Blind Item #3
This former A+ list mostly movie actor is a B lister now. He does still have A list name recognition. He is currently filming a movie and is not being the most cooperative actor. Apparently he does a lot of mediating which mostly involves him smoking bong after bong of pot. He also does a lot of yoga which mostly involves him getting massages from naked women. All of this has contributed to blown schedules and a lot of crew members who already hated the guy to begin with because of his reputation for liking no one but women who were actively hitting on him at all times. This will be revealed for sure. I hate this guy.
47 comments:
Has Richard Gere dropped down to B list?
Dolphins cried at your hate Enty. Now put those dragon and unicorn posters back where they belong, Pink Floyd on repeat, and cram that come nice and tight
Owen Wilson
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Duh.
CONE! Autocorrect you're bogarting my high dude
MerryB : I like your odds.
He must be mediating with Woody Harrelson with all that pot.
This is just too, too vague for me!
And the gerbil. Who's a total drug pig. Once he washes all the lube off.
Mickey Rourke is filming two movies.
almost all of them
Woody was my first thought, too, FSP, but he doesn't have anything in production right now.
Does Enty hate Woody?
Rourke for the win.
Enty hates everyone? Except Shia's mum. And Big Bird.
Richard Gere is filming right now and it sounds like him but prob could be a bunch of people..
woody in the new hunger games movie?
He does a lot of mediating?
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Hahaha. Good stuff
Is he mediating or meditating?
Lou: made me think of There's something about Mary : "he was masturbating!"
Jim Carrey
I hope the mediating isn't binding.....
Matthew McConahay however-the-hell-you-spell-his-name?
Mel Gibson?
"Mediating?" Perhaps you mean Meditating?
Harrison Ford?
I got a good chuckle out of "mediating". Maybe the actor should smoke more hits off his bong so he can solve his conflicts with the crew.
For some reason this screams Keanu to me
I could see this being Woody Harrelson. I like that guess.
This just screams Matthew Mc whatever....idk exactly why. But I can totally see that.
"Smoking bong after bong of pot." Yeah, this writer is a fucking idiot.
Bwahaha! Some transcendental mediation could solve the world's problems!
Ashton Kutcher?
Will Smith?
Owen Wilson.
I didn't know Enty hated him. He's in a world of sh!t right now, how many more child support checks is it gonna take to make him stop being an (unprotected) d!ck.
Just one missed "c" makes a difference, huh?
Owen or Woody. I'll go Owen, only b/c of the part about being hated. But sure Woody's, uhh, "medicating" too. With other castmates, I'd guess!00000000
I see this as either Matthew McConaughey or (just to throw in something different) Robert Pattinson. I actually love Robert Pattinson, because he seems like such a mess and doesn't really care about anything, but I imagine that'd make him impossible to work with.
He's filming Mockingjay in Atlanta right now, so I think he's a good guess.
I didn't know Woody, Owen & Matthew were hated by crew members. I know Woody smokes a lot of dope & meditates but didn't think he was hated.
Colin Farell?
Shia LaDouche
Bale is filming Exodus in Spain.
"smoking bong after bong of pot"
written by a nonsmoker obviously.
And for the record, when reading these comments there is nothing more annoying/unfunny than the jokey RDJ or Betty White guesses. It's stupid AND OLD so stfu.
Val Kilmer
"Mediating?"
You mean, he's an officer of the court as a side job?
Maybe a little more proofing, Enty?
Russell Crow??
Steven Segal? He likes to pretend he's buddhist and he's a huge douche.
Kevin Costner
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