Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Carmen Electra Caught Simon Cowell Having Sex With Lauren Silverman

As I revealed a few weeks ago, Carmen Electra thought she was signing up to be Simon Cowell's only girlfriend. I don't know why she ever thought that was going to happen and to prove it, E! says that she walked in on Simon and Lauren actually in the middle of sex. I am pretty sure Simon let himself be caught because he probably wanted Carmen to join them. Instead, Carmen walked out of Simon's life after just a few months of dating. I believe I also said in the reveal that Carmen left him because she did not want to do threesomes as much as Simon did. It was nice of E! to fill in all the details though.

Did Carmen not Google the guy and see that he only dates multiple women? Was she expecting this to be monogamous? There is no way, even in the short time they dated that she was the only one he was having sex with and the time she walked in on him could not have been the first time he blew her off for someone else.


27 comments:

greenmountaingal said...

Carmen has such odd taste in men, but I did like her with Dave Navarro.

JSierra said...

Did enty just recap a revealand try to pass it off as a post?

MelOncholy Baby said...

Gahhhh!! I don't want my first visual of the day to be Simon Cowell sexing it up!! Erase, please!!!

Nope said...

He's so obviously terrible in bed. Come on...

cool cool cool said...

I imagine that celebrities get used to news outlets publishing lies and half-truths about them and so don't trust Google to reveal a new significant other's true character.

dee123 said...

Yuck.

sandybrook said...

Carmen is getting old and pretty soon no man will be interested in partaking her talents. She needs her sugardaddy NOW!!

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Yeah I imagine his kisses are gross and slobbery with too much tongue and saliva. I find that alpha males are usually the worst kissers,..never mind the rest!!!

greenmountaingal said...

Yuck! I also imagine that he has really bad breath & is a heavy mouth breather. Ok now I'm grossing myself out! Lol

Nope said...

Yes! And a few awkward pumps and done.

dawn bee said...

Shoulda stuck with Dave

Sarah said...

I'm sorry, but after Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman I seriously doubt that Carmen would be scandalized or clutching her pearls over that. Don't forget that she dated PRINCE, she'd be lucky to catch him with a woman.

Renoblondee said...

Yeah, Simon is a heavy smoker, so his breath would be crazy bad. Eww.

rosie riveter said...

Ick. Gross. Nast.

Jazzy said...

Dave Navarro cheated on her non-stop and is a scuzz bucket. Like Sanybrook said, she's on sugar daddy patrol and it's a code blue.

Jazzy said...

Sorry *Sandybrook.

Carmen said...

I picture him just laying there the women doing all the workin beginning to end while he messages his man boobs and smokes a cigarette. Then starts to critque their performance. You know the problem with the way you ride me make your bottom jiggle a bit to much. It's gonna be a no for me but thank you for coming out.

parissucksliterally said...

She also fucked Prince for years, who you KNOW was into some major kinky shit.

Carmen, find yourself a foreign billionaire and settle down. Isn't that the plan for most of these expiring "actresses"?

Tina Mallette said...

LOL I see Simon texting and smoking a cigarette, LOL

exciting and hot NOT

TalksTooMuch said...

I dunno, he's a confident, intelligent guy that likes to keep his life uncomplicated by paying. Maybe it's like Mr. Big said - he just likes beautiful women. For sale for short periods of time.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Lol...right on, Carmen! That scenario fits him to a T. ;)

auntliddy said...

Carmen nailed it, but i gotta sat: simon doesnt pretend to be anything other than what he is.

Jfer Warr said...

Like the neckbeards who just lay there and expect you do all the work. All Vanilla that leaves a terrible aftertaste!

Massive G said...

Simon must have a big dick.

nevarmore said...

Cowell is a pig, and the women who bed him deserve the slug trail he leaves. Not for ANY amount of money, just ugh.

DailyNightly said...

So, will Lauren have to share Simon with other women now or does she imagine she will be the only one?

Aoife said...

Hasn't Cowell been photographed with other women on a yacht or something already?

I don't care if he's Snoop and Jay-Z combined I'd want nothing to do with him. He just looks like he smells.