Monday, August 05, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Gordon Ramsay's son looks just like him.

Halle Berry is counting down the days.
Heidi Klum went for a bike ride with her boyfriend over the weekend.
Jessica Alba dresses her daughters the same. It is cute.
Jennifer Aniston going without makeup. The world is amazed she will do this. Umm, why?
Now if Janice Dickinson was walking around without makeup, then I would be amazed.
Jake Gyllenhaal walking around NYC with his girlfriend. She looks thrilled.
Jessica Lange should be on top she looks so good.
Kaley Cuoco has already moved on and found a new guy to replace Superman.

48 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

Man I hate when my parents use to dress me the same as my sibling.

Rach Around said...

There's Jakey w his photo op faux girlfriend (recently mentioned in a blind) we all know he's thinking of his evening planned as a power bottom.

trainrides said...

@Dragon My dad used to buy matching shirts for me and my lil bro. I thought it was cute.

rhinovodka said...

Aww, a mini Gordie.

Jen looks good without makeup.

shopgirl said...

Yeah, Gordon's son looks like he's about to call someone a fucking donkey.

The Real Dragon said...

@trainrides its cute but not every single day lol

trainrides said...

@Dragon Other people would approach my Mom and/or Dad whenever I was matchy-matchy with my bro because I'm a girl. I didn't get it at the time. All I cared about was I had a Ninja Turtles shirt and that was sooo cool.

Rach Around said...

Trainrides: I love that you were a tomboy! Or at least loved the TMNT! My brothers were into them, and now their kids are.

Pookie said...

those glasses on aniston's pic buddy are hideous even for hipsters.

i thought kaley cucoco was britney for a second there.

The Real Dragon said...

@tranrides. ur parents sound cool.

trainrides said...

@Rach TMNT and Power Rangers!

Alicia said...

Please, Jennifer A is wearing light make up - not NO makeup.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Is that Gordon Ramsay the cooker who cheated on his wife? Damn, the lady who is with him is very fuckable, although his son looks like a soccer hooligan or something.

Jessica Lange's face has no expression, she seems to be dead inside.

Jake G. "girlfriend" needs the commas.

I cannot look at Klum without thinking of her spitting baby batter, thanks to this site.

Renoblondee said...

Jen looks great. Ramsay's son is a cutie.

warmislandsun said...

Janice Dickinson and Courtney Cox look like the same person. Jennifer Aniston looks like that muppet who is with the band. Jessica Lange looks scary, just scary.

califblondy said...

I wish Jessica would have left her face alone.

HannahBanana said...

Jessica Lange looks fabulous! That is a great color on her.

Ruby Soho said...

Janice Dickinson w/o makeup? Please, her face wouldn't be able to hold together!!
And I agree with @Alicia---Jen Aniston is wearing LIGHT makeup, not none.

Rach Around said...

Train: go go power rangers! Awesome....

Rach Around said...

Alicia: exactumondo! To the untrained eye you can even detect it. I don't know what she's trying to prove.

auntliddy said...

In what world does Jessica Lange look good? She had very bad plastic surgery and ruined her face. Its a shame.

Rach Around said...

I suspect Janice sans makeup would look like a burns victim. She's had so much lifted, she queafs from her chin, which she needs to wax lest she don a pube beard.

Rach Around said...

Agreed Aunty. She was so beautiful too. I think women who overdo surgery actually age worse than their no surgery peers. Exhibit A : Melanie Griffith.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I don't wanna sound racist, but why is one of Jessica's daughters white? With red hair? Or is that just the sunlight that makes it look like that?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Cash Warren looks latino/mixed. So where does the white/red hair come from? Or am I being paranoid?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I mean: http://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/jessica-alba-honour-lead-1.jpg?w=600

WTH?

M. Brown said...

Is anyone following the battle between Jessica's The Honest Company and the creator of Honest Toddler? Check out The Honest Toddler twitter feed if you're interested. Kind of shitty of the Honest Company.

Susan said...

Gordon Ramsay's wifey is hot.

I feel like I've been witnessing Heidi Klum's mid-life crisis for the past year.

Rach Around said...

Worse than dressing like a sibling? Your f'n mum having some style crisis and buying the same shoes, clothes, bags, jewlery. Although she's probably three times my size.

Rach Around said...

God I'd LOVE to look like Heidi when I have my midlife crisis. Would make it much more fun Susan!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Ohhh wait: Jessica Chastain was obsessed with Alba right? Maybe she switch out her baby for Alba's, so she could stalk her and snicker that Alba is now raising her kid!

Ok, I'll stop now lol

Susan said...

Rach - I know!! She's gorgeous. Her and Naomi C., that bitch. LOL.

Glitter said...

I think Heidi is one of those that calls the paps.

parissucksliterally said...

Jessica Lange does NOT look good! she ruined her face with plastic surgery!

Halle Berry looks amazing, as usual.

KSam said...

That was Amy Adams, wasn't it?

Rach Around said...

Ha ha Susan! Us mere mortals can only gaze in wonderment! I'd better start moisturizing more...

mizzavrid said...

Right Alicia, she is wearing light makeup and sorry, her nose is looking almost as big as her hairsylist's.

Samantha M. said...

@warmislandsun, please. Don't insult the Muppets like that. Janice (the Muppet) is far more talented than Jennifer Aniston.

This guy with Kaley...I think "replacement" is a little strong.

trudi said...

Jessica Lange looks great for someone who no longer looks like Jessica Lange.

Anothergrayhare said...

@trudi, lol. and how does Jennifer Aniston get her nose to look so much thinner with makeup? I mean I get the brown shading down the side thing but c'mon -- that looks like one of her before photos.

Diana said...

RE: the Alba young one: I'm brown haired, brown eyed. My husband is the same. (Bro/Bro) Our son could pass for a dark skinned Italian and our daughter has platinum blonde hair, fair skin and blue eyes. Husband and I do have blondes in our families - a level or two up the family tree. Genetics - sometimes recessive genes DO match up. (We STILL are surprised about it - 12 years later!! "Everyone" said the hair would change, but as of yet, it has not.) She does look just like me - just painted with a different set of colors in the paint palette.

Unknown said...

@ shit you can't buy
genes do skip a generation or two. It happens all the time. Recessive genes have caused a lot of marital issues regarding accusations of infidelity. ;-/

In a similar vein, I have a friend who is South Asian. Her husband is very white, blue eyes, light brown hair. Her daughter took after her husband and is very white. Everyone thinks she is the nanny when she is with her kid. Now, THAT is racism...

Harlow17 said...

why is jake wearing dad jeans

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh no, that mental image is going to haunt me!!!

gr8p said...

*sigh* bless Kaley's heart. She and Britney are the queens of 'scruffy chic' haha Get it together woman.

figgy said...

I want to hear more gossip about Kaley Cuoco, please. I love that show, and she seems intriguing.

di butler said...

Have you ever watched the video of Kim Lardassian getting her make up done and her whole face is blocked off with heavy shading? Done correctly, it can do miracles. Thinning a nose is easy peasy.

in Aniston's defense, she didn't post the pic, the awesome Chris Mc did.

HimynameisChloe said...

well you get two mixed people and a recessive gene is bound to pop up. now Google "Jessica albas mom". don't let your jaw hit the floor too hard. ps I'm half Mexican and I'm white and freckly with green eyes..