Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Random Photos Part Seven

The School Of Rock cast reunites.

Beyonce does some yachting. have to have big heels to yacht. Boat shoes are so 1980's.
Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender take turns telling d**k jokes in Telluride.
Britney Spears and the case of the new puppy.
Christie Brinkley and her daughter Sailor. Her son Captain couldn't make it.
Yes, this is Cher. Yes, she is almost 70.
Charlie Sheen celebrating his birthday by stabbing one of his dates.
Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx in France.
Charlize Theron looks amazing in anything she wears.

40 comments:

skimpymist said...

Mmmm channing tatum

Charlie sheen has quite the life. The things one could have with an endless flow of cash.

What was christie thinking naming her daughter sailor. There's an endless list of sex jokes to make with that name.

AKM said...

As a matter of fact, "Sailor" DID come from Captain Cook, Enty, who was a distant ancestor of Christie's ex Peter Cook. I think it's kind of cute, myself, especially because there's an actual reason and family history behind it.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

I didn't know that lovely Miranda Cosgrove was in "school of rock". I'll have to give that movie a chance, but not dubbed in Spanish, which is so awful that I couldn't watch it for more than 5 minutes when passed on TV.
cher's surgeons are better than Lourdes and Fatima altogether. If you put them with a great photographer and the best photoshop professional, the pic is that.
What's with C.Tatum's eyes? They are ludicrously small for his face.

Patty said...

Cher is actually not photoshopped much. Can't remember if it is Dlisted or another site that posted an unretouched photo. Not much different between the two.

Del Riser said...

Yeah, Cher has had surgery and she still looks good.
Charlize is simply beautiful always.
My dad would have killed anyone boarding his boat wearing shoes like that. Okay, not kill, but they would not have come on board.

PR Princess said...

Enty...stop saying "Amazing" already!

Renoblondee said...

Love School of Rock. So cute. Cher is amazing!

Brenda L said...

Looks like Charlie is hanging at a Pizza Hut....

msgirl said...

Cher has plastic surgery but wow she looks great and wow that body! Scientists need to research her to find out amazing gene does this, I want one!

Della said...

Does anyone else think Cher is ridiculous ? I laughed when I saw that picture. Reminds me of Jessica Simpson's in this skin video.

Cookies said...

Sweet Jesus Brittney looks happy with that puppy, good for her.

I'd totally wear lil Blue Ivy's jammies outfit in my size.

msgirl said...

AKM thanks for that great story!

Christie has some secret gene too,

Susan said...

Actually, boat shoes had a bit of a comeback for the past two summers - all sparkly and in crazy colors, too. Hope Beyonce doesn't injure herself!

Cher is just fabulous!!

I have yet to see School of Rock. I've heard it's cute!

Looziana Magnolia said...

I can hear Beyoncé's ankles snapping on the first big wave.

e rosey thorne 3rd said...

Brad Pitt looks like a wax person & his camel toe is scaring me. :(

Count Jerkula said...

Charlize

Brit

Christie/Sailor tag team. 100+15=115 115/2=57.5 57 is plenty legal.

I will qualify this list by saying if the sperm burpers with Sheen are named, I reserve the right to change my list. I'm bad at playing Name That Whore.

Really at this point I'd rather Chaz hit me with the strappy than have to see Cher naked. Probably 90% of the dudes reading this could look just like Cher in that pic, w/ the same wig, lighting, make up and pose.

anonymous said...

If you are Beyonce, wouldn't you be just a little scared that walking up the gangplank teetering on those heels might send Blue Ivy over the rails if you tripped? She looks reeeediculous on a boat in those shoes.

anonymous said...

Cher and Miley ought to do a show together.

Squeezebox said...

Note to Madonna and Cher: we've had to look at your nude and nearly nude bodies practically our entire lives. It is way past time that you give it up and give our poor bleeding eyeballs a rest.

Besides, between the fake hair, fake teeth, fake boobs, there isn't anything real to see. Cover it up and move along to the rocking chairs, ladies.

Cindy said...

Either Cher has flesh colored fishnet stockings on or....eww.

ecua said...

Beyoncé looks like a fucking idiot. Oh, wait-she IS a fucking idiot.

