Friday, October 11, 2013

Don't Ask Paris Hilton About Her Sex Tape

Even though Paris Hilton made millions of dollars off her sex tape don't ever ask her about it. Even though her sex tape made her more famous than she ever hoped to be and jacked up her appearance fees by triple her previous amount don't ever ask her about it. In fact don't ask Paris anything that she considers to be anything other than positive. You are not allowed to ask her about drug arrests, DUI arrests, lying to the media, her drug use or any of her ex-boyfriends. Don't ask her about herpes. Don't ask her about how she hates people of color or being a racist. As a DJ in North Carolina discovered yesterday morning the only thing you are allowed to ask her is her DJ career, her new music (not her old) and sometimes her fashion line as long as you are not criticizing it. Nothing else. Yesterday morning the DJ in Raleigh asked Paris about her sex tape and she answered the question but put all the blame on her ex and said he was a sick man and that she had nothing to do with it. Uh huh. And he put a gun to her head while they were filming it? She turned down the millions she made? Uh huh.

Not realizing she was still on the air Paris called the guy a f**king a-hole after she thought she hung up. How the DJ handled it is great.

31 comments:

fancyscreenname said...

(SHRUG)

If she wants to move past her past, then good for her.

Renoblondee said...

I can't believe I sat through that.

Harry Knuckles said...

If you're gonna boink your way into fame and $$$ then your gonna be stuck with that history. And she has an annoying speaking voice.

FSP said...

She still looks like an alien.

TalksTooMuch said...

Remember the Letterman visit? That was awesome

Henriette said...

I loved how Letterman grilled her and Herpes Hilton has no sense of humor.

B. Profane said...

"The horror...the horror...."

Seriously, I was trapped once opposite a site kiosk playing one of her music videos, and if you think waterboarding is bad, imagine that.

Henriette said...

@FSP
She looks like a preying mantis.

FSP said...

@Henriette - same difference

Glitter said...

Why is anyone asking her anything? I thought she was drummed out of society.

figgy said...

Exactly @Glitter, I can't believe anyone is asking her anything ever. Worse than being drummed out of society, no one gives a single shit about her either way, which is worse for people like her.

And KK, you are next in line for utter irrelevance.

Dirty Red Pagan said...

You and I are not close. I don't know you and you don't know me. But let me tell you something. As horrible and tacky as Paris Hilton might be to you, that "Showgram" is just as dull, annoying and toxic as she ever was or ever will be. Every stereotype of shitty morning radio save for "Man in the box" is there, except with a southern accent and cackling no-talent sycophant girls cackling approval with every "bit".

MsWool said...

i had NEVER heard of the hilton girls until i heard about the sex tape.

MsWool said...

I mean, I knew that there was a family that was wealthy named the hiltons and that they owned hotels... but I didn't know any of them by name.

Moriah said...

She's a moron, but those glasses in the picture are wicked! I would like those please.

Freya said...

I use to listen to that guy's show. He doesn't get any passes. He's a horrible human being too. Surprised he is still on the air.

SkittleKitty said...

I concur with @Dirty Red Pagan.

Paris Hilton is an idiot and needs a thicker skin if she wants to continue to have a public presence, but that radio show is god-awful.

(Hello fellow Triangle-ite.)

Freya said...

Hi Dirty Red Pagan and SkittleKitty,
I'm in the Triangle area too.

ethorne said...

Who?

0_0 said...

Lying betch.

Renoblondee said...

I'm an hour from the Triangle area.

parissucksliterally said...

I love that people bring up the sex tape. It makes me laugh.

Her "sexy voice" makes me want to barf though.

BitterBlondin said...

Well, there's 4 minutes I'll never get back.

Little Broken Bird said...

If only every interviewer would agree to always ask her about her sex tape she would stop doing interviews?!?!?

Harry Knuckles said...

Paris mentions getting married and having children. Guys, any takers? Who wants to marry Paris Hilton and raise a family with her? Beuller? Beuller? Beuller? Anybody seen Beuller?

Justdanadane said...

@renoblondee
me, too! Triad?

Long time lurker. I thought I was alone in these parts. When I talk about this site, I get blank stares. But I'm an addict even though I don't know who most of these new 'stars' are.

Hey! To all my fellow Carolinians

Renoblondee said...

^ Hey neighbor!!!!

urban chaos said...

Classy as ever! Kpig is lucky she won the beard contract from Yeezy and tisci or this would be her in a year or two.

lazyday603 said...

Is it OK to ask "Who are you again? Did you used to be famous once?"

Rach Around said...

Who puts at the top of their C. V: sperm receptacle?

cowbulls said...

1. She has an annoying personality.
2. She isn't that attractive and has huge ugly feet.
3. I never heard of her before the sex tape.
4. I've only seen clips of the sex tape but she didn't seem sexy at all.
5. The vehicle that brings you fame is part of you forever.
6. I wish she would just go away.
7. I wouldn't wish physical harm on even Paris but the world will be a better place if her various sexual diseases have left her unable to conceive a child.