Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Blind Item #9

This actress is B list. She was on a hit television show and got fired. She now makes her living appearing in a franchise and not much else. She also has a bit of a temper and a bit of a drinking problem. So, when a guy hit on her the other night she reached into her bag and pulled out what could best be described as something about a foot long that people use to pleasure themselves. She told the guy if he was bigger than what she was holding she would go out with him otherwise he should just walk away. He walked away.

23 comments:

  1. Michelle Rodriguez

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  2. Hilarious!! I should do this to get rid of unwanted attention!

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  3. Awwwww. Dammit VIP!!!

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  4. haha! that's so bad ass!

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  5. She uses it in her bff's butt probs. :)

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  6. Michelle was on Lost and was killed off.

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  7. So the broad went to a bar (hopefully, the BI doesn't say if it was in a library, church or something) with a dildo inside her purse. What kind of bars are there in the US? What did she want to do with it in said place?

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  8. The way I thought this blind was going, someone was getting slapped with a dildo. The real ending is a let down. :(

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  9. Totally M.Rod. My girl crush...

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  10. that says it all doesn't it?

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  11. I keep telling you, Mitchie loves the sausage!

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  12. And as he slunk away he was heard to mutter, "What a dick!".

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  13. Wasn't there a blind about Michelle Rodriguez beating on some girls hotel room door with a big ass dildo screaming "you left this behind?

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  14. Now THAT is cutting to the chase!!!!!

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  15. Honestly, that would be awesome to do just for shits and giggles! That is until someone decides they should stay.

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  16. That's WAY better than giving out the fake phone number like I used to do back in the day!!!

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  17. That's one way to get a barely closeted lesbian to fend off unwanted male advances. I wonder if when a woman hits on her, she suggests using it on her.

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  18. I've heard of girls carrying their sulfide with them and probably know a few who haven't admitted it but I find it out... Like you suddenly have an emergency need to get down with yourself with a dislike and can't get back home in time?

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  19. @CJ - Sulfide? do tell!! super curious about autoerotic chemistry... :P

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