Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Blind Item #2

This A list female television talk show host should really try and avoid going out to events alone. It turns out her the world thinks he's great husband has a little someone he has been meeting a couple of times a week for a few hours each time. He thinks he's sneaking in unnoticed but the doorman has a very good idea who the man is and also a very good idea what the woman he is seeing does for a living.

39 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Umm...

Harry Knuckles said...

I'm pretty sure that the CDAN writers do this on purpose, but for the life of me I can't think of any reason to butcher the English language like this.

libby said...

Hasselbeck?

Kathie Lee? We know he cheated before, but he must be 80 or deceased by now?

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1 @ Harry

FlirtyChick74 said...

Kelly Ripa

Simon said...

Kelly ripa

MerryB said...

Hahahaha so true.

LottaColada said...

Can anyone explain this?

gypsygirl said...

Ripa/consuelos

gypsygirl said...

Ripa/consuelos

gypsygirl said...

Ripa/consuelos

libby said...

Lotta, I think somebody done got cheated on with a prostitute. He is a regular customer who thinks nobody sees him come in & out (*snicker*), his wife is an A-list TSH who likes to pretend all is well.

Flora Goforth said...

I think this might help "It turns out her 'the world thinks he's great' husband..."

veee said...

my translation of the second sentence: It turns out her "the-world-thinks-he's-great" husband has a little someone...

rajahcat said...

I've always thought there was more to the
Ripa/Consuelos marriage than meets the eye

Kno Won Uno said...

WTAF?
"..her the world thinks he's.."
C'mon, man!
No, I didn't come in only to bitch about grammar, but goddammit - this is too stupid to ignore. If you don't have time to type, just don't frickin bother. Why insult people by posting incoherent gibberish?

And thanks, I already read DListed & TheSuperficial and everything else. I come here for blinds. I occasionally expect to understand them. Eff me, right?!

Consuelos has always been sleazy, but I'm pretty sure she knows it.

Flora Goforth said...

@rajahcat The scuttlebutt I've always picked up was that they were swingers and that Mark is open to bi-play. Kelly could be too but that never gets mentioned.

Cheryl S said...

Julie Chen?

Selena Martins said...

what?

Majik said...

Me no talk good this English I was born with...

__-__=__ said...

Don't they have kids?!?!?! I get the "cheating-on-wife" thing but when you have kids aren't you cheating on them too? It's no good bringing up kids in a house of lies. Sad.

Sarah said...

Yeah with a doorman it's a New York couple, I could buy the Ripa/Consuelos guess

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Even I, who speak and write English awfully, think that this post's grammar is caused by the US Gov shutdown.
I don't know about American talk hosts either, so I won't air my guesses.

Geebz said...

Kelly & Mark...

Fashionably Mode said...

obviously Kelly and Mark. everybody talks about them as the perfect couple.

Heidi said...

I thought Mark was having an affair with Jessica Seinfeld...is that old news?

auntliddy said...

I think frank is a bit addled. You never see him in public and havent for a while. I dont watch her idiot show, so i dont know if she still blathers about him.

Cookies said...

Im so excited - Mr Ripa is knocking it out with a chunky sweet hooker who doesn't bother with SoulCycle and has an innie belly button that goes on for days... get it Mark!

sandybrook said...

I tried to make this the Hasselbacks but failed so I'm joining the Consuelos group.

Freya said...

I was thinking Wendy Williams but I don't believe people think she has a great husband.

rajahcat said...

well Mark certainly is a pretty boy.....

hmmmmm

dishy said...

I thought Consuelos was a gay boy

CanadianMiss said...

Seriously? I think I'd rather all entys blinds be in Ted-speak. At least then there's a possibility of understanding them.

Kloie said...

Yes, it might be clearer to just write the blind about Tinky Sparkle-Pants and her husband, Sid Beefaroni,

Count Jerkula said...

Kelly Ripa.

I am on the edge of my seat, waiting to read Massive G's take on this.

HolidayinCambodia said...

In my building, the doormen/parking attendants know everything.

di butler said...

I think someone is fucking a doorman who's also a prostitute, and his wife is on The View/Talk/Real. Something like that...lol

Hasselcrack

Rach Around said...

To quote Ren and Stimpy: "He don't speak English none too good".

di butler said...

Ripa and Mark Consuelos.