Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Blind Item #8

This almost A list celebrity/singer who was A+ list a few years ago was cheating on his celebrity girlfriend this week. The woman he was cheating with says the singer wanted her to take his microphone and put it where it would not fit in most people. Yeah. Oh revealed for sure.

37 comments:

VIPblonde said...

$10 says the girl that could make it fit is Backdoor Farrah

Charis said...

Does this mean that his *microphone* was huge or that he wanted it some place unusual? I will defer to the Count on this one ...

veee said...

i have friends that work with the criminally insane and some of those fellas put items in the other hole. not the back door...

PS said...

Kanye?

Tara said...

Is the singer The Difficult Brown? Was much more popular a few years ago, is dating that Tran girl, acts as well as sings.

Rach Around said...

any hole is a goal.

ethorne said...

And after the lady friend accommodated him, he sang 'Ain't No Sunshine Where Mic's Gone' into the mic.

ethorne said...

But there was a slight echo.

skimpymist said...

Chris beat em down brown

Rach Around said...

seriously, people do shove things (for the love of god!) down their willy holes. ask any ED (or in U.S = ER) nurse.

mistang said...

Ugh if it's Chris Brown I will only imagine it as similar to the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" revenge scene. Disturbing, yet satisfying.

Bubi said...

JB?

The Dude said...

Bill Clinton, does he sing?

tara17 said...

Blurg.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ ethorne!

Renoblondee said...

Chris

Wen said...

Who's hole was the mic going into? His or hers?

lazyday603 said...

Yahoo is reporting that Gov Brown signed into law the anti-paparazzi law today. They illustrated the article with a paparazzi photo of Halle Berry and her 5 year old daughter. Don't they teach about irony in English classes anymore?

Rach Around said...

beautiful visual there mistang! rad!

SueRH said...

John Mayer. Easy easy.

Rach Around said...

good one SueRH! i can totes see that.

cece said...

Ugh. That visual...

hollywood dime said...

Ahhhhh!!!!! I had a friend who was dating some weirdo celebrity a loooooong time ago and they were making out in the car and he asked her to sit on the car's gear shift...as in sit on it with it inside of her. That guy has had a hit in years, so I'm certain it's not who the blind is about, but WTF is the fascination with putting ridiculous objects in a girl's cooch? He tried to put a pepper mill up there too.

Tee E said...

Please reveal this

Groovy said...

Kayne. CB was never A list.

olliebolliesnollie said...

I'm going with JT

Jack Camp said...

Eh, Led Zepplin has everyone beat with the shark.

skimpymist said...

Chris brown was A list for a while. Enty always referred his blinds as I think "unfortunately A List A Hole". We may not feel he is but the numbers said something else.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

John Mayer. THat filthy beast

Count Jerkula said...

@Ethorne: Great Joke!

@HollywoodDime: I was watching some amateur gearshift porn videos last week. If I found 4 videos on one site, it happens often in the real world.

My favorite foreign object insertion is the Sharpie Marker. I am surprised cam whores don't sell dipped Sharpies in addition to worn panties.

@Charis: I'm thinking Fugazi Enty is using euphemisms for da buttseks. Smart dude, this singer. Awfully hard to get slapped with a paternity suit when you don't use the baby hole.

hothotheat said...

@jack camp I thought it was a herring or some smaller fish.

Chris Brown not A list, nor is his gf a celebrity.

I'd say Kanye fits but I thought he was gay.

Adam Levine?

Sherry said...

It was actually the guy from Vanilla Fudge who did it and it was a mud shark. It scared the crap outta the girl is all it did. Another urban legend ..that and the hamster in one day. Epic!

Count Jerkula said...

@Sherry: Huh? Lil offensive to call the girl a mud shark. Just cause she's into black guy's doesn't give anyone the right to jam stuff in her and scare her.

anon said...

I agree Wen - who's hole?

At first, I thought he wanted her to put it in her, but re-reading it, I think he wanted her to put it up HIS butt!

di butler said...

My first thought, John Mayer, BF to Katy Perry wants to knock on Teen Mom Ferret's back door, with his MIC. Unfortunately, np euphemisms were used, and we all lose, imaging the visuals.

dawn davenport said...

I read this as Thicke as in blurred lines

dawn davenport said...

Oh A+ few years ago.... Duh never mind