Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Blind Item #3

If this former A list tweener and now just a regular A lister keeps hanging out with this former A list celebrity who is now a B list celebrity our A lister is going to find himself in jail. The B lister only likes having sex with underage people. Eventually one of those underage kids is going to make their way to the A lister who also likes them young but much of that is because he is young. Not too young to get charged with statutory rape though.

14 comments:

DewieTheBear said...

Bieber in jail? Don't tease me like that.

Kristin said...

Bieber and Sean Kingston? Didn't Kingston get into some trouble for something similar before?

Peggy Too said...

LOL!!!

jes7o said...

Biebs and Sean Kingston

Tina Mallette said...

So if you aren't a pedofile and you aren't a closeted gay who likes young girls because they look like little boys I don't get it - aren't there enough hot 18 year olds to satiate these pervs?

Rach Around said...

Ew.

Publicus said...

Tomatheia Cruise

Count Jerkula said...

Yes, Tina, there are. And hopefully by 18, they know what the hell they are doing. Training can be tiresome.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Not Bieber. Enty wouldn't refer to Bieber as a "former A list tweener and now just a regular A lister" without some appendix like "who is a blot on the entire human genome."

chopchop said...

Please don't link to Perez. I don't want to unwittingly give him any hits.

Wen said...

Justine Beaver, Sean Kingston and the asshole Jenner swine.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Bieber and Usher.. How can Sean be a b lister? He is more a C.

.robert said...

Damn you jes7o, I hadn't been to perezhilton's site in 4 years until your link....

texas rose said...

I didn't know Kingston was into boys?