Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Blind Item #10

This washed up actor who used to be an A list mostly movie actor who was a heartthrob all over the world is still at B list but there was a decade long gap of C list to D list mediocrity in between. A few weeks ago he was wasted out of his mind and playing indoor baseball with a B list action star who is one of his many co-stars in a franchise and they used a BAFTA that our former A lister had won as the ball. It smashed. Nothing left but a few broken pieces of a dented mask.

21 comments:

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

Mickey Rourke and someone from the Expendables?

sandybrook said...

Keanu reeves??

ian mcgrinty said...

That is such fucking bullshit.

Count Jerkula said...

Ian, are you really that upset about a smashed BAFTA? It aint like it is a Blockbuster or Teen Choice award.

plokzy said...

Maybe it was the lack of protective eyewear - and general disregard for the safety of all involved - that did it for him

sandybrook said...

My bad not Keanu Reeves

sandybrook said...

Mickey wona BAFTA the description totally fits him. The franchise has to be Iron Man which means either RDJ or Don Cheadle

Simon said...

Mickey rourke

texas rose said...

He did win a BAFTA for the Wrestler. Sounds like him.

Michael H said...

This. Will. Be. REVEALED.

texas rose said...

Sandy - more likely a costar from the Expendables- statham, crews, dolph, eric Robert, randy couture- take your pick.

ms snarky said...

@Michael

This will be ALMOST Revealed.

Unknown said...

10 years ago, someone from the LOTR franchise, Sean Beans a heavy drinker and has been known to be destructive. I'm thinking someone like that.

Sherry said...

Why would you destroy an award you won. That just seems silly.

cece said...

Maybe it was made of an expensive crystal and Ian is a crystal conneiseur?

Natural Blonde said...

Jshshjsjjskmsokeknsnndndjeuueheedssssjksis!!!!!!
:-(
That is exactly what that first sentence sounded like to me. Could not get past it.
Im no grammar nazi, but please.

Alexa Rose said...

I read this about 4 times and still did not understand it.

NaughtyNurse said...

Whoever it is, he is a first class douche nozzle.

Little Broken Bird said...

it's only a Bafta!

Hegg said...

No idea ....Ralph Fiennes?

Blake Dreary said...

Disrespectful to say the least.