Monday, September 23, 2013

Emmy Photos Part Five

Nathan Fillion is a giant.

Jessica Pare
Amanda Peet
Anna Faris
Anna Chlumsky
Aubrey Plaza
Connie Britton
Giuliana Rancic
Kelly Osbourne
Mayim Bialik

53 comments:

Rach Around said...

Now there's some godawful dresses

Cookies said...

Whoa.

Jolene Jolene said...

Every single dress here is awful, but of all the years I've been following red carpet style I have truly never seen a dress as hideous as the one Connie Britton is wearing. What IS that???

BuffaloBlue said...

I was just thinking how everyone looked pretty good in the first couple if posts. I guess we get all the bad at once. Yikes!!

Glitter said...

Those are some ugly dresses.

Rach Around said...

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! Yeah, I had some hippy cushion covers that looked just like that fabric when I first moved outta home and burned lots of incense.

Kristin said...

Anna Faris... Doesn't quite look like herself?

MISCH said...

Ugly.....................

MelOncholy Baby said...

That's right! Blast our eyes with the gawdawful dresses all at once!

I'm so over Kelly Osborne's lavender hair...if the cut itself was edgy, it'd be different. Meh.

Peggy Too said...

Nathan is only 6'2 so his date must only be around 5' and maybe 90 lbs dripping wet.

Count Jerkula said...

I was just going to say the same thing, Peggy. Hot lil broad prolly uses him like a jungle gym.

Peggy Too said...

Lol

ethorne said...

Anna Faris gets an F. For 'Fucked you do to your hair?'

I love Connie Britton even if she did wear upholstery.

Murphy said...

I like Kelly's lavendar hair but is it really 'cutting edge' to wear a dress that CLASHES HORRIBLY WITH IT?

Sherry said...

I hate Kelly O's purple hair too.
So shoot me but I think Mayim looks good there. You have to admit she looks better than Lena Dunham.

Is Anna Farris wearing a wig? Her hair looks horrid.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Anna Faris' face looks different...it can't just be the wig/weird hair. I even saw an interview with her, didn't know it was her until the "Anna Faris" name popped up on the bottom of the screen.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Pretty terrible dresses here. And yes Kelly, I think it's time to wash the grape Kool aid out of your hair.

Jessie said...

I love Kelly's dress but not on her.

Matin looks amazing.

Jessie said...

Erm, Mayim.

luvgossip said...

I like Connie's dress but everyone else....sheesh. Was it in Clueless where she said to take a picture of yourself before you leave the house? Would have saved us the sight of this...

sandybrook said...

The first time I looked at the Aubrey Plaza pic I thought she was wearing a see thru dress and I'm not so sure now she isn't (because I think I see nip).

Unknown said...

I like Connie's dress too,

Scallywag said...

Kelly's dress is great but doesn't go with lavender hair and tats. Might be time to grow up, Kel.

Connie Britton looked better on TV, I thought. Not quite as much like she rolled in the carpet and stood up. It may be a bit early in the fall to wear a dress like that, though.

Aubrey Plaza looks like frontier sex worker.

Wouldn't have picked that yellow for Anna Faris at all, but have to say she and Allison Janney looked good together on stage.

chopchop said...

I thought Connie Britton looked amazing! Her dress was stunning on TV.

lazyday603 said...

Did they make Aubrey Plaza sit in the balcony to keep her off the stage while others were accepting awards?

SeriouslyAwkward said...

I still think Nathan Fillion is this generation's William Shatner. They both had sci-fi series that were cancelled too soon, and now have a cult following. They followed this with some quirky musical production (Shatner's record, Fillion's Dr. Horrible work), That was followed by a successful police drama (T.J. Hooker for Shatner and Castle for Fillion).

CDAN Reader said...

WTF? Fug dresses all around and nobody looks like themselves!

Megan, don’t get me started on that wrinkled prom dress. You didn’t even bother to finish pulling it up over your flapjacks.

Peet looks like Juliet Lewis.

Chulmsky looks like that girl from 3rd Rock from the Sun.

Farris is definitely wearing a wig and those dark eyebrows are whack. Maybe she has dark hair right now for a role or something else she’s working on and chose to hide it for this event?

Connie, ugly dress but I’ll let it slide because I’ve liked you ever since The Brothers McMullen. That dress probably looked good in the mirror and was super comfortable so she went with it without thinking about how it would photograph: like 70’s wall art. Girlfriend would kill for a cupcake right now, too. No, she’s not super skinny by Hollywood standards, but for her age/body type it’s obvious she’s starving for the show and having to share the screen with the cheerleader ain’t helpin’.

Why is that praying mantis Rancic even in the photos? Bitch is gonna poke my eye out with one of her shoulder bones.