Cher is a joke; an example of the worst, most desperate, weird looking plastic surgery in Hollywood. (Yes, I think she even surpasses Goldie Hawn's hacked up face.) Now, someone who is in the 70 range, and rocks it is Helen Mirren. She's got style, class, and actually looks her age. Cher is a thing of nightmares.

Wonder how long it'll take Britney to kill off or misplace this poor pup. She really should be banned from being the caretaker of kids and animals. Sorry, but it's true.

I love Jack Black. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a pedophile serial killer or something.

Ditto for Miranda Cosgrove.

ohcowie said...

wow charlie goes to the fanciest places...

Jfer Warr said...

I agree about Cher! Get it grrl! So sick of this limited time frame society has set for women owning their sexuality! Yeah she has had work but she did it for herself and she owns that chit!

Jfer Warr said...

I agree lol! Her son is ridiculously hot and talented! He had one of imo, best bands ever. So yeah, great genes! :D

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@jfer warr...I thought you were talking about Chaz for a few seconds...then I remembered Elijah Blue. ;)

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Ok now I have to get my husband to try this, ;)

Leo said...

I will always remember elijah blue telling Howard. about the time he banged Paris Hilton a long time ago. He said he didn't use protection and got scared so he sprayed tilex or something equally inappropriate on his penis right after. Pretty interesting

TalksTooMuch said...

Britney looks so happy! See, she doesn't need a paid boyfriend! Just an adorable puppy. And several people to walk / feed / find the dog.

Christie Brinkley still looks gorgeous and her daughter got alls the looks. If I ever met anyone named Sailor (about as likely as me ever wearing shoes like Beyoncé's while walking uphill CARRYING A BABY) I would be saying ''Hi Sailor! '' but would have to finish it in my head with ''Moon''

parissucksliterally said...

Cher doesn't need photoshop because her face has had a ridiculous amount of plastic surgery!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Jamie looks awfully happy.beyonces teetering on her wax throne, i want to see charlie and kelly preston hang out again. Finally some warmth and a smile from charlize,i think thats a first. The icequeen cometh. Id say gaging?,gauging? By brads lost crumpled look that HE KNOWS.....poor guy,karmas a bitch huh? Kind of sucks when the person youve devoted yourself to loves and sleeps with someone else.i Feel sorry for him.

mistang said...

I know people say Cher is ridiculous and shouldn't be doing this, but if we didn't know that she's been around for a while and how old she is, would people still say it. If this was some new performer on the scene and we knew nothing about her, then what would people say?

I know she's had a ton of plastic surgery, but she's 70 and she doesn't look like the cat lady. Some of that has to be her.

mistang said...

I'm not surprised Brit looks so happy. She probably asked for a baby and this was what they convinced her to go for.

di butler said...

When you are 85% plastic, PhotoShop isn't needed. Memaw, NO! I loved early 70s Cher, but this fuckery needs to end.

Rach Around said...

e rosey: camel toe for gals, moose knuckle for guys.

Sandy said...

Boy, if I were Alexa Joel I'd be really, REALLY annoyed right now. Her half sister looks exactly like their mother. Luck of the gene pool.

And I guess Channing Tatum can't look like anything but a big lummox, can he? His "allure" continues to escape me.

Theron could wear a trash bag and look fantastic.

SophiaB said...

I happen to think Mick Jagger and the Rolling Bones are far more ridiculous than Cher, but they never get the side eye.

Thing is, we are headed towards the greatest age wave in forever. And the fact of the matter is that theBoomer Babies were raised on sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Dignity and rocking chairs do not figure in.

So, get used to people doing exactly what they want regardless of age, and get over the pearl-clutching ageism. It is only gonna get worse because there are gonna be millions of centenarians who feel great, LOVE SEX, and are gonna be doing everything they can because they have learned to enjoy life in the moment without caring a WHIT WHAT YOU THINK!!

SophiaB said...

THANK YOU!!! Well said...

SophiaB said...

She is just about as ridiculous as can be, and I feel for that baby. HER 'MAMA' GOT NO SENSE AT ALL.

SophiaB said...

Um. Plastic surgeon. Done right, yeah, but you just don't end up looking like that naturally. Her body is totally awesome, for sure, but that takes hard work and discipline. She was a highly paid professional model. For decades. She knows the drill....

Selena Martins said...

I've seen so many pictures with her and the new puppies she gets. what happens to those puppies? does she take good care of the puppies?