Thursday, October 24, 2013

Blind Item #5

This C list celebrity/model was married to an A+ list mostly movie actor who everyone loves. Well, they did until recently. Now, I think everyone realizes he can be a bit of a player and a diva. Anyway, the sister of his long term significant other is selling a story about the actor for some much needed money. She says the pair had a long term affair and that he even once got her pregnant.

42 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Vanessa Paradis / Johnny Depp / Alysson Paradis

Kristin Wigs said...

Depp and Paradis

Simon said...

How do you do it, VIP?!

Laura said...

That's who I thought of too, but we're they married? Or does that even matter?

Seven of Eleven said...

I love the idea of Johnny Depp as a diva.

WareCat said...

VIP is the original Enty. I keep saying it, but nobody fukn' believes me =p

auntliddy said...

I dont think everyone loves depp. I dont.

Unknown said...

So the sister is slut shaming herself for money so it can't be all bad. While both are awful, the sister looks much worse than the husband imho.

Unknown said...

Aunt - and nobody likes his smell. (except for maybe alley cats)

CarolMR said...

He got the sister pregnant?

Kristin Wigs said...

VIP, we're both wrong on this. Depp and Vanessa weren't married.

Staple611 said...

I read C-list model/whatever and A list who everyone loves and though of Matthew and Camilla, but obviously Johnny Depp fits much better.

VIPblonde said...

@Kristin I still give it to us. You know how Enty feels about facts ;) The DM probably mislabeled them as being married somewhere

Sophie Helene said...

In the French speaking world Vanessa Paradis is not known as a model. She is a singer who became an actress who got modelling contracts.

Kristin Wigs said...

@VIP So shall it be written, so shall it be done. Nice one!

AJ said...

Sometimes I wish we didn't know how much of a douche actors are in real life. I loved JDepp growing up but now he just seems like a sleazy unwashed booze hound.
Sad.

Unknown said...

I was thinking Cindy Crawford/Gere but I think Cindy would rate as "former A" not C

Tippie Hippie said...

@Ware
Not for nothing but I too have suspected that VIP is ENTY because VIP always knows who the blinds are about.

On topic: Depp is a JERK and Vanessa is better off without him

Essie said...

Vanessa Paradis is A list all over the world, except for the U.S. But that never means anything to any of the Enty's.

hollywood dime said...

sleeping with your sister's significant other and then attempting to sell the story. How much does this person HATE their sister??! Damn. Glad I'm an only child.

Flora Goforth said...

@warecat Me too. I also have an idea about who he is. But I am keeping that to myself for now

Now! said...

@Essie Vanessa Paradis is not A-list all over the world. I sit, right now, in a European country where Vanessa Paradis is not even D-list.

Seven of Eleven said...

If VIP is truly VIPBrunette, that will be the best catfish ever!

(And we can ask her what it's like to kiss Bradley Cooper!)

sandybrook said...

Oh hell VIP gets up early to read the us showbiz page in the DM (or stays up real late) and tells fake Enty what to put in as BIs via texting so the whole day is ready by 9am eastern.

AJ said...

I wonder how many ENTY's exist ?

crila16 said...

But Depp and Vanessa were never married. It can't be them.

crila16 said...

Also...everyone already thinks Johnny is a pig, because he cheated and left her for that other girl. Can't remember her name.

Silly Girl said...

I don't know why people are harping on Depp and Paradis not ever being married. Enty regularly fudges the info so as to not make it too easy. Let it slide, it's not that big of a deal.

Nellie said...

What about Bradem and penny with the sister being Monica Cruz?

Nellie said...

Or Miranda Kerr and Bloom?

Sherry said...

I don't understand why the old, new or temp Enty's would do a blind only to have one of them answer first. That don't make no sense. I just think VIP is extraordinarily gifted or has so much time on her hands she can actually read the DM early. Whatever, she's keeping FFF alive and we CANNOT LOSE her. Be cool guys!

Stephy said...

And later the term "long-term significant other" is used rather than wife or spouse.

Just Another HR Lady said...

Nice sister.

lazyday603 said...

Enty doesn't need to fudge the facts to make his blinds harder to guess. Fudging the grammar already serves that purpose.

caralw said...

You don't think Johnny has the money to pay the sister off? I call bs.

caralw said...

I also know someone with inside knowledge of the Depp/Paradis relationship. She's best friends with one of their nanny's. Vanessa and her mom were described as a battle-axes and he just mainly played with the kids.

OKay said...

I've seen Vanessa Paradis in movies. She's a really good actor, and yeah, she was primarily a singer first. So, sorry VIP, but this description absolutely can't be her.

OKay said...

*OF her. I need a nap.

Alexa Rose said...

Sister should have had the baby and then she'd have a whole lot of money. Especially if this is about Johnny Depp.

Unknown said...

Makes sense, though. The French can forgive a mistress or two. But one's sister? Non.

Jeri said...

When a couple is together that long & has a family I don't think it matters if they signed legal papers - still considered/described as
married (like Brangelina).

Lynda kiss said...

I can see this. I’ve heard she’s a bitch that’s stinks.

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