Saturday, September 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 15, 2012

For the first time ever, our A list all movie actor who is still A despite having no real success in the movies in the past decade. You just feel like he never deserves to be called less than A list and when he makes a movie it is still his name above the title. For the past several years he has gone from one girlfriend to the other. They always tell him they have no problems with his sexual fetishes and quirks. He is upfront about them before he ever has sex with a woman and they always say they are fully on board because they want some of that pile of money he has. A few years ago he thought he had a match and he kind of did, but she felt like she could not be exposed to that lifestyle with her having children and also having a public image that is fun and flirty and not orgies and threesomes. They had a very acrimonious split. Like that word? Went into a calendar store over the weekend and saw that on some word a day thing. Vowed to use it this week. Not sure when I will get to use the word abstain which is the other one I saw. Anyway, our actor found someone not too long ago who said she was fully committed to his sexual fetishes and was ok with the filming him while he danced for her and touched himself while listening to some music he recorded. She was ok with him watching a mix video of his past sexual conquests while they had sex, but suddenly she would not take his calls and said that she was just too creeped out and needed something normal. Enter the new woman. Someone who is open to anything our actor wants to do. In the past month he has thrown everything at her and she has begged for more. When he made her watch while he was with two other guys she told him how sexy it was. No matter what he thinks of, she is on board with and our actor is in love for the first time ever. He thought he was in love with a previous wife but he says that he could tell she was all about the money and not really into what he is into and that with his current girlfriend it is totally different. They are "on the same plane," because they are both sexual freaks.

Eddie Murphy

53 comments:

Total Snark said...

Wow. Nice reveal, Enty.

mynerva said...
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ladybaus said...

so hes into guys but I wonder what he likes to do behind closed doors...

The Real Dragon said...

Do you,Eddie.

Bit dams said...

He's into men? Am I the only one who didn't know that? I am not good at the gay-dar thing.

JoElla said...

DAYUM!

That's all.. have a great weekend everyone!

Basil said...

He did get caught with a transvestite prostitute a few years ago, so this is hardly news.

SyDy said...

"...filming him while he danced for her and touched himself while listening to some music he recorded..."
LMAO visualizing Eddie dancing and waxing his weasel to the tune of "Party All The Time"!

CamColty said...

Hahahaha me too

La Descarada said...

Fuuuuuuuuck yes. Get your freak on girl.

Sallyone said...

Girl that stopped taking his phone calls: Rosci Diaz from 106 and Park

The Real Dragon said...

@LA Descarada. LOL yes Get that D girl.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Enty, I have to admit this was worth me checking in on Saturday!

@Me yeah, Eddie has been into guys for a long time. Supposedly, Johnny Gill lived in his guest house when he was married. They had a fling.

Rolf said...

Paige Butcher is not only sharp looking, she's obviously also the perfect girlfriend. Good for you, Eddie!

Count Jerkula said...

I was totally expecting this to be Jim Carrey. Anyways, since the debut of the Chapelle Show, Charlie has been the funniest Murphy brother.

Golly HoLightly said...

GOOD ONE!! I'm guessing that at the time of this blind the new girlfriend who was into it all was Rocsi Diaz. Radio/TV Host and former host of BET's 106 & Park. The acrimonious split was probably with Tracey Edmonds. Former wife of Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds who Eddie was "married" to for like a week or something.

Paint Chips said...

I wouldn't have thought of him as an A list all movie actor because of his time at SNL.
Anyways, I wish him all the happiness with his current girlfriend.

Count Jerkula said...

@Golly: Is that the one who left when she figured out a Caribbean wedding wasn't legal in the US, so she wasn't going to be in for a pay day?

Paisley said...

Good for him for being honest about what he likes before the clothes come off. I'm happy he found someone.

sandybrook said...

Rocsi
Got a good paying job on Entertainment Tonight doesn't need Eddies money, dildos or Dick because she can get her own.

Cheryl S said...

I thought the one that dumped him was Mel B, she had his kid. Also Rocsi for the one that is in to it as this was a year ago.

Anonymous said...

Random: Mel B's first daughter was by Jimmy Gulzar? A dude who was a dancer (go-go boy...tehehehe) at a gay bar. So she into bi-guys apparently.

