type this. i now see how my comments would be nonsensical. Sorry everyone using a PC!
DQ chocolate ice cream cone- it be hot here!
oh, and Count – that's my usual diet. caffeine (mostly strong coffee, red bull and smokes) which helps me to stay under 100 pounds.
@Count: Mmmmmmmm….that's HOT! Last thing I had was my man's meatsicle, but unlike BSmears, I swallow. Every drop.
@B: I eat once a day, whatever the fuck I want, whether it's a salad or a pound of bacon. I think that's why I stay a size 6.
Sweet potato chips
Ann Nah. i 'spose due to being incognito, i can fess up to being a bad vegan and imbibing an animal product. i do swallow. but my gag relfex does on occasion kick in. it's good protein though!
@Ann Nah Nah Mess, even though the term "meatsicle" makes me want to vom a little, your comment made me laugh. I like having you here.
Wow Ann Nah – glad that works for you. i try to limit my cals to avoid being a ham chunk. i thought i'd pack it on with the pain killers and sedentary lifestyle but i've actually lost weight being a slovenly couch spud. i guess when i get older it will catch up and my arse will look like Demi Moore's knees. until then, POOT!
Spud chips. Eating 'em now. Excuse? Its hot and i need salt.
raisin bread with cheese & fruit juice
I stole some of my grandmas breakfast – fried dumplings with herring, onions and tomatoes
Hostess Cherry Pie. Welcome Back, Hostess.
nothing today but coffee and it's almost 2pm. I hate this heat and swear I should be a size 2 instead of a 20 since I never eat. BUT i know i need to eat to lose. Last night I had a cheese stick around 9pm. Damn it maybe I am hungry
Leftover Togo's #24.
A handful of pumpkin seeds 2 hours ago. Crazy day. I'm starving now.
Cottage cheese and tomato wedges.
I love La Madeleine's. I would move back to Dallas just for their yummy tomato basil soup. Nom nom
A sugar cookie-flavored Poptart from the $0.99 Store. Klassy.
Bloody Mary because it's that time of day.
Breakfast burrito (No eggs, hash browns inside the burrito, tomato, avocado, and onion). With tons of Tapatio!
Meatloaf left over from dinner last nite…standing in the kitchen with light from the fridge
Yum. But I'd add the eggs.
Blackened tilapia with red beans & rice and smothered okra. Representing the southern United States over here!
Gyro sandwich and fries sprinkled with feta cheese.
Trader Joe's nut mix and Starbucks Pike Place coffee.
Creamy peanut butter, straight from the jar.
@Karen: How about The Zipper Ripper, or the Beaver Basher, or Cum Gun, or Fun Stick, or One-Eyed Monster, or Purple-Headed Yogurt Flinger (a personal fave).
Smears: 100 lbs, How tall?
Lol @Karen. Last thing I ate was a protein bar.
Vermicelli with Lemongrass Beef
@Count: Seems like B might be willing to join our little party sometime? Been awhile since I've had a threesome, but I'm not ruling it out. Maybe you can start working on the story (with her permission, of course)!
A serving of potato chips. I want the whole bag, but I'm getting healthy. By eating potato chips. L (Hey, at least I'm NOT eating the whole bag!)
@Miss Mess: I don't know, 3sums confuse me. Do I clean the pipes before hand, so I have some stamina, or do I save up for a few days, so there is plenty of load to go around?
Hershey Bar (left over from kids s;mores) dammit!
@Count: When I did it, we were all drunk, and we just went with the flow, so to speak. It was one raunchy sexcapade. I was about 23, still with 1st husband. Good times…
It was actually the first year we were married. It was serious fucking and sucking. Shit, maybe I'll bring it up to my guy–he would so be down for it. And now I'm all worked up!
Eating now with me mum. Leftovers from last night. I finally made a successful dinner. Baked a chicken with lime and rosemary and garlic, with steamed carrots and salad and rolls. It i just as good left over. Yum. For desert, cantalope and very dark chocolate (Girardelli) with hazelnuts.
I'm telling you, I'm not a good cook. But I finally decided that I can throw things in the oven, roast, chicken, etc. and build a meal around it.
We are also drinking our fruits instead of eating them. Been having smoothies (peaches, strawberries and blueberries). It still has everything, pectin from the peel, and roughage.
Chocolate. That on top of a low calorie salad. Balance.
Coffee here too.
Raisin toast and coffee
@ count….Always go for stamina
Shrimp and pasta Alfredo with a crab cake on top from Copeland's. it was damn good too.
a veggie hotdog with ketchup
Sent my husband out at midnight to get me an ice cream cone and a bag of chips. Ramadan Kareem!
Szechuan chicken, shrimp and vegetables with a nice glass of cabernet.
Sirloin, salad, spinach, two margaritas. Skinny. And then at home a chocolate covered banana…
A magnum bar
Beer. It counts as eating because it is my dinner.
Salmon and asparagus, late last night after watching "The Conjuring."
Count I'm five feet 8 inches when I don't hunch.
6 beers and a pack of strawberry pop tarts.
terriyaki chicken legs, with green beans, cornbread, and parmesan egg noodles.