Friday, September 20, 2013

Blind Item #5

This forever A list celebrity/singer better watch out for her oldest child because she is telling friends that her mom doesn't spend more than thirty minutes a day with her kids because after that amount of time they get on her nerves. The mom also has been encouraging her older son to watch gay porn to see if he likes it. She desperately wants him to be gay and asks him every day.

56 comments:

ian mcgrinty said...

Anyone else think Madonna? Rocco is 13, early sexual age.

VIPblonde said...

Oh my gosh, it would make me so happy if Madonna is a real life Edina Monsoon!!!

MelOncholy Baby said...

LOL VIP!!

VIPblonde said...

Yes!!

MontanaMarriott said...

Madonna has gone on record stating she wanted a gay son much to the dismay of Guy Ritchie who according to Madge's brother's book on her is a homophobe.

__-__=__ said...

Kids + menopause = no fun for anyone.

ethorne said...

VIP, sweetie darling, I <3 you!!

Sherry said...

Madonna was my first thought.

Count Jerkula said...

Madonna is such a cunt. If her kids turn out to be human and she cuts them off for not putting up with her lunacy, there will be many, many books sold.

Patty said...

That's just as bad as someone with a gay son and asking them every day if they like hetero. Poor kid.

MISCH said...

You can't make someone gay, just like you can't cure the gay out of them....

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VIPblonde said...

@ethorne I <3 you too!

Christopher Cruz said...

My BFF is hoping and praying her only son turns out gay, and he's only 6! She wants to be the proud mana of a gay boy... But she'll still totally love him if he turns out straight!

sandybrook said...

I dont care how much more respectful we are of gays, I would never wish that on anyone because not everyone is so respectful. Decades more of enlightenment maybe not now yet.

ethorne said...

VIP, yes! It would make my weekend if you had a gift of Patsy twerkin!

ethorne said...

*gif, but it would also be a gift!

trudi said...

So Lourdes is ratting out her mother. I wonder if there is friction tween the two?

AKM said...

It's rainy here and I've been listening to Squeeze. Now I want to spend the evening drinking tea and watching Patsy and Eddy. I think I shall.

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne This is as close as she comes to twerking

ruby said...

this is bs. No one would want their kid to be gay. No one wants their kid to be discriminated against and mocked by our unenlightened, cruel society.

ethorne said...

Thanks VIP! That works!

Tina Mallette said...

whether or not Guy is a homophobe, hard to imagine given the story line of RocknRolla and some of his own friends, but if it is Rocco, leave the kid alone and let him find his own way.

But you have to know she was going to be a pushy pushy mom.

I think the good news is that Lourdes is just as strong as her mother and she will push back. Lourdes seems to have a good head on her shoulders so far in spite of everything. Fingers crossed it stays that way.

Tina Mallette said...

I've always thought adopting the other kids was more about image than actual interest in raisng more kids. Well at least they have siblings and loving nannies and all the comforts a child could ask for.

Renoblondee said...

What a hag.

Dolphy said...
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Dolphy said...

I am all about the Eddie and Pats love. Viva la France!

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Murphy said...

yeah I thought of Lourdes Leon IMMEDIATLEY

HannahBanana said...

Lourdes needs to just write that book!!!! She would be sooooooooo flush for life. I KNOW we'd all buy her tell all....& Madonna is probably the ultimate Joan Crawdord of our time. Adopting children for publicity....ugh..I'm w/ Count, MANY books will be sold. & I'll be right in line!

Basil said...

You can't make someone gay, just like you can't make someone straight. So Madonna might very well be wasting her time.

Tara said...

It seems like it has to be someone with one older kid and then some younger children, so Madonna works.

However, who on earth would call her A list and not A++ list? She's Madonna!

Also, why wouldn't Madge just like...adopt an out teen from a gay youth shelter? I don't get these celebrities. Most runaway youths are gay and they need a place to go. If she were to adopt like a 15-year-old kid, she wouldn't have to raise them (which it seems like she doesn't want to do) for long, plus she'd get tons of praise for alerting people to a new kind of philanthropy and be adopting domestically, which makes her look really good. Because if Rocco reveals this, Madonna's going to get into a lot of hot water for seemingly not understanding how homosexuality, the trait that built her empire, works.

