Sunday, September 29, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 11, 2013

This B list mostly any kind of work she can get actress has entered the dating pool again after an extremely high profile relationship ended and apparently freaked out when she had sex with her boyfriend for the first time. Like really freaked out. The guy has not called her back.

Katie Holmes

33 comments:

Kelly said...

Is it just me or wasn't there a blind that she was *happy* she finally had sex after all those years?

NaughtyNurse said...

Yes, there was a blind about her being super crazy excited about having sex finally after that bizarre marriage of hers.

Elissa said...

This is just so incredibly sad. I'm one of the few people that believe that she knew what she was getting into when she signed on with Cruise et al, but I still hope that she can eventually recover and find some happiness.

The Real Dragon said...

BS Blind. This person who submitted this Blind was shut down.

amused bush said...

So I'm assuming this was a happy freak out, since previous blinds implied she was beaming after having sex again (post-breakup).

Just Another HR Lady said...

Like anyone would even know or talk about this if it even happened. Whatev lol.

Sherry said...

How can it be a boyfriend if he never called her back? Why would she "freak out"? Come on. Count me as not buying it.

MISCH said...

Funny because I just saw her in the street this morning. Had to do a double take, jeans, sweater, 2 totes bags, hair in a top knot.....alone and really ordinary looking.

Princess said...

Sometimes I think people are so familiar with blinds here, that you believe one was previously revealed to be someone, when in reality, it was the popular guess you are remembering, and it was not revealed. Just a thought, because I've done it myself.
I remember everyone guessing Katie for the "happy to have sex again" blind, but I don't remember it being revealed to be her.
I could be mistaken though.

Bacon Ranch said...

I'm surprised she can even get a date. You just know CO$ is watching her every move. If she's smart (and it's a HUGE leap of faith on that one) she wouldn't trust any guy who asks her out and would do a full background check to make sure he's not Xenu affiliated.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Maybe she's a screamer, ( not that Tommy would know) and the new guy freaked when , after the orgasm, she jumped out and boogied screaming "You didn't eat my soul, You Jackle! I'll see you in Hell yet!"
Her actor struck me as a pantywaist so he took off.
According to Ent, he came sniffing back surrounded by rumors the Sci's paid him to stay away.( daddy issues ) ; D




DA said...

This could be a BI submitted by a Scientolocultist.

The Real Dragon said...

@princess.Sometimes. but I remember that Entymoblie had receipts of two blind items that were the same. Im talking about word to word but with two different actor reveal on it.

Bacon Ranch said...

Hahaha I remember that Dragon!
Once people called the Ents out on it they changed the date.

Didn't one of them eventually just disappear from the archives?

It's easy peasy. Write a generic blind that could apply to at least 75% of the human race and then wait for news to come out that (shocker)
something very similar happened. Take credit. Lather,rinse,repeat.

I'm thinking about starting my own blog: BaconRanchsaid

(Disclaimer) OneEyeCharlie, if you already have a blog that ends in said this was not a slam.

LottaColada said...

@dragon- LMAO so true!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, that's a great blog name! Well, until Count starts commenting about tossed salads.... :b

Who was the person who submitted the blind and was shut down?

izz said...

Wasn't there a reveal about Katie in the last few weeks that said that she never saw the first guy she slept with again after Tom because he kept saying the whole time, including during sex, that he couldn't believe he was having sex with Katie Holmes. But now she's the one that freaked out, not him?

di butler said...

I thought I remembered it that way, as well...

Habibti said...

IZZ that blind about the guy who couldnt believe he was having sex with....was revealed to be Emma Watson (from the Harry Potter franchise). Not Katie Holmes.

izz said...

Thanks Karen

OneEyeCharlie said...

Ha!

Topper Madison said...

I think this guy was shut down, too.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Maybe she started jumping up and down on the bed and couldn't stop. It's all she knows...

Unknown said...

I cannot imagine what that bastard put her through. I'd be shocked if she DIDN'T have PTSD. I can't figure out why he's not in jail given all the crap he's been up to. I truly loath that man.

Alexa Rose said...

Pretty sure I remember this being revealed already. Whatever the case I am really happy for Katie, she hasn't had the best past 7 or 8 years.

Kara said...

Whatever. I was married. When I got divorced, I freaked a little the first time I hooked up with someone else. It had been so long since I had been with anyone but my husband. It all felt weird and strange to me! And I wasn't in a weird abusive or controlling relationship.

Jenn said...

I can't believe I guessed a blind. I feel like I can face Monday now.

figgy said...

I agree with @Izz, I could swear the guy freaking out about "can't believe I'm having sex with" was revealed to be with Katie Holmes!

izz said...

Well it took me forever to find it but this is the blind I meant, it was revealed in April so not a few weeks ago lol but at least I'm not losing my mind remembering a reveal that never happened!

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/04/blind-items-revealed_3166.html

September 13, 2012

What B- list actress and I am probably being generous there but her name which is A list kind of boosts the actress list a little higher had sex the other night and told a model that it was like being a virgin again because it had been so long. She also said she probably won't see the guy again because he kept saying, I can't believe I'm having sex with you repeatedly.

Katie Holmes

Count Jerkula said...

We all know Katie had to be damaged to be with Cruise, so this is no shock.

On the Watson front, I watched Bling Ring and thought it sucked. I did have a good laugh at "home schooling based on the Secret".

FrenchGirl said...

it's the third blind item about Holmes having sex for the first time since some years and every time the story is different and i remember a blind item on the release of her interview when she talks about her awful mariage( the interview is never happened i guess)

D Brown said...

She may have been loud by Earth standards but she was quiet by Xenu standards. It takes a while to adjust.

gr8p said...

Orgasms can be scary.

hahaha

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