November 5, 2008
Today is more of an update to a blind item. Within the past month or so I think I posted about a celebrity chef who was cheating on his wife. The celebrity chef is known to all of you. Would he be A list? Sure. Definitely. Anyway, the update is that I was unsure who he was cheating with. Turns out it is one of his restaurant employees. Not someone who works with him on television or with his books, but a restaurant employee. This could of course be the reason why he is spending so much time at that particular restaurant lately.
Gordon Ramsay
Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do
ReplyDeleteReversus Revolvus, Returnus Resolvus, Illio, Allio, Redux Reducio!
ReplyDeleteBon Appetit, Bitch!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the witch put her broom in the wash?
ReplyDeleteShe wanted a clean sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yayyyy for Halloween reveals
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ReplyDelete(NOTE: This is long. VERY long, and detailed. Sorry about that, but it’s a long goodbye. Wow, I’m kind of teary-eyed and nervous at the same time. Like jumping off a high dive the first time - holding a puppy in your arms! lol. Here goes:)
Hello my old friends (and our new guests as well), I hope each of you are well today.
I first started reading CDAN after an actress friend showed it to me. In fact, you’d be surprised how many actors, filmmakers, and musicians read this blog. Some even comment. I assure you that you’re far cooler than any of them (lol).
From the beginning, this thing has been about sharing some tidbits from behind the scenes, enjoying the community, and maybe trying to even help a few people along the way. All courtesy of my friend Enty. It’s been fun, scary, heartwarming, and hilarious all at once. I (and my associates) have enjoyed it totally, and it’s the most fun I’ve had with my clothes on.
Somehow, this “thing” has gotten a little out of hand. Imagine you and your pals sitting around gossiping and talking. Suddenly you realize a hidden camera is on you, and its being broadcast on the net, and every TV station alive. It might freak you out. That’s how it’s felt the past few weeks. Plus one innocent guy getting buried with crap and he’s a good guy too. But on with the show right?
Now I want to share with you a story and info that goes back a long, long way into Hollywood history. It concerns one of the biggest male stars ever, and one of the most beloved female stars to ever live.
She began her career as a child actress, and enchanted the world. Her mom was the ultimate stage mom, and she had an odd upbringing by normal standards. But she was not that bad compared to many child/teen stars we know about today.
As her teen years came into being, she began to rebel against her mom and the morals of the 1950s. In those days a studio owned you totally and your life was created by them. She went on dates arranged by the studios, and the PR people. In effect, she dated a LOT of gay guys too. In fact, she became close friends with many of the town’s biggest gay stars (closeted or not).
She made the transition from child star into teen actress, and did her duty professionally. But inside, she wanted to be wild and dangerous. And when the new breed of method actors came onto the scene - Brando, James Dean, etc. - she loved it and wanted to be part of that scene.
So badly in fact, that when this director began casting for his teen rebel film, she would do ANYTHING to get the part and prove she was not just a pop idol little kid anymore. And yes, she did do ANYTHING she could. She dressed like a femme fatale, drank, swore, and partied hard. She would have sexual encounters with the director at his bungalow, even though he was twice her age and was married. She didn’t care.
She did get the role, and was carved into legendary status instantly as part of this iconic film and its lore. But sadly, her rebelliousness and partying ways opened a door that was hard to close. As a result, a lot of other male stars and directors and producers assumed she’d do ANYTHING to get other roles too. They were wrong.
One day she was invited to meet with this movie star about an upcoming major role. This man was a legend already, and was very powerful. The studios bowed to him, and he had control over films, budgets, and casting. His PR image was that of a stud, and a righteous family man. His real life was dark, seedy, and without a moral compass.
So as expected, the actress - still a teenager - wanted to meet the powerful star to discuss the role. Thinking the herself was powerful and savvy, she accepted the invite. In his hotel room. She never saw it coming.
Whoomp! (There It Is)
ReplyDeleteAt least you can figure it's not Amy from Amy's Baking Company. He's going to be taken to the cleaners when his wife starts asking "Who's that girl?". Idiot should think before he cheats.
"Who's That Girl" Madonna-style or Robyn-style?
DeleteLIES!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!!!!!
CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~!
LIIIIIIIIIIIEEESSSSS!!!!!
Woooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteThis was supposed to be revealed a long time ago (someone should check that it wasn't) because no one cares about Gordon Ramsey anymore. Get it together, New Enties!
Wooooooooooo
Open wide!
ReplyDeleteHimmmm? Your last posts have all been cut and pastes of last years posts. Is someone trolling that account?
ReplyDeleteInimicus Istus, Stopus Resistus
Deletebring the little partners down, we got plenty of snakes for them to play with, there's no problem with that at all . so, say it once, say it twice, third times a charm
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many people realize their ips are traceable when they flood a blog like this.
ReplyDeleteWhere does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
ReplyDeleteAt the casketeria.
The second part of this is revealed as Natalie wood and Kirk Douglas. You used Natasha Wagner as your reference and even provided a phone number.
ReplyDeleteYou are, what you eat!
ReplyDeleteWhatever floats your boat V. I prefer the Madonna one but if Robyn puts a smile on your face, there ya go.
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice.
ReplyDeleteBeetlejuice.
Beetlejuice.
I'm a ghost with the most, babe
DeleteYeah. Kirk Douglas. Mkay.
ReplyDeleteFaux-@Himmmm, yeah, we *wish* this site were like having a camera trained on some interesting celebrities. On the contrary, lately it's nothing but dubious blinds about reality stars and cheating. Yawn. Then "reveals" when they are no longer relevant. Snore.
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine fucking him? "God god your pussy smells like rancid 8 month old whale shit! Who the fuck would eat this putrid pile of puke?! Fuck off!
ReplyDeleteI s he the one whois always yelling like a crazy person? I dont get the attraction this worker wld have for Ramsey. He's so annoying!
ReplyDeleteAuntliddy, you know what else is annoying?
ReplyDeleteThe misuse of s p a c e s allthetime.
@Himmm..I would really like to know the female star you are talking about butt i know thats not going to happen. :(
ReplyDeleteEros, I think the answer is continued in the Your Turn.
ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
ReplyDeletesmell my feet,
give me something good to eat!
I like turtles
ReplyDeleteI happen to know that in any court of law, any ginger restaurant owner charged with having an affair with a subordinate will be found not guilty.
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