Monday, August 05, 2013

Blind Item #9

This almost A list mostly television actress spent a feverish 30 minutes in a hotel room with her male co-star. I guess that marriage of hers is one of convenience so people will stop whispering. The male paid $1250 for the night and the room was occupied no longer than an hour total.

51 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

$1250 being the cost of the room, not the whore.

MontanaMarriott said...

Convenience in what sense?? She is not a lesbian and he is not her merkin, so I am at a loss.

Kelly said...

That's what I was thinking @Montana
I can only think whispers because he's married maybe?

Dasha said...

Claire Danes. I've always thought that her husband was gay.

HappyGeisha said...

blake lively?

sandybrook said...

This is finally Betty White's BI.

Pink Picklegoo said...

Anne Has-her-way

Cathy said...

@MM - I'm assuming it means her husband is gay.

Anonymous said...

That was my thought as well Pink. But 30 minutes? That's not even enough time for decent foreplay.

Cecilia00 said...

She is not mostly television though...

Pink Picklegoo said...

haha Rach! Yeah I doubt she finished...

Pink Picklegoo said...

whoops totally missed the TV part!

JohnR said...

Guessing here but the couple from Scandal, Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn?

Unknown said...

Claire Danes.

Bailey Quarters said...

They work fast.

J Ruth said...

@Count, I was wondering that myself.

Count Jerkula said...

@Nope: If yer pricing whores, I'm cheap. Like a 6pk and a pack of smokes. Maybe a doobie and a sandwich if you want a second round.

If yer pricing hotel rooms, use Yahoo Travel to search, compare amenities, etc, then book direct from the hotel's website. From what I have seen there is a 20-30% mark up with Yahoo.

Unknown said...

That's what I think it means Cathy. She is not getting sex at home because she is husbands beard so she needs to get sex from her male costar. The blind is ackwardly written. Like my comments sometimes.

J Ruth said...

@Count, Oh my...I didn't realize you charge for your services. And here I thought we had genuine e-lust happening. How embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Count! You're a cheap date! All I need to do is give my hubby the sly eye and flash my boobs. He does enjoy beer and sammiches after...

strawberrygirl said...

This is 100% Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn. She got "married" in June to some guy no one even knew she was dating because she knew people were whispering about her and Tony. Plus, the marriage certificate looks fake and they had an event last night.

ms snarky said...

I thought Tony Goldwyn was playing for the home team?

noseygal48 said...

Def Kerry and tony!! Wow I knew the sex scenes were too got to be fake lol

Unknown said...

Kerry mostly movie tho but she is almost a-list in TV and she did just get married and ppl were saying her and tony were hooking up and that's why she got married so suddenly the blind point to them.

Eros said...

Mmmhmm hot if it is kerry and tony. Feel bad for his wife though.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Not that hot. I'm disappointed it was only 30 mins...

packer said...

For Strawberry, how does the marriage certificate look fake. Thanks

SkittleKitty said...

Definitely sounds like Kerry and Tony. Do feel bad for his wife and family. Her sudden marriage makes a lot more sense now.
They do have ridiculous chemistry though.

Count Jerkula said...

@Nope: It aint like I'm asking for a Jeter style gift bag. Just a lil something to make sure my time is as enjoyable as yours will be.

Some small baubles are a great motivating tool. "Awww, she got me smokes. What a sweetheart. I'ma put my finger in her butt while she's cumming and give her a HUGE O. Aw shit! Imported beer too. Now I gotta upgrade that to a tongue." And really the 6pk is for your benefit. Deaden the senses, lengthen the duration. You know how it goes.

I am open to haggling if you like. Just tell me what you have in mind for our session.

@Rach: Yer married, that is all it should take.

Anonymous said...

I hope she at least raided the mini bar & he paid for her cab fare. I've got a dirty story about a hotel room, a team if basketball players, me, and my 2 friends. I was luckily not playing ball w any of them.

Anonymous said...

True Count. Men aren't particularly complex creatures. Hey! I've got boobs and somewhere for you to hide yr dingle! He's still good at foreplay after all these years when he hits me up the guts with a load of tadpoles in my tummy.

J Ruth said...

Oh Count. It won't be cigarettes and beer that make your time as enjoyable as mine. You underestimate me. I consider it a challenge.

