Yesterday afternoon while leaving a show at New York Fashion Week sponsored by Mercedes Benz…Wait hang on right there. I would love to see some other company pony up the dough to sponsor Fashion Week. I would particularly like to see some kind of stool softener company be the main sponsor and then watch all of the celebrities forced to pose against a backdrop advertising that softener. That would be amazing. It isn't like they don't pop them like candy anyway so it would make sense. Just a thought. Now back to Nicole.
Nicole was coming out of a show and was hit by a biker who was on the sidewalk. Yes, the bicyclist was a pap but Nicole isn't the first person to get knocked over by a cyclist in NYC. They got knocked down all the time and cyclists hit pavement all the time too. Nicole acted like it was the end of the world and called the cops on the guy. Nicole doesn't touch the ground. She knows it exists and once went on a picnic but had her staff bring along more blankets than a remake of The Princess And The Pea. The police came and issued the cyclist a ticket for riding on the sidewalk but Nicole didn't get her wish that he be killed or at least forced into hard labor for the rest of his life with no pay. She must have loved being married to Tom Cruise and when some assistant dared to put milk in her tea have them sentenced to a billion years in the Sea Org before spending the next twenty minutes trying to adjust her non eating body into a different position and trying to force a smile back to her mouth.