Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Blind Item #7

This A list mostly movie actress who has been a roll lately was talking about her A+ list mostly movie actor ex and said that at least three times she could remember he stopped in the middle of sex. Actual sex not foreplay, but actual sex to take a call from his mother. Our actress also began to think he was calling his mom before the couple had sex and telling her to call during it. His new wife would probably put up with it as she cries herself to sleep every night wondering why she traded in her fame for the marriage.

38 comments:

HB19 said...

Scar Jo/Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

VIPblonde said...

ScarJo/Reynolds/Lively

Kristin Wigs said...

ScarJo
Reynolds
Lively

VIPblonde said...

@HB High Five!

urban chaos said...

Damn, if that's true they must not bring doing it right!;)
Seriously though, run! Blake!

Folly said...

Ryan = Shia v2.0?

Harry Knuckles said...

Maybe Blake is crying because she misses the butt sex she had with Affleck.

skipper said...
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skipper said...

Scarlett / Ryan / Blake fit in...although I think SacrJo talks s**t about him only because he moved onsooner than she expected!

HB19 said...

Thanks VIP :)

cool cool cool said...

ScarJo has some serious sour grapes.

skipper said...

"His new wife would probably put up with it as she cries herself to sleep every night wondering why she traded in her fame for the marriage."

After one year only? I bet if she doesn't give him a child in one year they'll be over...looks like he wants a family and she does not.

Anonymous said...

Leo: Mr Dicaprio. It's all very mummy dearest. Gag.

O'Really said...

I really just want to know what kind of roll she's been lately? Cinnamon? Perhaps sushi? Tootsie roll? We deserve to know, Enty.

skipper said...

Leo isn't married!

Folly said...

@O'Reilly, she on a salmon skin roll

esseva said...

Step through a time machine and this is Tom, Nicole and Katie.

FrenchGirl said...

In what world is Ryan Reynolds. A+ list ?
Dicaprio is A+ list,RDJ is A+ list,Bale is A+ list

VIPblonde said...

@frenchgirl In Enty's world

Anonymous said...

Sausage roll! W sauce.

Anonymous said...

Skipper: way to put holes in my theory: lol!!

Redd said...
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Anonymous said...

In my world, anyone who can play soggy biscuits is A list (which would be all male Scientologist supporters).

skipper said...

@Rach Around
Lol! Sorry! :D

MISCH said...

actually I don't think she's talking shit....can't imagine Ryan is any good...at least not after the glow is over...he seems pretty boring to me.

rajahcat said...

he could be boring with me......

Anonymous said...

Skipper: I set myself up to be incorrect!

Little Broken Bird said...

Do you remember that pic of Bradley Cooper doing errands with/for Leo D's mum. Super odd!

Unknown said...

I think a lot of these actors are mama's boys and some of them are gay men in denial

Barton Fink said...

If so, then suppressed homosexuality is the key to fame and wealth. Who knew that homosexuality was the magickal power that could create wealth?

CF98 said...

Tom Cruise isn't a mostly movie actor he is all movies.

I agree its ScarJo/Ryan/Blake

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwww.

Unknown said...

@VIP- you must have all the reveals catalogued or something. Please don't leave.

Count Jerkula said...

Blake is a fine piece of ass. Good for Ryan, having her so thoroughly pimped. That ScarJo seems the uppity type, so I can see why he ditched her.

The Mom calling stuff is to put in her head that she isn't important and needs to know her place.

"WHAT??!!?? Hell, you're lucky I'm even fucking you. I'm Ryan Fucking Reynolds! I can go fuck any woman I want. You are a skank who made her bones in the business working for a scumbag that fucked and married his step daughter. And you think I'm a bad guy for taking an important call from my mother. What if it was an emergency? What if someone was DEAD! Oh, you don't care though, you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself. Roll over onto you belly and give me the lube from the nightstand.... When you think about your sore ass tomorrow, you can also think about how you need to change your fucking attitude."

Juicy blind woulda been him pausing from boning ScarJo to download the selfies Blake sent him.

Tara said...

Unless the ratings are fudged, this rules out the very popular guess of Scarlett's fiance having the questionable backstory/con artist vibes. Becuase she's listed as A+ there.

NaughtyNurse said...

ScarJo. And she is a c*nt. She badmouths her ex every chance she gets. Not appealing.

NaughtyNurse said...

Maybe Ryan faked calls from his mom because Scarlett was such a dud in the sack.

Mlgmay99 said...

Yup

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