Thursday, September 26, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former almost A list mostly television actor who barely works as an actor at night any longer is back at screwing with the head of this A list celebrity/reality star again. Our actor hooked up with a waitress this past week and while they were both naked after sex he took a call from our celebrity and said he wasn't doing much and that he couldn't wait to see her later and then he hung up and wanted sex with the waitress again who called him a sleaze and left. he then asked if she had any friends who would be interested.

20 comments:

Ginger said...

He is a jerk. I'm glad the waitress walked out on him.

Freya said...

Wilmer?

Unknown said...

Wilmer

Seachica said...

It sounds like he's screwing more with the head of the waitress

Flashy Vic said...

Sounds like the opening scene of a shitty romcom starring Bradley Cooper or Matthew McConaghey as the sleazy hornball, who will ultimately learn valuable lessons about life, love, redemption and caring for dogs/kids/bonsai trees from quirky waitress/intern/crime scene technician played by Emily Blunt or Sandra Bullock. But not before Bradley McConaghey has a drunken relapse by sleeping with aging stripper Sofia Vergara. A scene only included because I love imagining Sofia working her pole moves.

BTownGirl said...

@Flashy Vic - BONSAI TREES!! Too friggin' funny.

Sherry said...

Flashy Vic that was awesome..Are you in the business? Someone has written that. You bet your bottom dollar!!

Señior Seamhead said...

+1 for the SV imagery

Seven of Eleven said...

Who knew Fez would turn out to be a bigger douche than Kutcher...

Sarah said...

Sounds like Eddie and Brandi Cibrian. Haha

auntliddy said...

well, I guess this guy gets women with his huge brass balls!! lol

Habibti said...

Wilmer Valderama. Too bad he is such a jerk. Demi Lovato keeps running back to him. He must be addictive.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Eddie and Leann.
He has a thing for waitresses and Leann is completely obsessed with him and their public persona.

Anonymous said...

Nah definitely Wilmer

OneEyeCharlie said...

Ohhhh, Flashy Vic. You just wrote your way into my heart.

kpist said...

"who barely works as an actor at night any longer"

hehe, does he work during the day?

crila16 said...

Not Wilmer and what's her name. he's so mean to her, but she allows it.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

Winning!

Captain Midnight said...

Are you really defending this "waitress", she was whore plain and simple and should have not been offend by him asking about her friends. What kind of women fuks a guy the same night as meeting him.

di butler said...

Definitely Wilmer. Another piece of insider news, Demi moved out of the sober halfway house,around the time she broke her leg, caused by her cracked out roommate. Being on tv again is a struggle. Add in Wilmer? *sigh* I'm rooting for her.

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