Thursday, October 03, 2013

Bruce Jenner Hires A Divorce Lawyer

You know what I would love? A Bruce and Kris Jenner divorce that was similar to the Christie Brinkley divorce a few years ago. Something really nasty where both sides spill lots of dirt about the other. There are no small children to protect so I say go gloves off and fight it out and implode the empire known as the Kardashians once and for all.

Kris Jenner's sister told In Touch that Bruce Jenner has hired a lawyer and that the couple has separated. See, she probably wouldn't be saying this if they gave her a regular spot on the show and offered to let her join in on the riches. She goes on to say that when Kris is drunk which is a regular occurrence she will flirt with any guy that walks near her. For those of you who don't think she wouldn't have another affair you are wrong. If she was given the right chance and opportunity she would jump all over it.

31 comments:

Freya said...

What took him so long?

Freya said...

No surprise there. Like mother, like daughter.

FSP said...

Bruce has put on some weight.

Count Jerkula said...

That hat looks good on Travolta, but what does he have to do with the Jenners' divorce?

Harry Knuckles said...

It's difficult to imagine any guy wanting to have sex with Kris Jenner. I mean, any guy at all. She is repulsive.

D Brown said...

Good luck trying to find the money Bruce!

texas rose said...

Nice to see Bruce grow a pair - we'll see if he follows through.

Burnt Crepes said...

What does a picture of John Travolta going to the Kentucky Derby have to do with this? Unless thats who Bruce is leaving PMK for.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Is that fat drag queen Kimberly K's mother? I just know her from this web and google images and sometimes she looks quite fuckable, but that pic will kill my lubricious desire for her forever.

texas rose said...

I think the divorce letter is some famous divorce attorney in LA or Kris's sister.

Vera L- said...

OMG, Bruce and Travolta running off together would be the best thing EVER. I would totally watch THAT reality show.

texas rose said...

photo not divorce letter(???)

crila16 said...

Lack of family and sibling loyalty makes me so sad.

Kloie said...

Good one, Count.

sandybrook said...

If that cow ever flirted with me I think Id punch her out.

JoElla said...

OMG You guys lolololol!

NaughtyNurse said...

I think the pic is supposed to be of Kris's sister. Let's see how quickly TMZ starts dragging Bruce through the mud. I hear Lamar needs a roommate--maybe Bruce can move in with him.

figgy said...

That's Kris's sister. I know this because last time I was PMSing I bought The Star and read an article about her. She sounds like something of a hoot. Her face actually looks JUST like Kris...she's like Kris's fat, non-evil, semi-normal twin.

And you guys are hilarious today!

Bruce Jenner and John Travolta...o..m...g... now THAT is porn I'd actually watch hahaha

Scallywag said...

I hope he sues for custody of Kylie. Kendall's 18 in a month.

texas rose said...

That's why Kris doesn't allow her on the show. Heavy Kris.

auntliddy said...

Well, what about him? Looks like elderly lesbian.

auntliddy said...

The sister says. Shes a bit of a loose cannon, dont u think? I do think they are seperated and willl eventually divorce, but dont find sister terribly reliable seeming.

SyDy said...

Who else thinks Kris's sister looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show?

rajahcat said...

she would totally jump

Cee Kay said...

I don't care WHAT she looks like, as long as she's a better human being than PMK. Which seems highly likely.

Rach Around said...

Ha ha FSP!

Rach Around said...

It's nice to see the love child of Kathy Bates and Ricki Lake out and about. In a lovely hat.

Lizzie said...

LOLOL HA ...You guys are too funny!! BAHAHAHAHAHA John Travolta going to the Derby....LOLOL

Harry Knuckles said...

Liddy, you're right about Bruce looking odd. It's really hard to understand what is going on with him. To me it looks like he is purposely trying to make himself look feminine. Apparently he is straight, although there has been some talk that he likes to dress up in ladies clothes. He's a tough one to figure out.

Jacq said...

Ahahahahaha!

Nancy Weaver said...

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