Monday, August 05, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Rebel Wilson made her first appearance at the Television Critics event this weekend. She seemed a bit nervous.

Not nervous was Malin Akerman who looked amazing.
Conan's hair just has a life of its own.
Louis CK was there and flanked by Rashida Jones and Amy Poehler.
Amanda Seyfried was at the Vegas premiere of Lovelace.
This is a still from Sydney Leathers' porn debut. At least she already had the porn name.
Sylvester Stallone meets his fans in St. Tropez.
Confined to the Jersey Shore and acting like they are not facing life in prison are Teresa and Joe Giudice.
Tara Reid got all glammed up for the midnight screening of Sharknado.

47 comments:

MBK said...

I heart Rebel Wilson.

Ugh...Sydney Leathers.

The Real Dragon said...

Rebel

Conan

Conan's Hair.

Rach Around said...

Rebel rebel your hairs a mess....I HEART Rebel too - she's actually shy and quite an introverted person in real life. Like a lot of comedians, she hides behind her larger than life of stage/camera personas. Glad the U.S love her. Bogan pride!

Rach Around said...

Off. Stupid autocorrect!

lazyday603 said...

Rebel is the best non-aboriginal singer in Tasmania. By far.

Count Jerkula said...

Seyfried

Jones/Poehler tag team

Ackerman

PotPourri said...

County Jerky...I don't know what you are doing...I guess referencing blind items...

trainrides said...

Louis C.K.

Conan

Pookie said...

i feel horrible. i just read @rach's comment as, 'she hides behind her larger than life EMPANADAS'.

malin akerman always looks so friendly. i like that about her.

loving seyfried's outfit!

tara breaks my heart a little. i want to see her come back.

lostathome said...

I though rebel was trying to lose weight?? She looks bigger here. I think she is gorgeous, but I was just wondering because a couple weeks ago they had her in the photos saying she was trying to slim down.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Pookie said...
i feel horrible. i just read @rach's comment as, 'she hides behind her larger than life EMPANADAS'.

LOL

I too push for Tara, at least I want her to become a new Bruce Campbell for being in the crapsterpiece "sharknado".

I like Seyfried, but she maybe too much into her role of a pornstar. Her skirt is probably too short to be on the street. Cool for pics, though.

trainrides said...

@Pookie EMPANADAS!!!! LMFAO!

califblondy said...

I love Seyfried's outfit.

Tara needs a root touch up.

Boy oh boy Weiner sure knows how to pick 'em.

JoElla said...

Sly's girls are beautiful.

Ruby Soho said...

I want to take Teresa's hat and throw it in the ocean

Renoblondee said...

Seyfried is gorgeous.
I'm still giggling over "EMPANADAS"!

Count Jerkula said...

@PotPourri: Listing the top 3 I'd like to hump in the Randoms.

@TrainRides: I guess you like the taste of ginger ;)

trainrides said...
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trainrides said...

@Count I haven't tried them. Heard they're fun since they don't have souls. But alas, my geographical limitations narrow my choices to Asians.

KSam said...

With teeth...

Jessie said...

Seyfreid has the best hair.

Rebel does look bigger. I have, like, two degrees of separation from her. Yessss!

Susan said...

I think I read that Rebel needs to keep the lbs up for the Pitch Perfect 2 film. Am I wrong?

I am totally in denial that Rashida and Rob Lowe are leaving Parks and Rec. I fucking love that show.

Teresa Giudice is the queen of putting on a happy face. I can't wait to find out what is going to happen to them.

shopgirl said...

Oh Jerk, I mean Count, All this time I always thought it was who you'd marry, kill, have sex with!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Susan, I have the denial for Rashida and Rob for leaving! NO, Anne Perkins! Don't go!

Rebel Wilson is amazing. I, too, thought she was trying to slim down, perhaps it's a wardrobe malfunction or, as suggested, weight for the PP2 role.

Count Jerkula said...

@Shopgirl: Nah, with the Randoms being so repetitious, I'd be afraid of some celeb having me checked out by the Feds, cause I said I wanted to kill her 45 times.

@TrainRides: Awww, Sweetness, I feel bad for you. Not because your only choice is Asians, but because you ONLY have one choice.

Are there any ginger dudes in the audience that appreciate an Asian cutie with a sense of humor? Bonus points if you got some frequent flyer miles to use up.

I'll help you vet any potential ginger suitors if you like, TrainRides. And if the guy doesn't treat you nice, I'll stop by his house with a piece of 2x4 when he gets back to the states.

Rach Around said...

Lazy: who's the indigenous singers from Tas?

Rach Around said...

Rebel has been on Aussie TV promoting weight watchers and had lost weight. She's so freaking cute regardless.

Rach Around said...

Jessie: I LOVE separation maps! Tell me the connections please? I've got two for Metallica.

Rach Around said...

Never had an empanada: they're Mexican pastries? She needs to steer clear of those.

Rach Around said...

Trainrides & Count: I'm married to a ranga. He doesn't have a soul, nor do I. It's all true. Sunlight is their enemy : they're the modern equivalent to the vampyre

trainrides said...

Empanadas for you @Rach.

fancyscreenname said...

Random Voice:


"That's a huuuuuge bitch!"


.....Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo

Me said...

Rashida Jones looks yellow. even her eyes. Amanda looks fab.

lazyday603 said...

@Rach - That was Rebel Wilson's line in Pitch Perfect when they asked her if she could sing.

trainrides said...

@Count Aww, that's soo sweet. I can almost use what you've written as a profile on a dating site.
Well, to be honest, it's not that I only have one choice. I mean, there are expats even here at the office. I don't know how to properly explain this but I'm pretty sure you guys are familiar with Asian-Westerner relationships with fiscal-related back stories? Let's just say I wouldn't want to be in any way accused of being a green-card-seeking Asian stereotype. What can I say, I'm a part-time self-righteous prick.

Count Jerkula said...

Don't let what other people may think keep you from having a good time, Train Rides. As long as you and your potential man know the truth, that is all that matters.

Rach Around said...

Trainrides: they look delish, kinda like an Indian samosa. Hey, please help out a tec-tard and tell me how to post a link like that?

Count Jerkula said...

@Rach:

How to make an HTML hyperlink.

I friggin hate it. I can't remember that crap. I cut and paste the code in the first gray box everytime I make one. Put your link where it says "URL" and what you want to say where it says "Link Text".

Fugazi Enty should just make it where you type a link and the site converts it to hyperlink automatically.

Amy Sliger said...

Rebel Wilson's face is absolutely stunning. That said, I do think she needs a new stylist. This outfit is doing nothing for her and it's just blah middle age church wear. She could do so much better.

trainrides said...

Touche, @Count

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Unknown said...

The bakeries in the Toronto subways sell empanadas. They have very spicy veggie stuffing and are A M A Z I N G.

Unknown said...

I love Rebel Wilson. She just needs a new stylist. That's all.

Sandy said...

Ah, Louis CK with the woman who plays his sitcom sister and the woman he had in mind while creating his onscreen daughters (suck it, haters). I love them all so much.

Jenn said...

So,she should just call herself Fat Rebel, so people would have to say it to her face, instead of behind her back?

I loved her in Pitch Perfect, it's really the only reason I watched it...twice. Or some number more than one.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jenn, you are one of my favorite posters!

PJJ said...

She's probably gaining muscle, weightloss can be a bit tricky when your BMI is in the obese range. It doesn't happen overnight and your appearance flactuates like crazy. Just send her positive vibes, she deserves it.