Unknown said...

Lmao OMG I'm dying over that visual

Tru Leigh said...

So which woman is Mel B?

TracySwingKid said...

"Hey, boy. You look mighty cute in them jeans."

auntliddy said...

Me, i am not so good at that either, but I pegged him as gay when he did an HBO special years ago where he wore all leather and was surronded by about 10 men. I was like what?

Unknown said...

While I give kudos for the man being honest, how rare, I hope he is not too quick to think this is love. Poor Eddy. I fear he maybe getting conned and he's giving all the blackmail material she needs.

This girl may just be feeding him a line because she is willing to wait it out for her payday. She is not an aspiring actress by any chance because she could be practicing her acting chops with him for real. I bet she sees a wedding ring and a generous pre-nup. People have put up with more for less.

Anonymous said...

@tru.....I don't think Mel B is mentioned here. I added my random story because Mel was mentioned up-thread. She did have a child with Murphyabout 5 years ago.

Unknown said...

thanks god! finally a good reveal! I was totes thinking Johnny Depp the whole time and when I got to the end I was pleasantly surprised to read Murphy, yeeeeeeeea I lurve it

lostathome said...

Good for him. In all the pictures he does seem to be smitten. And OT, but it's the first time I've seen him with a white woman. Maybe the sisters aren't as experimental??

Evil Kumquat said...

All that anti gay stuff in his old act makes sense now.

No one hates gays more than a closeted one.

Evil Kumquat said...

All that anti gay stuff in his old act makes sense now.

No one hates gays more than a closeted one.

Unknown said...

I thought Enty didn't believe in outing people.

Moonmaid said...

The guy thing is his biz, but I'd draw the line at him listening to his awful crappy music.

SyDy said...

@Moonmaid: I think that's why his girls flee. They don't mind the freaky sex stuff, but they can't tolerate being subjected to his music demos...

anon said...

I'd say this is Mel B: A few years ago he thought he had a match and he kind of did, but she felt like she could not be exposed to that lifestyle with her having children and also having a public image that is fun and flirty and not orgies and threesomes.

Unknown said...

Good day haha

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Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

So he is truly bi-sexual.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

@ Rolf: Paige, is that you? Or are you on her PR team? Keep striving, girl.

Anonymous said...

WHO CARES? As long as it's between consenting adults, who are we to judge? Good God, sometimes this blog appears to be written by Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn.

NaughtyNurse said...

Ha! This is great for Eddie. Yes, its's been common knowledge since the 90s that Eddie is also into dudes ever since he was busted generously "driving home" a tranny hooker. Glad he's found someone who is into his kink.

kerri said...

Good for them.

Unknown said...

This blind is fake. Eddie appeared in the Daily Mail on Oct. 15th which is the same day as the blind.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2217677/Eddie-Murphy-steps-mystery-pretty-blonde-pair-coffee.html

mistang said...

Well this Paige girl also dated Russell Simmons, so she's got some practice with the freaky deaky.

Honey West said...

I've disliked Eddie Murphy since I saw an interview with an elderly Beverly Hills Hotel employee (concierge?) who said Murphy was the rudest celebrity he ever assisted because he scolded the employee just for speaking directly to HIM instead of Murphy's assistant in front of him.

Henriette said...

Remember, Eddie's tranny got thrown off a roof. I would be careful messing with Eddie Murphy reveals.

Angela said...

Well, it's the perfect opportunity to link to a new great sketch from Key & Peele about the extent of porn addiction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZgw12m8lw

Count Jerkula said...

@Angela: There is nothing in that skit about addiction.

mizzavrid said...

Eddie's tranny got thrown off a roof? Damn, didn't hear about that.

mannyv said...

There's always someone for you out there, you just have to keep looking.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

First chick has to be Mel B; kids and known for being flirty etc

gr8p said...

I WOULD NOT watch my man with two other MEN! That is one way to get dumped. Though that one about dancing, touching himself to his own recorded music is dumpsville as well. He's probably a furry to boot. I just can't with these people. Why the freakiness? Fucking till you cum isn't gratifying enough? Ugh?

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