Thursday, August 22, 2013

Cameron Diaz And Jason Segel Are Hooking Up

Jason Segel has apparently dumped the woman he was seeing or decided to cheat on her because he was hanging out with Cameron Diaz this week in the Hamptons. They grabbed some food and then after, decided to do food shopping and then drove off together back to her place where they spent the night Tuesday night and have not been spotted since. I guess this is the reason for the groceries. You know, sustenance. You must have sustenance when you have one of these sex marathons. I wouldn't know since there has never been a sex marathon, or any kind of marathon in my life. I can't imagine exercising, so to actually force yourself enough to exercise for a year just to torture your body in a 26 mile race seems like  bad way to spend your year, when you could be sitting on the couch watching massive amounts of television, eating what you want, drinking what you want and sleeping in on the day of the marathon and then watching the end of it on television.

40 comments:

MBK said...

I used to think he was adorable, but I keep reading about how he's sort of a jerk. Makes me sad.

libby said...

Who will out-cling the other first?
My guess is Cam will bail before Jason. Unless he's the best sex ever and treats her like shit.
Wow! This is a tough call!

Pip said...

Diaz has fucked up her face.

tara17 said...

I think Jason Segel is a super cutie, lucky Cam!

Little Broken Bird said...

This one's going to get messy

LottaColada said...

You lost me with the rambling after the first 2 sentences.

VIPblonde said...

No pants party

Henriette said...

Sounds like a publicity stunt.

Angela said...

They were co-stars on Bad Teacher.

J Sara said...

Her hands look awkward and she's looking a bit like Madonna - no bueno

Murphy said...

Not such a horrible idea, if that blind the other day was about him, at least we know she can retaliate if he starts to hit her.

DewieTheBear said...

Is that the only picture of them that exist together? DListed, Jez, and now here have used it.

derek harvey said...

I wonder if her life coach Paltrow had a say in this....

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hi everybody!
I have to agree with Libby, this is going to be an event. I can see the tabloids now. Both seem nice for addicts (he alcohol and she to herself) but unless he rages while drunk, she won't get enough drama to stay.
Do you think she could get enough attention doing the "noble "poor thing" for staying with a piss poor drunk?

libby said...

Hi Steampunk!

FrenchGirl said...

Good for them! 2 party peoples together = an hangover

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Cameron Diaz thinks famous cocks are like pokemons: "Gotta Catch´em all!".

Steampunk Jazz said...

Hey Libby!

auntliddy said...

I would like to see Cameron happy.

SueRH said...

I think they're cute together. And Enty, if you actually exercised, you'd know how fantastic you'd feel. Being a blob on the couch doesn't compare to it.

Tyger Lilly said...

Let me start by saying I can't stand Cameron Diaz. I would rather pour bleach in my eyes than watch anything she's in. Her complexion has always been awful, and every time she's on camera she's wearing so much pancake she looks like the Joker. Not a huge fan of Jason Segel either - don't watch HIMYM, can take or leave him.

I was at a friend's house and she put on "Bad Teacher". I was only mildly stoned for about the first half of the movie, but I swear it was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. By the end of the movie my face hurt from laughing. I wonder why they didn't hook up then?

rajahcat said...

someone really hates exercise

Eros said...

Im addicted to exercise.... Couldnt imagine life without it. You know you dont have to do an atypical gym exercise to have an active healthy lifestyle... I think this is why people hate exercise in general. They equate it with a strenuous, monotonous task like running on treadmill, etc. Exercise can be fun. Sex is exercise. Yoga, biking, parasailing, crossfit, tennis, racquetball, etc are all fun activities...Your body will thank you.

Sugar said...

VIP you had me at no pants. . . .

Me said...

Does not bode well for his sobriety

Eros said...

Yep, cant figure out what she did though. The girl was drop dead gorgeous and then something happened. Not sure what..

Anna Belle said...

Cam was a party girl too long...she's getting freaked out & desperate as she gets older...ablit like Locklear....

Snootches said...

He looks like he 's hugging his mom in this pic. He is the opposite of sexy for me. I also don't find him funny...at all.

Nope said...

Sigh. I feel like there was a time I had a chance. Now he's dating way beyond my league. Dammit.

MsPink Kitty said...

Well, we already know what his penis looks like.

lazyday603 said...

This one is easy. This sounds a lot like Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal.

NomNom83 said...

"Jason Segel has apparently dumped the woman he was seeing or decided to cheat on her"

Or maybe Jason and that chick are only dating casually and can see other people?

Is it just me or has "Enty" become kind of a dick these days? Lots of pearl-clutching and judgement. Very un-fun.

saycheese said...

Dammit @lazyday603 !!! i think you got it

Massive G said...

She seems very lonely, traveling to get the dick as she once said. I hope she finds happiness. She is a very kind person and an absolute great fuck.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Lol, lazyday.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Jason looks terrible in this pic.

TalksTooMuch said...

Sometimes, I just watch that movie for that scene.

Cee Kay said...

I hate exercise. I've never gotten a rush of endorphins, and I despise sweating. I don't understand you people at all...

TalksTooMuch said...

It took me a few years to figure it out, but I have to exercise pretty every day or I get stabby. Doesn't have to be all running or gym, but a good solid sweat keeps mommy from losing her mind.

Harlow17 said...

shes not aging well