Monday, September 23, 2013

Blind Item #4 - Emmy Awards

This C+ list mostly movie actress doesn't get much work any longer as an actress because she's an awful actress. She's clinging to the fame her last boyfriend brought her while she searches for new gigs. At a party last night she was in a corner making out with a guy and let him slide her dress down for a quick feel and she spent the rest of the night trying to get it back in place but was largely unsuccessful and everyone got to see an up close look at her plastic surgeon's work.

17 comments:

Kristin Wigs said...

Hough

Anonymous said...

Double sided tape ladies, and a sober friend to dress check you on your way out of the loo!

katie said...

yes. was wondering how much she bribed the cameraman for the two shots to her when her brother won.

Laura said...

I like the Hough guess, but did she have a boob job?

Pogue Mahone said...

Jen Aniston?

Count Jerkula said...

I would love to daydream of Hough being so trashy, but the "doesn't get much work anylonger" doesn't seem like her, because she never really got much work to begin with.

OKay said...

I'd like to agree with you, Count, but the Footloose remake (ugh) and Rock of Ages movie (double ugh!) were both pretty high-profile jobs. She was on a streak for a short while there...

Meanie Rhysie said...

To me, Hough is like Leo DiCaprio: oatmeal without brown sugar and raisins. Blah.

Dasha said...

Hough also did one of those awful Nicholas Sparks movies that no one saw and no one remembers.

Unknown said...

Hough is doing well on little talent.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Rach Around, as Emma Watson could tell you from a number of experiences, double-sided tape is not really a very good solution.

Unknown said...

Tom needs to just sign her up for the next wife. I actually think it would be a,perfect business partnership.

Sean said...

Except Hough hasn't had implants. She has what appear to be small, but very nice boobs.
http://www.egotastic.com/2013/09/julianne-hough-braless-on-her-way-to-acting-class/

This was last week

ktmonster said...

Hough's face looked like a botox mess last night. Had the melty look Anna Faris has now.

Count Jerkula said...

Thank you, Sean.

I would give that woman the worst minute and a half of her life. Then I'd give her the worst 45 minutes of her life. She would probably enjoy the 1/2 hour or so of oral in between.

Anonymous said...

Jonathan: had to google it. Yeah, unfortunate results if not used correctly!

Kelly said...

Hough has real bewbs.

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