Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Blind Item #6

This B- list mostly movie actor who has dabbled in television for his ex told the woman he was with last week that if he was going to have his first guy that he would be sober for he wanted him to be hot so the pair went to The Abbey and our actor ended up getting hammered out of his mind. He did pick up a couple of guys, but, will probably have to do it all over again if he wants to remember it. The woman made sure none of the participants took photos. She did say she took a couple, just in case she ever needs some funds in the future.

49 comments:

ladybaus said...

david arquette

Trish said...

I can't fucking read or understand this.

MontanaMarriott said...

I looove the Abbey, I always have a blast when I am there with my boi's, lol. Off to make some calls and find out who this is lol.

Cathy said...

sounds like arquette to me.

Hanwi said...

Was this blind written by someone with brain damage?

dee123 said...

He might had been B- at the height of the Scream films but now ???

cool cool cool said...

@Hanwi, yep.

Kno Won said...

Long time reader, here. Years.
This blind is very oddly written and a bit difficult to understand. Like reading through fog.

MBK said...

Is Enty drunk?

caralw said...

Why would Courtney need money from David?

sandybrook said...

I sincerely doubt Arquette never did a guy before

Cecilia00 said...

@caralw - the ex (Courtney if its Arquette) and te "woman he is with" are two separate people and the new girlfriend took the pics

PotPourri said...

Sounds like Enty is at peak performance!

caralw said...

Ah, thanks Cecilia00.

auntliddy said...

Must all show business doings be so dark and devious? Ugh , and hey, the picture taker must be hellofva nice gal. Just dont turn your back. Disgusted.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Look, what is wrong with the reading comprehension of so many CDAN readers? This isn't at all unclear.

There's an actor. He's B- list, and primarily acts in movies, but he has done some TV work for the benefit of his Ex.

He was out with a woman last week, and told her he was interested in a same-sex sexual encounter, and wanted to be sure he would be sober for it, presumably so he'd remember it. He also wanted his first same-sex sex partner to be extremely attractive.

He and his gal went to the Abbey, where the plan went awry because he ended up getting very, very drunk.

He did share an encounter with a couple of guys. His girlfriend made sure that the guys didn't take pictures.

Before we admire her too much for defending him, we should know that she, herself, took a couple of pictures, and is keeping them for potential use to blackmail the actor at a later date.

There are many things on this site that aren't particularly interesting, but the only thing less interesting than "I can't read this blind" complaints are "Fake Enty" conspiracy theories.

Give it a rest, people.

it took forever said...

i understood it well enough

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I totally thought Arquette, too.

Jessica said...

Amen, and totally agree with Jonathan Andrew Sheen

TalksTooMuch said...

Preach, JAS.

Rosemary Young said...

@Jonathan: would you like a writing gig? ;-)
One thing - "if he was going to have his first guy that he would be sober for" means the actor had previously enjoyed same-sex experiences while drunk. This time he wanted to be sober for the event.
Maybe we both could get rewrite gigs!

Anonymous said...

Jonathan - agree with you. The sentence was just missing some punctuation. I do think that he's been with guys before but just to drunk to really remember which is why he wanted to be sober THIS time.

This B- list mostly movie actor, who has dabbled in television for his ex, told the woman he was with last week that if he was going to have his first guy (that he would be sober for) he wanted him to be hot... so the pair went to The Abbey but (was and) our actor ended up getting hammered out of his mind. He did pick up a couple of guys, but, will probably have to do it all over again if he wants to remember it.

Melissa said...

There is a bar in New Orleans called The Abbey were brad and Angie supposedly liked to hang out when they were in town. Their house is just around the corner.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Oh, thank you, JAS, for gracing us with your presence.

Now, fuck off, please.

lazyday603 said...

OK Jonathan, now you're just showing off. By explaining it clearly you're underlining how badly the blind has explained itself. You also point out how easy it would be to write these competently.

Ivana Hump said...

Agreed

Vikingwench said...

My first thought was Brad, too. The "did TV for his ex thing" = Friends, to me.

hothotheat said...

Brad Pitt. He did an episode of Friends for Jen (his ex).

Ivana Hump said...

Funny!

Ivana Hump said...

Is he b-?

Kelly said...

I can't believe I'm agreeing with @JAS, but damn I'm sick of the moaning and groaning on every. single. post.

Smokey772 said...

THANK YOU JONATHAN! I completely agree with you. I read this blog almost daily and have been for years and the comments section used to be the best part about this blog and now it's just annoying to read. Nothing but the same complaints over and over again. It's gossip people. Gossip you hear about people you actually know is probably fake, but you take it with a grain of salt. Why would Hollywood be any different?

Also, if you think Enty is fake, that there are multiple writers and all the blinds are fake why do you keep coming back? Cuz you love it. That's why.

Erin B said...

Arquette did DWTS though & that wasn't just for his ex. They weren't together then. I agree he did do both "Friends" & "Cougar Town" for Courteney. I don't think he totally fits.

TalksTooMuch said...

I mean, I understand the whole concept of hate-reading, I just don't get hate-commenting. Or the competition over who can point out all of the myriad ways this enty is different from that enty the fastest. Is there a prize at the end for you guys? Or is the prize slowing down the reading of every.single.comment section with the same crapola?

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Erin B. I think, if it is Arquette, the reference point is "Dirt."

BobNYC said...

This is not Arquette. Why? simple - No gay guy at the Abbey is going to go with Arquette. He is totally disgustingly YUCK! Have you been to the Abbey?

SueRH said...

There's a lot more missing from that first sentence than punctuation!

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I don't even speak English in my normal life and I sort of understood the BI, but I can't say that JAS' post has really been useful to me in order to confirm.

Stacey Charter said...

Exactly Jonathan Andrew Sheen and RenoBlonde!! Drives me away from the comments sometimes and hey meloncholy baby - Why the FUCK OFF? wasn't needed.

H888FUL said...

Haha get it guuuurl! Make that money without even having to screw the closet case. At least, I hope so for the sake of your health. No amount of money is worth getting AIDS.

Mlgmay99 said...

Ditto

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh! Raunchy and dirty! I love it!!

OKay said...

Can't believe I'm with JAS on this one. Most of these blinds are somewhat annoying to read (BYO Punctuation!), but hardly incomprehensible.

Basil said...

Wasn't there a picture a couple of months ago of Arquette leaving the Abbey? If this is him, not sure what the "girlfriend" hope to get by supposedly blackmailing him. I doubt David would care if pics like that were made public. He'd just laugh it off.

Snootches said...

With you totally

Anonymous said...

So aptly put lazyday. I have a Dutch friend learning English who could produce better posts than this with 2 months of English lessons.

J said...

There is definitely a problem with syntax, grammar, and punctuation in some of these posts.

I don't know if it's just written in a style that's too conversational or if it's written that way for legal ambiguity.

Anonymous said...

Reno: I'd like some cheese with my whine please!

Anonymous said...

Talkstoomuch: is it the same as a hate fuck (without the exchange of body fluids)?

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