Blind Item #7
This is probably TMI even for a blind, but this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still close to A+ was on the set of her new movie and kept complaining about itching. In the genital area. She stopped filming many times just because she could not stand the itching. She took a few showers, but was unable to make it stop and just carried on. She did make a phone call to some guy and let him have it. She thinks it might have been because of what they did the night before. Maybe something he had?
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yeeeaahhh, that was TMI.
Bahahahahaha!!! Gross.
Dude either gave her crabs or went butthole to pussy.
Angie/Billy Bob
major gross.......
Charlize
Dennis Haskins
A Million Days to Die in the West
Crabs.
If it is crabs, this actress deserves it for not waxing her snatch. No hair = no crabs.
Never had crabs but shouldnt she have just changed her clothes and shaved all her pubes. Could have been back working within a few minutes.
Yeast infection?
Someone must have put itching powder in her panties! Was it Matt Damon's wife?
I don't even get that joke. . .
Is chlamydia the clap if so I heard it makes it unbearably itchy down there
Diane Lane or Sharon Stone?
@Count, I wouldn't say she deserves it for that reason. That'd be like saying a kid deserves to get lice because he or she doesn't have a shaved head. She deserved to get crabs because she hopped on an STD-laden peen.
@skimpymist, you "heard." Sure, sure. :)
I think it must have been more than crabs (hello? Just shave your pubes and be done with it)...but what else makes you itch that fast?
Is there an STD expert here?
Again - A blind that can only be guessed at without any confidence. Would love to know who it is so I hope it will be revealed but could be any of a number of A* actresses so toss out a name- I'll guess Julia Roberts.
Kristen Stewart's working on a movie, but the "took a few showers" part probably rules her out...
This seems like Julia Roberts
Has to be Amy Poehler.
"The clap" is actually gonorrhea, IIRC.
I would say an allergy of some sort.
Gonorhea is also known as Porn Flu. They say it is so common and so treatable that porn stars won't go to the Dr for it, just use some order on line antibiotics and knock it out before having to get tested again. 2-3 days.
@JBE...
Lmao
Hair growing back in is itchy as hell. Maybe she let him shave her?
Antibiotics can cause a yeast infection that will give you an itchy poochy. She should see a doctor.
Cameron Diaz
Probably bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection. Both are common with new partners, especially if he finished inside and she didn't clean up shop so to speak. If this just happened a few nights ago I don't think the symptoms for gonorrhea (cha cha cha), herpes, or syph would have time to crop up that early. They normally take a bit longer to become symptomatic after initial infection onset.
Gonorhea is actually common, but not easily treatable as it has developed resistance to antibiotics, which were used to treat it before. It is feared that this disease will soon become untreatable as no new antibiotics are discovered and the old ones do not work anymore
She could have had a minor allergic reaction to his brand of lube/condoms. I've had allergic reactions to soap, hair products, etc.
Crabs are the only thing that would manifest immediately, no? Thankfully I have no idea. Is everyone in Hollywood infested with something?
Unfortunately that's true of a lot of bacterial diseases now. Antibiotic resistant Tuberculosis is on the rise and MRSA is only the start of things to come. Even simple yeast infections take a lot of trouble to cure as the yeast strsins have become immune to common medicines. It's why many are suggesting garlic cloves as a treatment because they're a natural antifungal. I research this stuff all the time and have had antibiotic abuse ingrained into me as a huge threat by numerous epidemiologists, professors, and pathologists. It's crazy. Even better are the nutters who refuse vaccines because they feel many diseases are a thing of the past. It's why polio, whooping cough, and measles are on the rise. :(
Crabs. She has crabs.
Could be the result of direct contact with open herpes sores or unopened herpes pus postules. That shut is highly infectious. Try popping a fever blister sometime and having the outbreak spread all over your lips. Same thing can happen with a popped dick blister and pussy lips.
Only a yeast infection can show up that fast. Butt secks and not cleaning can cause it.
I like that we're trying to diagnose her rather than guess who Queen Itchy is!
Cause of itching: yeast infection
Behavior that caused it: whipped cream in the snatch via food foreplay
A+ list owner of itchy snatch: don't care
I'm going to go with the Robot Chicken diagnosis - Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Gotta be the yeastie beasties and maybe the start of a UTI. Having sex a few times in one night will do it. Nothing else manifests itself so fast. Even the crabs need more time to multiply. So call the doctor get a prescription for Fluconizole and send your assistant for some Monistat. Done.
pour some bleach down there ;)
Lol how rude!
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