Monday, August 26, 2013

Blind Item #7

This former almost A list mostly television actress who has been absent from this space for the past couple of months after being a frequent flyer so to speak was trying to have some public sex with her boyfriend this week. They were in a very very secluded corner, or so they thought, of a restaurant. She was sitting on his lap and they were going to have sex right there and tried several times, but kept getting interrupted by fans and then the waitress and then another fan and just gave it up.

20 comments:

Freya said...

Betty White, you vixen.

Cathy said...

The part about being absent from blinds for several months makes me think LiLo, but there's no way the rest of it fits her. I think that all my blind-solving super powers were in my nose... I've been awful at guessing since I had my nose job last week.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I hate when that happens!!

Topper Madison said...

Pamela Anderson.

Where the hell is VIP?

Unknown said...

And for the record, the stock, vapid response of RDJ or Betty White... not so much... though you do get to log keystrokes... i guess...

LottaColada said...

@Freya I'm feeling Betty White for this too ;)

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Sherry said...

Baby: Don't you? Remember the days when no one would pay attention to you and you could get in a good round of coitus between the main dish and dessert. Damn, not it's like you have to do it in the privacy of the parking lot.

L said...

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marlolovespaty said...

Diane Kruger?

Sherry said...

*now*..dang it.

Unknown said...

Courtney Cox.

mistang said...

I think "frequent flyer so to speak" sounds like a clue, but I have no idea.

zaaaaahra said...

The short girl, what's her name... Ricci?

Just Another HR Lady said...

I don't think it's Diane Kruger, she's not "mostly television".

"after being a frequent flyer so to speak" is just referring to someone who has been in the BI's a lot (except past few months).

I'm going to say Jennifer Aniston, they've been loving it up in Mexico, I can see them trying to go at it in a restaurant.

Freya said...

I hate myself for thinking of Betty White first but I can see this. If she can make out with Morgan Freeman, why not? lol

OKay said...

Agreed, Suzie, the whole "Betty White/RDJ" thing is beyond lame already.

iknowpeople said...

JLH

NaughtyNurse said...

Lady Gaga. She's no lady.

Jessie said...

What kind of place were they at where they were approached by multiple fans who were fine approaching them in that kind of position?

MadLyb said...

Perhaps my humor isn't all that sophisticated, but I do enjoy seeing the "Betty Whites" thrown in as a guess in every single risque blind item thread. I like to think the old gal is still having fun. She was quite the bawdy wench back in the day, and I'll never forget her shocking, off-color quips when she guested on Password. (snicker)

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