Saturday, September 14, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 27, 2013

This former almost A mostly movie actor who dropped down to a C because of some bad movie choices and a very mysterious disappearance is trying to get back in the life of this former B list movie actress with A+ list name recognition. Unfortunately his pop ins and every five minute texts are probably not the way to go.

Josh Hartnett/Katie Holmes

39 comments:

Rach Around said...

Like anyone gives a fuck. Katie is so fugly, only a gay A list would employ her. Damien wasn't the anti-christ, it's Suri, or Mia Farrow & Woody Allen's son. (I said "woody". Tee hee!)

Glitter said...

I think this was already revealed.

CF98 said...

So now she's just A+ list not A+++ list recognition? I like Katie but even I wouldn't consider her a B-list actress either.

When was Josh Hartnett ever considered A-list potential?

L said...

I am more intrigued by the very mysterious disappearance... anyone has any idea what this is hinting to?

Notorious W.i.g. said...

He's Suri's bio dad. GMD paid him to go away & keep his mouth shut.

Rach Around said...

L : mysterious vanishing act due to him being Suri's father?
Katie always was a cum receptacle.

Pip said...

Rehab as the disappearance?

CF98 said...

Nah he's not Suri's bio dad there was a pic of Josh/Tom years ago if that were the case they wouldn't be seen around each other for something like this coming out.

If anything Joshua Jackson is her bio dad the resemblance is uncanny

Notorious W.i.g. said...

I disagree. Suri looks nothing like Josh J. She does have Josh H's squinty eyes though.

Frufra said...

I say we will never be able to tell just by pics. Katie looks like Tom, who looks like Josh. Apparently, Katie has a type!

Oh, and they all resemble Miscavage, too. Why can't just one of them be fair-haired??

Rach Around said...

Suri IS the antichrist

CF98 said...

This did it for me

http://i.imgur.com/jWzui.jpg

Its just U said...

One boring guy sending boring texts to a boring woman. Yawn.
They should go and be boring together.

Frufra said...

@CF - that is pretty convincing!

Kron Hertz said...

Interesting...I haven't heard of his name in a while now. Yeah Hollywood Homicide was terrible. No wonder his career plummet along with Harrison Ford.

Rach Around said...

It's just you : so cynical!

MelOncholy Baby said...

You call It's Just U cynical...after calling Katie Holmes a cum receptacle...aren't you just a fucking charmer?

Serendippity do dah said...

So calling Suri, a little kid, the Anti-christ is not cynical or Snarky?

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Honey Boo Boo looks more like JJ than Suri does.

Ashley O'Connor said...

Mysterious disappearance? He is seen around Minneapolis (his hometown and where he currently lives) all the time.

Sage said...

I think the "mysterious disappearance" alludes to a sizable cash payout Josh received to fall off the map so it wouldn't come light that he was Suri's real father; at least that was the popular guess given the particulars to the original Enty blind about this.

The Real Dragon said...

I ship em

Rose said...

Suri is the equivalent to a grilled cheese sandwich. The kind where someone finds an image of the Virgin Mary or Jesus on it. Of course if you squint just right you can see what they see but you can also see a goldfish and a happy face so it doesn't mean anything.

@CF, for me that collage shows more how they don't have the same features by using shots.

I've seen those done with Suri at Tom, Tommy Davidson, JJ, Josh Hartnett. I mostly see Katie but people compare her strongly to all 4 and she can't be so I do think tend to see the features that support the father theory they like best.

Rose said...

@Rach around, Lol Ronan Farrow is the opposite of the anti-christ. Mia raised him well. I was actually quite shocked a few years ago when I read up about him and what he had accomplished so far for being so young (and good looking). Luckily he takes after his mom.

Sage said...

@Rose, I was tempted to say something about him too. Just about any parent would be proud to have a child like Ronan, especially remarkable for Hollywood offspring.

derek harvey said...

Josh is rumored to be a meth addict

auntliddy said...

They wld be such a cute couple. Id like to see her happy.

Kayaker said...

I saw him out in Minneapolis many times this summer with his friends and his girlfriend.. He is a normal, heathy guy. I don't think he is after Katie. His girlfriend is young and beautiful.

Sherry said...

@Kayaker perhaps his gf is young and beautiful but maybe he hopes being with Katie could help his career. Stranger things have happened.

HimynameisChloe said...

that dimple though!

L said...

Thank you everyone!!
I had no idea there were strong rumors that Josh could be Suri's dad = gossip mind blown!!
I thought general consensus was towards Tom's cousin William Mapother.. keeping it all in the family, so to speak

Portland Foodie said...

I still say he was recycled and came back as Channing Tatum

LovelyCoconuts said...

He lives in Minneapolis out of the public eye. I see him out and about often. No odd disappearance, just not attention seeking.

dave said...

I always thought Chris Klein was the baby daddy.

Unknown said...

? BFD

lutefleck said...

He probably wants contact with Suri if he is the father. Now that Katie is on her own maybe the truth will finally come out.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@fufra, of course they'd pick someone who looks similar to Cruise... can't let the proles think their man can't perform his husbandly duties. Lol

eris hilton said...

I legitimately believe that suri is the product of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm.

Mrs. Chef said...

There was a very similar blind that was revealed to be Josh Hamilton, not Hartnett. The phrase 'pop ins' and references to constant/every 5 minute texts, as well as the similarity in names (Josh H. and Josh H.) makes me wonder if it was both of them, just one of them, or neither of them...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/01/blind-items-revealed_3.html