Thursday, October 31, 2013

Blind Item #6

This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold.

55 comments:

Tabitha Cackle said...

What do witches race on ?





Vroomsticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beetlejuice said...

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Beaker said...

Mee mee mee mee!

Beetlejuice said...

Prolly someone from those SKIT shows like SNL

Jack S said...

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?


A: His “ghoul” friend!

Seachica said...

Dana Carvey and the church lady. But it would be more fun of this were Al Frankenstein doing Stuart Smalley!

Delphine LaLaurie said...

OHHHHH SNORT !!!!!!!

SOMEBODY STOLE ENTY'S DOG COLLAR !!!!!!

THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY !!!!!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~!

Tara said...

Umm...Chris Kattan?!

Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, Tim Meadows (Ladies Man).

This is probably someone from SNL.

Ghost of Songs Past said...

At least he wasn't singing scatman.

Jack S said...

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?


Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

Sugar said...

Haha Ghost. That was funny!

Das Button said...

I want to believe this is Alexander Skarsgard, but I have no proof or way to make it work.

Jack S said...

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?


A: His heart wasn't in it.

Delphine LaLaurie said...

Beetlejuice

rawr, back at you ;)

Ghost of Songs Past said...

:) Happy Halloween Sugar!

Das I was thinking maybe Efron? I like the SNL guess, though.

..and I just have to...

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Halloweenie said...

Hey there, Tabitha! You've been making laugh all day long. I like a girl with a sense of humor. I'm professionally trained so I know talent when I see it. I wrote a sketch for a comedienne I can't name; she loved it and it's now part of comedy canon. If I told you what it was, you'd know it and her instantly and I can't risk her knowing I'm on a gossip website. She's not very hot in person until she opens her mouth. Funny and talent turns me on way more than good looks.

V said...

Lol @Ghost, you are cracking me up with the song references.

Himmmm said...

Uhhh...Prince Charles and Kathy Bates? Prince Albert and Mischa Barton? Prince and Kings of Leon?
Oh fugit. I give up.

But Kate Beckinsale's single again...so this is the greatest day EVER. I'm not gonna lie, God could tell me that in five minutes Jesus is going to ride down on a rainbow with a great battle ax on a giant cyborg horse with lasers for eyes to kill the wicked and
when all the wicked have been cleansed from the Earth, Jesus would take me up on a cloud and give me a basket of genie lamps
and next week's winning powerball numbers, and that would still be the SECOND best news I've heard today.

Yeah...like I've got a chance.
Never hurts to dream.

PugsterMom said...

Woof! Woof! Woof woof!

Tabitha Cackle said...

Immalatus Exobatus, Mentat Marrnum Quarum Cavus, Dissenfectus Dissenchantus!

Vanessa said...

The only person I could think of was Nathan Fillion. He portrayed Mal on the show Firefly and then played him for the movie, Serenity. Probably not him...huh?

Beetlejuice said...

sup boo?

Mila said...

I'd watch Will Forte's sex video as MacGruber.

Missy GQ said...

Michael from The Office?

lemurskank said...

Sacha Baron Cohen?

snoopy said...

Chris Noth? He played Mr. Big on tv and the movie.

ProfBraaaaaains said...

They aren't skits, they are SKETCHES!!! THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SKETCHES!!! Also, I can kill you with my brain. Stand over there.

Terri said...

It definitely sounds like something Will Ferrell would do, but if he did he would post it on FunnyorDie.com

So I"m going with Kattan.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I'd watch Fillion in a dog collar any day....

nurysp said...

was there ever a mango movie
he must be reciting lines from that movie he did with will farrell

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I read this as an actor who plays the same type of character in a tvshow and a movie, not the exact same role. For example; someone plays a vampire on True Blood and plays a vampire in a movie.

Tabitha Cackle said...

Volcanus Fragmentus Edignius Dissolvus!

Charis said...

Oooo I like the Chris Noth guess. When I googled "Chris Noth New York residence," lots came up.

lazyday603 said...

Chris Noth cracks me up. He's a real skit.

stephanie jones said...

David Duchovny

Creepy Children said...

Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!

omakbob said...

Rowan Atkinson/Mr. Bean

Mrs. Crabapple said...

You gotdamn kids have stomped on my very last gotdamn nerve!

Herpes said...

**flare**

lavicenrose said...

Napoleon dynamite?

sugarbread maker said...

not askars, only vamp on tv
like the mr big guess though

Zombie Kid said...

I like turtles

it took forever said...

Was that the real Himmm?

NaughtyNurse said...

Johnny Knoxville

Cee Kay said...

Definitely NOT the "real" Himmmm.

I'd pay good money to see Nathan Fillion naked in a dog collar, reciting any damn thing he wants. Probably not gonna happen, though. :(

Paleo Dame said...

What about William Shatner? I don't know if he's C list, but he would fit.

Paleo Dame said...

Or even better, Leonard Nimoy.

di butler said...

Mike Myers?

Hegg said...

I need this to be Sasha Baron Cohen.

a said...

Blavid Bluchovny, though C list is a little low for him. But he was type cast for a while after The XFiles.

Unknown said...

Chris Katan...

Unknown said...

Chris Katan...

Illinois Fan said...

Pee Wee Herman

Jon said...

George Takei.

lutefisk said...

Smith from Sex in the City.