Madonna needs to hire me, really.

rajahcat said...

yeah well......no I got nothing

not even for a Friday

she's alway been cuckoo for cocoa puffs......

JoElla said...

I think Madonna is the easy answer, kinda like a default answer for this.

I don't think Guy would put up with that for one second.

Think about it.. don't you think he would say "Dad, Mom keeps asking me if I am gay, like every day, and she wants me to watch gay porn"..

But who else could this be?

Sherry said...

How many of you have seen a kid (and kids recognize this too) and go..GAY. Maybe Madonna sees something. Or maybe she is pushing him. Like Chris said, I hope she loves him still if he turns out straight.

msgirl said...

Whoever this is is an awful mother, what 13 yo wants to even discuss anything with their mom, especially sex!!!

auntliddy said...

why on earth would you be bugging your child about this? like they arent confused enough at that age! Back off!

Samantha M. said...

You realize if the blind had consisted solely of the last two sentences (with "also" and "older" deleted), we all would have guessed PMK?

Fred66 said...

Considering Rocco is 13 years old, wouldn't it be ILLEGAL for Madonna to be exposing him to porn? Madonna is many things, but stupid is not one of them. I'm not buying this.

Momster said...

Dear, do your homework, and then you can watch your p0rn.

Love the ABFAB links! @Dolphy, "This is the one, Patsy! This is the one!"

fancyscreenname said...

Bullshit!

I don't believe this!

Mari said...

I have a contrary nature, so I'd love to fast forward 10 years and see that Lourdes is a brain surgeon, president of her local PTA and a Rotary Club member; Rocco is a Scotland Yard detective married to a (female) nurse and has three kids; and David needs a tuxedo to accept his Nobel Prize for mathematics.
Ya know, rebels. From the POV of Madge's life! ;)

Mag said...

Lourde on Madonna.

Anna said...

Tell-all books written rarely make a person flush for life when what once were the biggest stars in the world for a time become a "who's that, who cares" for the next generation. High school and college kids know about Madonna, but she's not who they talk about often when talking about music. When they are 30, they will want the tell-all of the rock and pop stars on the charts today. A decade from now, a book about Madonna will be sell big among the over 50 and Social Security crowd. But they'll be dead or dealing with dementia and arthritis before it goes into a third printing.

Cee Kay said...

I have to confess, both my hubby and I were kind of hoping our son would be gay because we both have massively homophobic but cowardly families and it would make them nuts (although they'd never *say* anything). LOL Well, he's 12 now and definitely not gay. But yeah, we love him anyway. :)

MadLyb said...

Definitely Madonna. She's a class A narcissist, and everyone knows this. It's encouraging that her daughter can see this.

Rach Around said...

WTF with trying to groom your child's sexuality either way? That's fucked up.

Rach Around said...

Guy should have been suspect when he found Madonnas decorating Rocco's nursery with a Tom of Finland wall mural.

Rach Around said...

@Christopher - I love it! At least she's not pressuring her son either way. Funny if at 16, he comes out to her as straight!

Rach Around said...

Mommy Dearest for the new millennium

Rach Around said...

Cee Kay: same. We don't have kids yet, but families are both severely homophobes and bigots. However our kids turn out, we'll love them & support them (not sold on providing porn FOR them, that's just creepy).

SophiaB said...

They aren't spending the summer together. Making your kid watch porn is just child abuse. That is AWFUL.

Rach Around said...

^^Sophia B: I read this blind to my hubby and he said exactly the same thing. Exposing kids to porn or sexual activity does constitute child abuse, all jokes aside.

Cookies said...

And Mercy will have three kids and drive a minivan in a cute little mid-west town where her husban is the sheriff.

MelanieH said...

Whst rach around said ^^how about hoping your child is well adjusted in their sexuality, whatever that looks like for them? Boundaries, people!

Moonmaid said...

My brother-in-law said he didn't want to come out to his parents, not because they were anti-gay, but so agressively pro-gay it made him want to rebel. lol