Thursday, October 31, 2013

Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Are Settling Their Divorce

For two years Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have stretched out their lengthy divorce but The NY Post says it has now been settled and their divorce may soon be finalized. I don't really care about the ins and outs and who got what because they are both filthy rich. It is only fun when some rich person has to give up half to someone who has nothing.

To me, what is interesting is that for two years Ashton dated a bunch of different people and then started dating Mila Kunis while not dating as many other people. For two years he has had a ready made excuse why he can't get married to Mila but now that his main card is being thrown out the window I wonder if that will make Ashton start cheating on a regular basis in hopes of destroying his relationship and letting him be single. he never really got to be single. Mila is a rebound. Ashton was with tons of other women while married to Demi but most of them she knew about but it is not the same as being single.

Ashton is a huge cheater and being with Mila is not going to solve that issue. Now that he is going to be backed in a corner I think it will get worse. Right now he is acting out with other situations and is a diva of epic proportions that has only been getting worse over the past two years.

49 comments:

Regan MacNeil said...

Sorry, kid. I don't believe in fairy tales

Beetlejuice said...

I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little *action*.

ConfirmationStation said...

What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?

Broom service!!!!!!!

Him said...

Dun dun DUNNNN!!

Jack S said...

Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?


A: Happy Owl-ween!

Jack S said...

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?


A cereal killer.

Numbskull said...

@Beetlejuice, you sure are a smooth talker. I say you find yourself a bad wetch.

Burn Book said...

Commas are your friend, New Enty.

Woooooooo

Regan MacNeil said...

Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

Portland Foodie said...

Sounds like today is going to be fun. Off topic: anybody see Corey Feldman on the view. Says all hollywood top execs are pedophiles and want him dead. Walters was beside herself.

Beetlejuice said...

How you doin?

AJ said...

Never watch the view but it's not often Barbara is beside herself. Must have been crazy watching live.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I'm Talky Tina and I'm going to kill you.

Beetlejuice said...

Skulls have holes...am i right??

Himmmm said...

I'm in the middle of a few important biz things at this second, but later on I'm going to share with all of you a story (or two) I promise will make your heads explode in wonderment, and probably make you sick to know this actor is still alive and working. It might confirm your guesses about my identity (ies) but I don't care. Besides, I'm going off the grid for a while to work - so I'm not worried. Maybe a parting shot for a while :-) Back in a couple of hours...

SueRH said...

Divorces take a long time, I know plenty of people who have had to wait years while everything was sorted out. That being said, what makes anyone think that Mila WANTS to marry him? Pretty sexist to assume that just because she's a woman.

Numbskull said...

More than this Beetle can handle!

Numbskull said...

@Himmmm, heads exploding huh? You're my kind of people.

Seachica said...

SueRH, exactly. You're awesome!

David CaruSO SPOOKY said...
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Beetlejuice said...

I'll show ya something scary

Him said...

Dun dun DUNNNN!!

Nicotina said...

Ashton Kutcher scares me.

Nicotina said...

Demi Moore scares me.

Nicotina said...

Bruce Willis does not scare me.

rajahcat said...

all 3 of them are nuts

lazyday603 said...

He is a male human being with normal eyesight. He will marry Mila Kunis, as any carbon based heterosexual male human would do given the chance. Whether he is faithful isn't important unless it's important to Mila Kunis.

Nicotina said...

Mila Kunis scares me.

My Heart Belongs to Harry said...

That old lady is probably hoping to land MY HARRY KNUCKLES but she's too old for him! I'm young and supple, Harry! Come get me! *wink*

David CaruSO SPOOKY said...

Sounds like that little devil Ashton

*puts on sunglasses*

will never stop chasing ghouls

Anonymous said...

Demi is so greedy! She wants custody of All the little merkins and that gorilla doesn't even need them! It's like putting a wig on Shakira, not necessary!

OKay said...

@lazyday what makes you think Mila Kunis is such a prize? Because she's cute? That alone doesn't make anyone easy to live with long-term. And yeah, maybe she's not so much into marrying him either. Glad this divorce is FINALLY happening, though!

Herrrr said...

Honey, you don't have it to call it "biz things." Everyone already knows that we mix business with pleasure. ;) See you in a few!

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Himmmm why are you hiding your face behind that black circle? You're a pussy.

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Twerkin you just don't like Demi because she has an awesome bush. My friend showed me a picture she did back like before I was born and chick was sporting major bush! Ashton's a douche but he does get the best shit! He does require blow jobs as payment though, ick, nast.

Anonymous said...

Carrie, I don't like G.I. Poon because her huge bush took jobs from 5 of my cousins!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Ok,the ghost of Enty is cracking me up today!!!

Herrrr said...

Carrie, it's hard to be anonymous in an industry where everybody literally knows your name. Before calling people vulgar names, I suggest you take a good hard look at your own life and understand that some people have gone through a lot and just want to share their experiences with others. It's karma and from your picture, it looks like you have some coming for you.

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Are you guys not union?

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Ah Herrrr, it's from a MOVIE. Carrie, in theaters now!

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

P.S. your husband's a pussy.

Seven of Eleven said...

OK, this is funny. David Caruso Spooky, stupid jokes, Himmm - it's like a mini-Halloween party in here!

Herrrr said...

You don't know my husband. I do know the movie poster (I have a signed copy) and the karma that's coming to you is you pretending to be someone you're not and using language that person would never use. You're slandering reputations with your fake online persona and semi-made up name.

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Whatever betch. Your "himmmm" slanders tons of people in his " inside" posts. Big fucking deal, the gig is up, we all know it's not RDJ, losers.

MISCH said...

Maybe Mila is not all that interested in marrying him..

Herrrr said...

You have no idea who my husband is. Do you even know what slander is? It's making FALSE statements. He's never posted anything that isn't true.

auntliddy said...

maybe HE wants to marry Her!! Why must it always be the woman who is dying to get married? And btw, Mila, he is not marriage material, cant stay faithful.

Anonymous said...

I like turtles

jaariel said...

Saw a recent pic of Rumer & her face looked different. That is to say, she looked like she had some good work done & I say Good for her! She's one who truly needs it. Her sisters too. She def looked a lot more attractive!

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