Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 15, 2013

Apparently there is going to be a paternity test. Provided the paternity test shows he is the father, which he is not convinced of yet because of some information a private detective discovered, this A+ list celebrity will execute an agreement to provide for the child, when he can see the child, and under what conditions, the child may be shown in public.

Simon Cowell/Laura Silverman (she is about 3 or 4 weeks further along than reports have indicated. Apparently it has to do with her getting her $4M in the pre-nup.)

32 comments:

Pookie said...

somewhere in LA, in the midst of c-section/plastic surgery recovery, kim kardashian is gloating that did fame whoring better.

Tammy said...

Seems fair enough, but how much say can he have over the child's appearance in public? Does that mean "event" type things?

I feel so sorry for this baby... mama is a gold digger and daddy doesn't really want it.


Simon's about at the right age to be unexpectedly smitten by a baby, though...hope he can find some love for the little one.

Ivana Hump said...

Ugh disgusting people

Ivana Hump said...

I hope so too. Not the baby's fault.

mikey said...

Is this day and age I would be more surprised if a paternity test was not done - you know, just in case....

jodi benton said...

I think this was written about Kanye and Enty switched it to Simon to appear he was in the know early on.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Tammy, I'm guessing the "child's appearance in public" references any possible reality shows Laura Silverman may want to appear on. Real Golddiggers of whatever.

Karen said...

@jodi, I think that you're right. She's what, 10-11 weeks along? If she's really 13-15 weeks along and this was 12 weeks ago, there's almost no way that they knew she was pregnant yet. Certainly, Simon Cowell wouldn't be working on legalities and whatnot before the first trimester ended.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Lol @karen I just did the math too, this blind would have been written when she's 2 wks along...riiiight.

sandybrook said...

Once upon a time celebrity offspring were kept out of the public eye to protect them from bad, bad people who might want to kidnap them, we should go back there. Simon has a lot of money and everyone knows that and there are a lot of desperate ppl out there.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I dunno. 2-3 weeks along is the first missed period, which is when a pregnancy test becomes reliable. She could have made a phone call that would have begun the whole thing.

I conceived on December 10 and got the good news December 25. 15 days.

skimpymist said...

Kimye was the popular guess for this blind. I hope the kids not simon's and is some poor shmucks kid so that her evil plan of having it all comes tumbling down.

Alabama said...

I sure hope this baby isn't his. I don't know why...

Naomi said...

i AGREE, totally originally about Kanye. But Lauren does look far more preggers than only ten weeks, you don't show as much as she is at that amount of time.

Karen said...

@Nutty_Flavor, I know that it's possible, but it seems unlikely--mostly because, in addition to that, how long would the news take to travel to the Enties who posted the story?

Sherry said...

I agree with everyone that said a) this was written to sound like it was Kanye and b) hoping he shows up in court with his vasectomy record from years ago and she doesn't get anything. This woman is just conniving.

auntliddy said...

Nutty, how about Sperm Roulette? Or I Slept Aound Without Protection, and All I Got Was This Lousy Baby? Anyway, agree, feel sorry for baby.

Single Man in Love with Love said...

I remember everyone saying it was K. West and what a douche bag he was for this. But alas its a white guy name Simon and he fucked a married lady and what do we get??? Crickets....Nothing...The white pass of life...hmmm

char said...

I knew I was pregnant within 2 weeks - already had sickness and sore boobs. Plus she does look big for 10 weeks and most people don't say until after the 12 week safe time.

it took forever said...

i dont think simon expected the world to know he was the father, hence the last sentence bout showing up the kid, but the husband blew it all in the open

Jeannie said...

Agreed. I conceived on April 17th and found out on May 1st. I put off taking a test for about a week so I might have found out even sooner if I had taken a test earlier. Simon's baby mama was hoping to get pregnant so she might have been taking tests constantly.

Seven of Eleven said...

Justin Bieber - a white guy - was also suggested and roundly hailed as a douche. Do you guys carpool to The Douche Club for Men?

CarrieL84 said...

Mmm the timing does not add up. I'm 10.5 weeks and I conceived in early june. So.... unless this chick is at least 14-15 weeks I don't think this is legit.

veganbilly said...

Yup.

Me said...

i can't with these 2. give the baby to denise Richards.

Bangagong said...

I dunno. I think if Kim Kardashian had been involved, she would have been mentioned in the blind originally, right?

ldylkng said...

His Brothers!

Aoife said...

I can't stand Simon Cowell.

Still this woman gives all women a bad name. I mean her inlaws boycotted the wedding according to NY press reports.

When I first heard the story I joked that it was the pool boy's baby and she decided to make sure she got some do-re-mi out of the situation.

A $4million dollar prenup is a lot of money to me but in the circles she travels in that's chump change. Any woman who makes me have one iota of sympathy for Cowell is really just...I don't know what to say.

Amy in MI said...

I conceived on June 7, and by June 28 I knew I was pregnant. Test was positive. So it can happen

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

No way this blind was written about Cowell. If it had, Enty would have broke the story, which would have made CDaN a household name. Seriously, how many opportunities do bloggers get with breaking a story? You might get one, maybe two really big ones in your blog's entire history -- if even that.

TeacherTeacher said...

agreed @Amy in MI, I knew I was pregnant before I missed my period (I am 19 weeks now, btw). Some women can tell very early.

HimynameisChloe said...

I think the only defense that this was always about Simon is that if it had been KK and Kanye it would've mentioned something about her rating