Monday, September 30, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

After working out together, Amy Adams and her boyfriend head to lunch.

Also headed to lunch were Maksim and Kate Upton.
A Princess Diana movie poster at the entrance to the tunnel where she was killed.
Jessica Alba gets ready to twerk with Rosario Dawson.
Ricky Martin hangs out with his kids and Jesus' mom.
Simon Cowell learns all about babies.
Tina Fey and her look-a-like daughter.
Taylor Swift goes glam for Glamour and
casual for dance class.

27 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Fugazi Enty is trying to bait me into a list, w/ 3 broads in this Random wearing yoga pants, but it won't happen.

Amy Adams, if you are reading, I will pay $40 + shipping for a vacuum sealed pair of unwashed yoga pants. Please go commando while wearing them. Thank you.

MerryB said...

Mini Tina!

Me said...

simon and a baby. no words.

Seven of Eleven said...

Whoever suggested Jessica Alba pays CDAN to put her in the randoms is on to something.

@MerryB, Tina's daughter played young Liz Lemon in a 30 Rock episode! Little lemon!

Wendy Davis said...

Taylor Swift typifies how a reputation/personality can destroy your relationship potential despite being pretty, rich and young. Oh and she needs to change up her style already. Hot pants and straight bangs don't flatter her.

MerryB said...

I remember that episode!! She is soo cute.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Fucking maksim.

That Diana poster is the new traffic sign for "don't drink while drunk at space rocket speed". Those French dudes are smart.

Rach Around said...

Tina's daughter is adorbs. i hope she also inherited her mum's wit and I.Q.

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Count - you need to check prices on yoga pants.

caralw said...

Gwen is glowing. I wonder if the pregnancy rumors are true. She sure looks happy.

B. Profane said...

You can keep Alba, but I'd love to see Rosario Dawson twerking. She's got the booty for it.

Its just U said...

Does that pic of Alba and Dawson mean Sin City 2 might be on the way?

Count Jerkula said...

@Equation: I see them between like $15-40. If she is buying $500 ones, it don't matter. When she is done with them and wants to throw them out, then she just has to wear them for a day, vacuum seal them and mail em out. $40 profit. She can tip her paps lunch w/ that.

Brenda L said...

Taylor Swift is channeling some major Patti Boyd in that shoot...

Topper Madison said...

Less Jessica Alba. More Josh Groban.

Renoblondee said...

Maks and Kate are such an odd couple to me. Just so random.

Harry Knuckles said...

Kate might be bearding for Maksim. For that matter, they might be bearding for each other.

Sherry said...

Yeah I'd rather see Rosario's touchy than Alba'a and why IS she in the pics every day? She does nothing!

Glitter said...

Jessica Alba in pics on CDAN: Check.

(I'm starting to keep score) I have also noticed that Halle Berry appears almost daily, too.

Count Jerkula said...

Rosario's butt SFW over Alba's???? SFW Hell no.

TalksTooMuch said...

I can see why Jessica Alba is in the photos - she looks gorgeous and luminous here. As for Maxsim Whathispickle and Kate UsuallyNoPants, I doubt very much they are bearding for each other, or anyone else. Dumb and Dumber the Skinemax version.

NaughtyNurse said...

Wasn't there just a reveal about Alba getting breast implants, or am I imagining it? If so, I'd say nuh-uhhh!! She is still a perky little A cup. No implants there!

Alexa Rose said...

Tina Fey looks like she's had work done. She looks amazing though and her daughter is really cute.

I will never believe that Amy Adams wants to be Jessica Alba. Never.

goes in circles said...

Where the fuck can one find decent yoga pants for $15?

Count Jerkula said...

No clue if they were decent or not, I just skimmed some prices on Amazon.

I seen a chick on the streets of Brooklyn the other day wearing what musta been them see through ones. Meaty, jiggly ass w/ tiny g string that only went 1/2 way up her butt. Woulda been hot if she wasn't walking with her like 7 year old daughter. You know the girl musta told her "everyone can see your underwear." "Darlin, if you want a new Daddy, this is how I need to dress."

fouxdafafa said...

Would be fine if I never saw or heard about Alba and/or Dawson again.

I don't like children, but Tina Fey's daughter really is cute.