Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Blind Item #8

This actor is known as King Kong on the set of his hit cable drama. It is no one on Mad Men or anyone on AMC. He puts everyone on that show to shame. We are talking almost a foot long. People stare in shock at him whenever he changes. He is B-/C+ list, but if he ever wanted to get into porn he would be A lister. Might be the one of the biggest ever from an actor on television.

67 comments:

Kristin Wigs said...

Charlie Hunnam

LottaColada said...

Work your magic VIP!

FSP said...

Peter Dinklage

LottaColada said...

@FSP that's just messed up!

VIPblonde said...

Sam Witwer

Unknown said...

Dexter

Cleodacat said...

I was thinking Don Cheadle.

sandybrook said...

Ron Perleman. (Sp?)becuz he is pretty much the fugliest actor Ive ever seen plus he seems fairly tall which might make him long.

Nemesis said...

Whoa. A bit much for me.

Caraface said...

Matt Bomer. Please. I know he's not into the ladies but it would make me happy that his dick is as lovely as his face.

HannahBanana said...

Lafayette from True Blood. Just a stab. Hoping for VIP to get in here & give us the evidence!

Kno Won said...

I cannot contemplate this item this without an identity-redacted photo. Or a sketch, chalk drawing, finger painting...a visual tool(<--har) is necessary.

Kristin Wigs said...

^^ heh.

Tru Leigh said...

Michael Shannon's named just popped into my head.

Jon said...

Brekin Meyer

Seven of Eleven said...

If Netflix is considered cable, Pablo Schreiber. :b

(NSFW Pornstache gif)

Meg said...

It doesn't say "pay" or "premium cable," so I'm thinking one of the Sons of Anarchy actors. Charlie Hunnam and Kim Coates have both done nude scenes on the show. So did Ryan Hurst, but he's off the show now. Jimmy Smits, maybe?

Sophia said...

Joe Manganiello in my dreams...

a non a miss said...

Love Pornstache

Barton Fink said...

Will Wheaton?

Unknown said...

I'm thinking it's one of the Game of Thrones guys. King Kong might be a clue, because there are a lot of King on that show. How about Richard Madden (King Robb)? Granted, he left the show at the end of last season, but still. Did we ever see his junk onscreen? I know we didn't see Kit Harington's.

figgy said...

Who wants a schlong that long? Give me thick any day.

Okay, I'm going to guess a black actor, because from what I've been told they tend to be show-ers rather than grow-ers. Sorry if that's a stereotype, but this is what I've been told. Where I know firsthand that most white guys are eensy weensy till they get a boner, in which case it transforms. Or, in some sad cases, not.

kpist said...

Timothy Olyphant in my dreams

Mark said...

I'm stuck with the image of Matt Smith wearing nothing but that cowboy hat, but he'd be Dr. Hung.

Nancy said...

@Gytrash, I was thinking the same thing. I know it didn't say premium or pay cable, so the Richard Madden guess could be off. He pretty much showed everything off on the show, besides his junk and he was naked in show Sirens with his hands covering his junk.
But for some reason, he was the person that came to mind.

libby said...

I like the Cheadle guess, because I like him (winky face). But the GoT/"King" idea sounds promising. Unfortunately, dramas I watch are AMC. And PBS.

rhinovodka said...

Askars

Seven of Eleven said...

I don't think it's Jaime Lannister.

Seven of Eleven said...

(NSFW)

Lurker Girl said...

Please oh please let it be Charlie...I loves me some JAX. I know he did a nude seen, but I don't think you got FULL frontal on it

Bpadge01 said...

Ryan Kwanten...... go Jason Stackhouse!

msgirl said...

figgy - don't worry I was wondering the same!

And hey, it COULD be DInklage, he may be a short person but that doesn't mean his peen is short.

Dandelion said...

What about Liev Schrieber? Naomi Watts was in King Kong.

nancer said...

liev isn't B-/C+. and neither is michael shannon. oscar nominated----great actor.

a non a miss said...

I LOVE YOU.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I'm choosing to believe Jaime Lannister is a grower.

Hendrix said...

"Almost a foot long."
Bullshit.
I don't buy it.

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auntliddy said...

Really, men shld get a clue that that is WAY too big for most of us gals!!

EtoileSan said...

First time commenter. Of course it would be on a dick post, but I knew a guy in high school similarly endowed and he hated it. Not only was it legitimately intimidating for girls but he couldn't cop a blow job if his life depended on it. His cross to bear poor thing. No word on if he went into porn. XD

a non a miss said...

I can say that I've seen a footlong before.

L-rod said...

+1 and if@VIP can provide us with a pic that would be amazeballs

NaughtyNurse said...

I knew a guy in college with one about that big. And the answer is yes, yes I did.

Andy said...

Just to be different, how about the guy who plays Branch Connolly on 'Longmire'?

Secondbecky said...

Marry me Barton.

Btw it's Wil

Unknown said...

Okay so wouldn't this mean that people have seen him fully aroused?

lostathome said...

To the people who said Charlie Hunnam, thank you, I won't be able to think straight for at least a week now.

Michael Shannon is one of my favorite actors, love love love him. I don't really find him attractive, but I could definitely believe this is him. I know supposedly these have nothing to do with the other bit he has ginormous hands.

Anonymous said...

Surely the nickname should be King Dong

Jenn said...

Let it be Timothy Olyphant if only so his nickname can be The Elephant. Hahaha!!

carogirl said...

someone from Shameless on Showtime???

GMonkey said...

Will this be revealed? har har

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Not Askars. His peen is tiny in TB.
And I assume they mean flaccid, if they mean hard that means his costars have seen him hard. Which is AWKWARD.

Erin B said...

I vote for a reveal on this one please!

Sarah Tonin said...

I wouldn't go so far as to say that it's a foot long, but Alfie Allen has a beautiful penis.

Eros said...

I wish. God hes hot. This is fodder for my imagination.

Eros said...

If we all channel our energies simultaneously in the direction of charlie hunnam, perhaps we can will this bi to be charlie.

Totally kidding... But it was worth a try

jimbothered said...

I would honestly go with the Will Wheaton guess. There were numerous times on Star Trek where there was a snake sliding down the trouser leg. LOL He was one of my first "WHOA what is that?!" thoughts as a teen

Unknown said...

No one on earth has a foot long soft dick. Even that Jonah Falcon with the supposed worlds biggest dick is only 8 Inches soft.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Breakout the hedge clippers!

overseer01 said...

Grant Bowler

Lil Hippie Girl said...

I'm gonna throw Bryan Cranston out there, if for not other reason than the "B-/C+" reference...

Lil Hippie Girl said...

*no other reason

Lil Hippie Girl said...

*no other reason

Lil Hippie Girl said...

I'm gonna throw Bryan Cranston out there, if for not other reason than the "B-/C+" reference...

Anonymous said...

"He puts everyone on that show to SHAME."

I'm guessing it is someone on that show "SHAMELESS". I haven't watched it since the first season so who is the white guy with the African-American wife on the show.

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