Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Today's Blind Items- Only Two Were Married

Before this actress (#1) got lucky enough to get on a very hit cable show which is not on AMC she had one other big television role in a show that is still a huge hit. Our actress quit the show because she was being harassed. Not sexually harassed because she was a willing sexual participant but harassed because her sex rival threatened the life of our actress if she didn't back off. So, our actress made a deal with the producers after threatening to take her story public and got paid for a full season of the show even though she wasn't on it any longer.

Our actress had hooked up with the star of the show (#2) who is probably a B+ list mostly television actor who has been married forever. The actor was also hooking up with another co-star who is a former B+ list mostly movie actress (#3) and now lives for the paychecks on that show.

#3 and #2 started hooking up. #3 did this because even though she is married she wanted to protect her place on the show and figured having sex with the star of the show wouldn't hurt her chances. When #1 came along who was a late addition to the show and also started hooking up with #2, that was too much for #3 to handle and started threatening #1 to back off. She also made #1's life miserable at work and tried to make #1 cry every day.

It worked and #1 pleaded with producers to let her quit.

39 comments:

A RESIDENT said...

1. JLH
2. Matthew Fox
3. Neve Campbell

Kno Won said...

My kingdom for a comma.

VIPblonde said...

I'm not completely sold on this, but it fits

Sasha Alexander (formerly of NCIS, now on Rizzoli & Isles)
Mark Harmon for the star of NCIS
Lauren Holly as the former mostly movie actress

Della said...

WTF?!😳

sandybrook said...

Mark Harmon isn't cheating on Pam no way! This one us difficult.

HannahBanana said...

I feel as though my brain was removed & scrambled. Too much to keep track of...

Kristin Wigs said...

This probably has to do with Grey's Anatomy as the original show with Demosey as the B who had been married forever. I don't know the show well enough.

Kept trying to make Timothy Olyphant work.

Dasha said...
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Dasha said...

"Cable" = AMC, Lifetime, TBS, TNT, Bravo, etc... and "premium cable" = HBO and Showtime right?

MISCH said...

Alexander and Holly weren't on the show at the same time....

Basil said...

That was confusing.

A RESIDENT said...
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A RESIDENT said...

A RESIDENT said...
Aside from "still a huge hit" I can defend my Party of 5 thesis:

1. JLH came late to the show and then left early for a short lived spinoff during the last year of the show.

2. Fox has been married since 1991.

3. Cambell was married in 1995

Kelly said...

No clue on this one.

jetfuelgenius said...

I don't think it's Party of Five because the blind says the show is still a huge hit...what cable shows have been on a while and are still huge hits?

sandybrook said...

A wild guess (in no particular order I suppose):

Law and Order is the show Angie Harmon and Jill Hennessey are the actresses and Chris Noth is the dick?

A RESIDENT said...

the show that is a hit is not a cable show

A RESIDENT said...

Angie and Jill did not overlap

Nellie said...

Yes!

sandybrook said...

Nah you're right I'm wrong :(

Simon said...

I think the JLH, Fox, Campbell guess fits

Charis said...

I once guessed Mark Harmon as the answer to a blind (I think about a TV actor who likes to be walked on with stilettos) and another commenter, who I think had industry connections, said Harmon is such as straight arrow he doesn't even pee in the shower. That made me spit coffee all over my keyboard and I just want to share for someone else's enjoyment!

sandybrook said...

2 hit shows one is on cable and one is huge on either Fox CBS NBC or ABC. Its not Party of 5. Still very difficult if not Law and Order it has to be NCIS something .....

Unknown said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt had more than "one... big television role." And she wasn't "lucky" to get on her happy endings show; she was an A+ list tv actress from Ghost Whisperer.

Also, Neve Campbell would never behave like that.

Tara said...

It can't be NCIS because Sasha was on from the beginning.

Unknown said...

I was going to say the same thing...Sasha was on NCIS long before Lauren Holly showed up.

crila16 said...

Was Neve Campbell married while she was on Party of Five? Also, wasn't Neve a star on the show too? She was just as big or even a bigger character than Matthew Fox.

Matthew said...

this is a show on cable, not network such as Fox and CBS, so your guesses are totally wrong. and the show is not on AMC so try again.

Kristin Wigs said...

That pretty much leaves a show on FX.

mistang said...

The show the actress is on now is cable. The previous show is not necessarily on cable; it just says it was a hit and still is. So, how many hit shows have had a cast member arrive later and leave? Could the show still be considered a hit in syndication?

short le chic said...

Ha hahaaa! Awesome!

short le chic said...

Ha hahaaa! Awesome!

westwingwolf said...

#1 Jessalyn Gilsig (Vikings on History Channel)
#2 Adrian Pasdar
#3 Ali Larter
Show: Heroes

The married part has to be fudged in the years for Ali Larter's case, but otherwise fits.

Jacq said...

Lol

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Wow! You guys are lazy lazy on this one! All of these guesses suck balls so far.

I know that details are fudged sometimes, but I agree that the show that is running now is “still a big hit” and is not necessarily on regular or premium cable. I think it’s a network show, but I don’t watch any of them. Contenders for network shows with married male leads, a desperate former movie actress that defends her territory and thanks the heavens for those weekly checks:

Grey’s
Criminal Minds
The Good Wife
Bones
Mentalist
Modern Family
Blue Bloods

That’s just off the top of my head and I didn’t IMDB so that list could be bullshit. The show could easily be a sitcom, I don’t think it has to be a 1 hr. drama:

Parks & Rec
Community
Raising Hope

There’s a million more but I rarely watch network TV. You viewers will need to do some sleuthing to figure out the actress who is now lucky to be on cable, made a few appearances on a network or cable show and suddenly bounced.

I think #3 is probably someone like a Clare Danes or Elizabeth Shue (they don’t fit for this) but someone at their level? Former B+ and thankful for a paycheck? Put on your thinking caps. I got nuthin’!

Anonymous said...

Confusing as all fuck. I did manage to eat nearly 1/2 a bag of licorice my P.A brought me (after she dented my car). Whoever solves this may have the remaining half of the bag.

Deryn said...

All righty, how about this:

#1: Angie Harmon
#2: Christopher Meloni (yum)
#3: Mariska Hargitay

Angie was on SVU for six episodes the first season.

The only thing that doesn't work about this is the dates that they were all married -- 2001 for Harmon and Meloni, 2004 for Hargitay -- but I'm thinking about this too much so I'm going to stop.

Sandy said...

For the record: like Robert DeNiro, Chris Noth only likes African-American ladies.

Intuitive Gal said...

I think it's Grey's Anatomy, Chyler Leigh, Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo.

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