Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Blind Item #3

This A list designer and sometime reality guy paid $250 to his waiter over the weekend to spank him. Put the waiter right over his lap and spanked him. No nudity, and everyone seemed to be having fun, but it was a strange thing to do in a restaurant at 8 p.m.

26 comments:

Kristin said...

Please be Michael Kors

Meanie Reese said...

You mean... everybody doesn't do this to their waiters?

auntliddy said...

!! Holy lets pick another resturant!

Snootches said...

Zac Posen?

Vera L- said...

Mizrahi?

HJ said...

Mizrahi

Topper Madison said...

My first thought was Tim Gunn, and I liked the visual so much I stopped there.

FrenchGirl said...

Actually it's how i say Hello to my male colleagues

Nope said...

I've let men do that for free...

Christopher Cruz said...

Me, too.

Seachica said...

Thank you, Topper, for putting that thought in my head. I think I'll stop there too.

trainrides said...

@Topper Madison Don't you dare defile MY Tim Gunn! Lol

HannahBanana said...

Idk, but I wanna say Micheal Kors....lmao!!!

Topper Madison said...

"...and that's what happens when you don't make it work." (Yeah, still there.)

Count Jerkula said...

@Nope: Really?? In the middle of a restaurant?

Nope said...

Count, as a matter of fact yes, and just a few weeks ago. However, in that case I was the spanker, not the spanked, and it was a little later in the night. It was louder than I expected though and the room kind of stopped for a second.

Pookie said...

posen FTW, w/ marc jacobs a very close runner-up.

Melissa said...

I'm moving to France.

B. Profane said...

In my version Gunn was scolding, "Never plaid with stripes!" as he whaled away.

Sherry said...

All of your comments are over the top hilarious!

Karen said...

Sounds like Michael Kors. He has a quirky sense of humor.

Jacq said...

Here go hell come!

Charlotte. said...

I have a compulsion where I always flirt with wait staff, be they old, young, male, female, arsehole, or doll. And every in between. Can't help it, I flirt shamelessly. Have never spanked, though.

B. Profane said...

My ex-waitress girlfriend liked to be spanked. Maybe it's a thing with waitstaff...

Charlotte. said...

Autocorrect is not as clever as it thinks it is.

Tara said...

Tim admitted not too long ago to being celibate for around 20 years, so either take that as a sign of no interest or as a frustration to shake out.