Count Jerkula said...

@Nope: Can I smoke at your place? What floor are you on? If I got take a 5 flight walk to have a smoke I'm going to have to invest in an e-cigarette. Otherwise I'll be too tuckered out to bang you properly. Or make sweet & caring love, whatever you are in to.

Tyger Lilly said...

I'm just wondering what she did that was worth the extra $50 to bump the asking price to $1250 from $1200. And did he throw down twelve $100 bills and two $20s and a $10? Or was it thirteen $100 bills, then made her go down to the desk for change? Or does she walk around with various denominations along with lube & rubbers just in case?

Count Jerkula said...

$1250 was mentioned because it was the cost of the room for the night and they only spent a half hour there. That probably included showering.

Aint no dude gonna pay a ho for a night and let her cut out after 1/2 hour.

Shit, you should see dudes cryin on whore boards cause the broad was out the door in 20minutes when he paid for an hour. Gotta negotiate the # of pops ahead of time fellas. And if yer only good for one pop in 60minutes, then clean the pipes 1.5-2hrs before your appointment and get more bang outta yer bucks.

Tyger Lilly said...

Thank you, Count, for clarifying that. I've been a corporate whore, a clothes whore, an attention whore, even a coke whore once or twice, but never an actual whore-whore. Your expertise is duly noted.

hollywood dime said...

not kerry and tony. kerry broke up an a listers marriage a few years ago, but not fooling around with tony.her marriage is legit. she had been dating her now husband for well over a year.

Dess said...

Tony & Kerry its kind of obvious & her husband is gayer than Richard Simmons.

Missy said...

Tony and Kerry. Marriage is for show only.

karina said...

Tony and Kerry obviously... haha!..I guess they were celebrating hers emmy nom...they're just 2 loving and supporting co-star...something totally innocent ya know! naah this woman looks sooo into tony and last night was crystal clear.... kerry's "suppossed" marriage was only for shutting down all rumors about her an tony hooking up..

Unknown said...

There have been too many rumors about Kerry Washington f*cking her way into Hollywood and breaking up happy homes for this not to be about her. She's trashy.but she could have done better. I looked up her co-star on her show. Yikes.

mynameisemma said...

Kerry Washington is a skank. There is something so off about her. I don't know why people are buying into her goodie two shoes act.

And yeah, her co-star is quite ugly.

jenrow95 said...

How can it be Kerry Washington when she is not a mostly TV actress. Scandal is the first TV gig she has done in years. She mostly does movies. So clearly it's not her.

Alita said...

@hollywood dime, you should post more. I don't know who who these people are (the ones you and others reference here, I'm not USish), but I believe you do. For the record I suspend disbelief totally before reading gossip, and accept everything people put out there (except that the countJ can physically satisfy a woman - hurry up, Nope, so you can confirm/deny). But your posts are good - do more XD

mkrobb said...

I like the Claire Danes guess. I've been suspicious of her and Damien Lewis for a while. When they both went to the Emmys/Golden Globes without their spouses and she gave him a quick kiss on the lips when he won, that clinched it for me.

mynameisemma said...

Kerry only had bit parts in movies and I was so shocked to find out how paltry her credits are. Plus, she's mostly known for TV now.

It's definitely her trashy, fake behind.

NameNotImportant said...

Kerry Washington is ugly and an overrated actress. Her Co/star is sickingly grotesque looking. She's a whore that can only reach bed wench status in Hollywood.

visionquest said...

Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn - the "marriage of convenience" would seem to allude to her recent out of the blue wedding to a guy no one knew she was even dating that popped up a month after the rumors about her and Tony started picking up speed. Plus the blind item says the marriage was an attempt to stop people from whispering, which makes it seem like it was a recent marriage. And right now, Kerry is mostly TV.

The Claire Danes stuff doesn't fit because whatever may be going on with her marriage now, it doesn't seem like it was one of convenience. Kerry's marriage very "conveniently" happened after the affair rumors started.

Yep- Kerry and Tony almost for sure.

NameNotImportant said...

She's a whore, yep, almost for sure.

paige said...

Tony & Kerry....are not fooling anyone.

MadLyb said...

I really think it's Claire Danes and the hot Brit ginger.

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