December 30, 2009
This former A list female reality star and now struggling to stay in the spotlight recently lost one of her dogs. She didn't care about the dog running away, but she cared about the fact that she wanted a picture taken which showed her boyfriend and her dog because she thought it was the right message to send. So, she sent her assistant back to LA to get another dog from her collection, fly back and then our reality star was able to get the one photo with the paps she wanted before passing off the dog again to the assistant.
Paris Hilton
Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do
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I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! Arroooo!
ReplyDeleteI'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
ReplyDeleteTo improve his bite.
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveler?
ReplyDeleteBroom sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a witch's garage?
ReplyDeleteA broom closet.
She's just being the parasite that she is.
ReplyDeleteGO AWAY TROLLS. ARE YOU ALL UNEMPLOYED HOUSEWIVES THAT ARE NEGLECTING THE KIDS JUST TO TROLL ON THIS PAGE. HOW LAME!
sup boo
DeleteAlverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Illio Allio, Poultus Transformus!
DeleteSkimpymist is employed and feeds her kids!
DeleteOh shut up
Delete@skimpy - c'mon, it's Halloween! I say roll with the trolls...much more fun :)
DeleteSkimpymist ate her kids because a troll gave her a parasite is all I got from that comment.
Delete@skimpymist, I don't have a job because I'm a ghost! Wooooooo!
ReplyDeleteHe ran? I'm sure for him things can only get better. One can only hope he found what he was looking for.
ReplyDeleteskimpymist
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When does a skeleton laugh?
ReplyDeleteWhen something tickles his funny bone.
skimpymist, momma said knock you out so you may want to beat it.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't interesting. What would be interesting is learning Paris did the safety dance instead of the stray cat strut.
Happy Halloween!
Skimpymist, What's your damage? Did you also eat a brain tumor for brekkie?
ReplyDeleteOG Enty please buy the site back from the corporation you sold it to!
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, he wants to be famous! Did you watch him on E! Channel?
DeleteThat really would be a return to innocence, sandybrook.
ReplyDeleteOkay folks - just hang in there a little bit longer. It'll be worth it I promise. I'm waiting on an actress I used to work with (and I'm still friends with) to give me approval to post something very revealing. I'm also busy chaining and gagging my attorney and agent to keep them from attacking me before I post this! lol. It'll be about an hour.
ReplyDeleteBTW: Lainey? bwahahaahahaha!! Really? Hilarious. hahah!
@Himmmm Gagging and chaining your attorney? I'll hand you the duct tape.
Deleteskimpymist isn't employed
ReplyDeletebecause she's here too
and neglecting her kids
because she's here too
LIES!!!!!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!!!!!
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Ghost..We can dance if we want to
ReplyDeleteWe can leave Skimpymist behind
'Cause Skimpymist don't dance and if she don't dance
Well, she's no friend of mine.
No? Ok I'll beat it!
People are sheep believing everything they read about Paris. She's pretty in person and very easy to write for and work with. I still wouldn't sleep with her because of the herpes. That never goes away and trust me, it's rampant in the entertainment industry.
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ReplyDelete@Numbskull I try to avoid that channel at all costs because the Kartrashians are all over it! :(
ReplyDelete@sandy, that's good! Keep up the good work
DeleteWhere's your hat Beardy?
ReplyDeleteNice Beardy!
ReplyDeleteBtw, you can call me Al
I hope a nice dog lover found the lost one.
ReplyDeleteI have never noticed or looked for or at a dog in any of her pics. Matter of fact, I never look at her oics, so save yourself the effort paris, no one is looking.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!The Devils Merkin- love the avi.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe CDAN is haunted? I'm with you V. I'm digging the silly witch jokes. And hey no one is being vulgar so I'm skipping past it...
However, is it keeping VIP away? Cuz I need her for those reveals. Just glad it isn't friday. If it messed with FFF there would be hell to pay!
But what you don't know is when Paris handed the dog back, the assistant accidentally grabbed Paris and threw her in a kennel. When asked why, the assistant said, "she told me to get the bitch out of here!"
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ReplyDeleteTrick or treat,
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give me something good to eat!
I like turtles
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