Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Blind Item #9

This former A list singer/celebrity turned reality show judge once turned down this A+ list rapper when he hit on her, not because he was married, but because she said she had seen photos of him naked and there was just no way that was going to happen.

32 comments:

Cathy said...

Jessica Simpson and Snoop. I guess if Nick was as small as the blinds suggest, she couldn't handle Snoop!

Anonymous said...

Mariah Carey and Snoop (Dogg) Lion

VIPblonde said...

You're too big to fit in here

Kelly said...

Xtina?

Unknown said...

I love 'The Sweetest Thing.' Such an underrated movie.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Omg what was that??? lol

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Britney and Snoop

sandybrook said...

Xtina and Snoop's schlong

SueRH said...

Mel B and someone.

VIPblonde said...

...and a reminder of what Snoop is packing

Steampunk Jazz said...

Cosign xtina

Count Jerkula said...

Re that YouTube clip: Christina Applegate putting her hands on her ass and saying "you're to big to fit in here" is going to be the highlight of my alone time tonight.

Anonymous said...

Second Britney and Snoop. There was a picture posted of the two of them earlier on this site.

rajahcat said...

Mariah Carey and Eminem????

The Real Dragon said...

Brit Brit isnt Former A-lister Singer.

Unknown said...

@rajahcat....
I'm pretty sure that happened.

Bubbles said...

Ok, Snoop is alright but I've had bigger.

KittyKatMeow said...

I agree with @bubbles

Jacq said...

I love that movie

shelley abshire said...

Omg! Lol.

Shinobi Jedi said...

@Bubbles & KittyKat

You both must have HUGE Panocha's then. Not nescessarily something to brag about. As that is in men's inner circles the equivocation of what tiny peen is to women. We just don't make it as known as women do, because we all want to get laid, period.

NaughtyNurse said...

Paula Abdul and Snoop. There's no way he would fit.

Count Jerkula said...

@Shinobi: I used to fear large vagina, then I encountered one. I thought to myself "Oh well, lets get this over with," and I started bangin real fast. When I slowed up to catch my breath, I realized it had tightened up around my cock. "Wonder how tight this thing will get?", and I started banging hard and fast again. Next break I was like "holy shit, this pussy got death grip on me!" 2minutes later she had an orgasm and the puss felt like it was trying to milk my cock. Only vagina I ever had like that. I no longer fear big pussy.

SophiaB said...

Well THAT'S a relief. We were all so WORRIED about this.

mistang said...

Man, I love The Sweetest Thing!
"That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I mean, I flew across that room. And you got fucked in the eye!"

S N Humphreys said...

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, vaginas can't get permanently stretched out from a large penis. They're made to let babies pass through, ffs. Also, KEGELS. Get a grip and a clue.

Anonymous said...

True S! My ex however did talk about BPP : badly positioned pussy, where a chick's bits could be unfortunately positioned or summin. Pelvic floor exercises ladies! And a chaste life

Haywood Jablomee said...

Dinah Shore & Judge Woppner

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Iceberg I agree. I love me some Selma and Applegate in that movie

Unknown said...

I guess those Kegel exercises do work! LOL.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

Count Jerkula said...

Yeah, woman's snatch stays just as tight her entire life. Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were talking about that the other day.

Anonymous said...

Count : I know someone who's had 7 kids. The last birth I imagine the baby strolled out twirling a cane.

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