Kelly O? Just, no.

Tru Leigh said...

I agree. Most of the dresses looked awful. Is there a mass secret conspiracy amoung stylists this year to make all their clients look awful?

Krissie said...

Kelly's lilac hair is so played out and looks silly with a formal dress.

Mayim looks like Poison Ivy from "Batman" going to the prom.

Anna looks like she has a really cheap wig on.

Amanda's dress is awful from the knees up, but I love the polka dot netting on the bottom.

Oh my gosh Connie Britton. That is just so bad.

I kinda like Aubrey Plaza's dress.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Never mind the attire. I want to be in an Amanda Peet/Aubrey Plaza sandwich. Clothing optional.

Seven of Eleven said...

What happened to the lovely Anna Faris? :(

Fillion is 6'2" of hot man.

Jessica Pare needs to stop slouching if she's going to wear a dress with flaring hip folds.

Pip said...

I like Anna Faris' dress, but I hate the hair (wig?). Aubrey Plaza looks too matronly.

ktmonster said...

I just can't with Anna's yarn wig? Seriously, send her Oprah's gays to work that shit out.

Rach Around said...

You remember the American Writers Guild strike years ago? Was there a personal stylist strike no one told us about? God, I dressed myself better when I was 5.

B626 said...

Who's the lucky gal with Fillion?

Kate said...

Too much Botox. I noticed it in the past movie I watched. I don't understand why these women continually f*ck with their faces.

mistang said...

So many sites were saying how awful Anna's dress was, but I think everyone is distracted by the hair. I love the dress and I read somewhere that her real hair color clashed with the dress, so they went with a wig. Don't know. I thought most people looked cheap and tacky or completely boring. One of the worst Emmys in terms of dresses.

Gayeld said...

Plus, it clashes horribly with her dress.

nurysp said...

blahhhhhhhhh

NaughtyNurse said...

Only good dress there is the one on Nathan's date. Connie's would look better if she didn't have that fake, Sun-In orangey hair goin' on. Giuliana needs serious help with whatever eating disorder she's got.

audrey said...

Giuliana Rancic looks like a praying mantis...or some other ugly little bug with a pin head.

califblondy said...

We blondes can't do bright yellow or usually any shade of yellow. The dress is nice but it needs to be a different color.

anon said...

That color looks awful on Anna Faris and don't get me started on the hair - it's terrible! She get worst dress of all, I think. I think Mayim looks very nice and Anna Clumsky looks great for just recently having had a baby - love the green on both of them.

mistang said...

Do people hate the Anna dress because it's canary yellow and not mustard yellow like Michelle Williams wore several years ago? Everybody and their mother seemed to love that and she's blonde.

Renoblondee said...

Just awful. All of them.

ethorne said...

I actually love the color of Anna's dress. My toes were rocking that color a good part of the summer. But the hair clashes terribly & it's just an awful color all n all. And I hate the red lip with the dress.

YourNameHere said...

Ugh I blame Jessica Pare's character for the shitty season Mad Men had this year. I don't know how she got the role as Megan Draper.

Any time I see her I always zero in on her mouth. Something about her teeth and mouth is awkward. She might be a pleasant person and I know looks aren't everything, but I have yet to see her in anything decent at these gala/shows what have you.

Pardon my nasty post, I'm on a PMS kick today. HOO-FRICKIN-RAYYY!!

YourNameHere said...

As I flipped through photos of actresses in their gowns, I came across Ireland Baldwin. Is she on TV now or something? Because it was odd that she was in with people who are actually on TV.

I get she was there as her dads date, but everyone else in the photos are/were on actual shows. Is she going to be another one of these offspring fame whores? Where were the photos of all the other actor/actresses daughters in THEIR gowns?!

Man I need to take a seat.

Krissie said...

@YourNameHere, Ireland Baldwin is supposedly a model, although far as I know she has only done one magazine modelling shoot. I saw it and it was very blah. She does not have "it". She is not ugly like Rumer Willis (who also tried to be a model) but I think her career will end up about as successful as Rumer's.

Jenn said...

Anna Farris' looks like she took one of Suzanne Sommers' wigs from when she was Chrissy on Three's Company. That bright yellow isn't helping.

I've been over Oz's ugly brat's purple hair for a while and it clashes with that red gown.

Anotheramy said...

Mayim Bialik lost a lot of weight.

Look at meeeeeeeeee said...

Not one of these women look like themselves. I thought enty was pulling our legs to be honest till I got to Giuliani who does look like herself. Hilarious.

Gabby said...

Forget Anna Faris' hair; she had a ton of plastic surgery! I was watching Giuliana interview her and she could hardly move her face when she was talking! What a shame...