While this A+ list diva and B list everything else has been working non-stop the past few weeks, her boyfriend has been cherry picking guys he runs into at her work place that are gay and says he can help them out if they help him out.
ACK! She is NOT MV! WHO thinks she has an amazing voice, and would be shocked that she doesn't sing her own songs? Her voice is fucking WEAK, and everyone knows!
Lol @paris. To ever think jlo has a great singing voice IS crazy but I do believe people would be shocked to find out that isn't her singing.
I've posted this here before, I believe she uses AI to find a no-name singer that she can scoop up and use as her voice. It sounds crazy but after all the crazy stories about her, I wouldn't put it past her.
Only thing keeping me from feeling certain she is MV is that pesky "amazing voice" bit used to describe the person.
@Dixie as I said, exaggeration is common in these blinds. Interesting theory about Jlo's use of AI. Personally I still think Hilary Duff is MV. The inconsistency of her recorded voice plus her total inability to sing live are big red flags.
@paris - I could be wrong here but for me personally it wouldn't be the fact that JLo doesn't have a great (or even good) singing voice that would be shocking. For me, it would be "shocking" to see what a liar she is.
If I remember correctly, it was quite the big deal for her to be as successful in music as she was in acting. I use the term successfully loosely because she is horrible at both, IMO, but people ate her up for being such a crossover hit.
And you are correct - IF JLo is MV then the blind is ridiculous and nobody should be shocked she is a total sham. Honestly though, is it really that far fetched to think the MV blind is some glorified shit story?
Everyone does bow to VIP who is often wrong with her guesses but anyway this blind is easssyyy llike Sunday morning, caspers not as smart as he likes to think.
No, I'm 90% sure that the famous MV blind item is authentic. It's one of CDAN's earliest BI's and clearly written by the original Enty. The person who I think ur-Enty is worked for a major record label and elsewhere in the music biz before and after he became a lawyer. His career CV is an exact fit for an entertainment lawyer who could have plausibly brokered the MV settlement deal Enty claims to have done.
Jenny from the block
ReplyDeleteDuh. Casper.
ReplyDeleteJLo/Casper
ReplyDeleteCasper
ReplyDeleteJ. Lo and Casper
ReplyDeleteMV and the Friendly Ghost.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Easy Easy tag?
Now I have that song in my head. "The friendliest ghost you know....."
ReplyDeleteJ Lo and Casper the friendly Golddigger.
ReplyDeleteACK! She is NOT MV! WHO thinks she has an amazing voice, and would be shocked that she doesn't sing her own songs? Her voice is fucking WEAK, and everyone knows!
ReplyDeleteI dunno...Enty's blinds can be pretty disappointing....Exaggeration is common. People would be shocked if she was MV, even if her voice is ''weak."
DeleteMaybe if VIP Blonde says she is not MV, people will stop saying it is her- most of you believe every fucking word she says.
ReplyDeleteZING!!
DeleteLol .. VIP has been known to be wrong a few times, I think.
DeleteJ Lo = MV
ReplyDeleteZING!!
DeleteVIP I dont care what the others say. I have a well endowed man at home but keep posting the cock gifs! Also I wait for your guesses. Ha!
DeleteVIP I dont care what the others say. I have a well endowed man at home but keep posting the cock gifs! Also I wait for your guesses. Ha!
DeleteI'm too slow abed this was too easy.
ReplyDeleteLol @paris. To ever think jlo has a great singing voice IS crazy but I do believe people would be shocked to find out that isn't her singing.
ReplyDeleteI've posted this here before, I believe she uses AI to find a no-name singer that she can scoop up and use as her voice. It sounds crazy but after all the crazy stories about her, I wouldn't put it past her.
Only thing keeping me from feeling certain she is MV is that pesky "amazing voice" bit used to describe the person.
@Dixie as I said, exaggeration is common in these blinds. Interesting theory about Jlo's use of AI. Personally I still think Hilary Duff is MV. The inconsistency of her recorded voice plus her total inability to sing live are big red flags.
DeleteOh Casper.
ReplyDeleteLord she's an idiot
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is shocked by J Lo NOT having a great voice, then they are fucking STUPID, and the whole MV blind is fucking ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteand of course, everyone must bow to whatever VIP blonde says - I have to be wrong.
Shocked by her not singing her own songs, not shocked by lack of a great voice.
DeleteDo you need a hug? xoxo Happy Friday Paris!!!!!
DeleteI figured this out even before I read the guesses, which I never can do. That's how easy this one was.
ReplyDeleteNo need to get upset! It's FFF, y'all :)
ReplyDeleteOh VIP that never gets old.
Delete@paris - I could be wrong here but for me personally it wouldn't be the fact that JLo doesn't have a great (or even good) singing voice that would be shocking. For me, it would be "shocking" to see what a liar she is.
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly, it was quite the big deal for her to be as successful in music as she was in acting. I use the term successfully loosely because she is horrible at both, IMO, but people ate her up for being such a crossover hit.
And you are correct - IF JLo is MV then the blind is ridiculous and nobody should be shocked she is a total sham. Honestly though, is it really that far fetched to think the MV blind is some glorified shit story?
Nice use of the italics, Dixie. Sugar approves.
Delete@Sugar - lol. Thank you.
DeleteEveryone does bow to VIP who is often wrong with her guesses but anyway this blind is easssyyy llike Sunday morning, caspers not as smart as he likes to think.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I don't really recall ever seeing JLo being referred to as a singer on this blog. It's always 'diva', 'celebrity', etc.
ReplyDeleteI think even Jlo knows he's gay, so maybe she is too & they just beard for each other??
ReplyDeleteI might be misinterpreting the blind here. Cherry picking as in ... having sex with gays ... who are virgins and have never had sex with men? Whaaa?
ReplyDeleteParis: blasphemy, I say!
ReplyDeleteBut, I think it's Annabella...easy-peasy!
Hey, we do not believe every word VIP says.
ReplyDelete@Jason ;)
DeleteThis post needs some kumbaya.
ReplyDeleteBoy, I stirred up a shitstorm by mentioning MV. Sorry! (I still think MV is J Lo.)
ReplyDeleteVIP I dont care what the others say. I AM a well endowed man at home but keep posting the cock gifs! Also I wait for your guesses. Ha!
ReplyDeleteWho's MV? Is it an old blind? I'm forgetful.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lopez for sure.
ReplyDeleteSusan Boyle.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm 90% sure that the famous MV blind item is authentic. It's one of CDAN's earliest BI's and clearly written by the original Enty. The person who I think ur-Enty is worked for a major record label and elsewhere in the music biz before and after he became a lawyer. His career CV is an exact fit for an entertainment lawyer who could have plausibly brokered the MV settlement deal Enty claims to have done.
ReplyDeleteI suck at guessing blinds, and even I know this is JLo and the kinky ghost.
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey?
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey?
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't this bother jenny? WHY????
ReplyDeleteMaybe Casper is the son of the woman who really sings for JLo. Parading him around for fame could be part of her compensation.
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