Thursday, October 03, 2013

Emile Hirsch Got A One Night Stand Pregnant

Remember back in the day when Emile Hirsch was the new "it" guy. Yeah he was everywhere. Then after scoring big with Into The Wild he started acting like he was too good for the world so when his big budget big payday Speed Racer crashed and burned at the box office people were happy to kick him to the curb. A couple of straight to cable or DVD movies later and the guy is probably thrilled that he is getting some publicity.

A woman he had a one night stand with is pregnant according to The NY Daily News. The woman is almost six months pregnant and Emile is going to take care of the woman and the baby and has already sent over cases of unopened t-shirts and onesies and everything else baby related he could find from his Speed Racer collection.

I'm shocked that someone actually recognized him to have a one night stand.  It also amazes me how many people don't use condoms on these one night stands.

38 comments:

MISCH said...

You would think guys who have a lot to loose as in $$$$ would bag it. For the rest of the world please use a condom.
Just the thought of an STD makes my skin crawl.

Henriette said...

He looks like Jack Black to me.

Karen said...

"It also amazes me how many people don't use condoms on these one night stands."

Right. Because all forms of birth control are 100% effective. Sounds like someone didn't study hard enough in Health class because she knew she'd never need to know how to have safe sex.

Freya said...

With all these STDs out here, some which kill, why would people continue to have unprotected sex? When the Swine Flu came out and people were dropping like flies, they hurried to the dr to get a shot to protect themselves.

Beetlejuice said...

That's one lucky betch.

Kels said...

So hes not gay?

discoflux said...

Karen - Are you surprised? I mean, one is usually more informed about such things when they actually get laid.

FSP said...

"Remember back in the day when Emile Hirsch was the new "it" guy. Yeah he was everywhere." - So it was Emile who got River Phoenix hooked on drugs!!! I wouldn't call it a one night stand, according to the original story he and his lady friend were previously in a relationship. Sounds more like ex sex to me.

Karen said...

@Disco, not surprised in the least, betch. ;)

lelale said...

Ugh according to the Daily News it was a relationship that ended NOT a one night stand.

@ FSP Emile is only 28 River died when he was in diapers.

Henriette said...

Hirsch was eight when River Phoenix died.

LottaColada said...

I'm shocked that someone actually recognized him to have a one night stand.

Why? I would recognize him, he's not that far down the alphabet ladder.

Justanothercommentor said...

Dude was just in Killer Joe with the Texan T-Rex. Thanks to that movie I will never look at fried chicken the same again:0

FSP said...

@lelale and Henriette - They're starting younger everyday!

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Anonymous said...

I am shocked at how amazingly snotty you people are to enty. Seriously? now shes a stupid whore?

Brian Brown said...

It also amazes me how many people don't use condoms on these one night stands

Right, because nobody ever got pregnant when a condom was used.

Or something.

Wen said...

Or maybe he did use a condom, but forgot to throw it away. Turkey Baster Baby!

jane3113 said...

He's going to be in that Lone Survivor movie with Marky Mark and Riggins. That could be good for him.

Its just U said...

Not every woman is out to land a big support order. Not every woman who gets pregnant is a whore.
Sometimes people fancy each other and have a ride.
Again, not all women are whores.

lostathome said...

I like him. Thas all.

discoflux said...

Hoooooold your horses for a second there, IJU.

Are you trying to tell me that sometimes accidents happen and not every woman that gets pregnant unexpectedly is a gold digging slutbag?!

I scoff at thee!

SueRH said...

He's a hottie!

Its just U said...

@Discoflux You may well scoff, but I heard a story once of a woman who had a baby. That woman was single. Shocking enough, I know,.but then the dad wasn't around and she had to work and support her child HERSELF!!!
Imagine!
;-)

NaughtyNurse said...

Who the hell is he? Am I that old?

Redd said...

I think he is cute and I would have a baby with him, and, no way in hell does this guy look like Jack Black. Every guy with a few whiskers does not look like J.B.

figgy said...

@Its just U, if that's your real picture I have to say that there is something I love about your face. Pretty, but also mischevious looking, haha. okay, just had to put that out there.

Melissa said...

He was a precocious child.

Its just U said...

@Figgy awwwww thank you. That is, indeed, my actual picture. You have just made my day. :-)

NomNom83 said...

I think the real breaking news here is that Emile gets down with the ladies. Did not see that one coming.

Or is this another "Renner" ploy? [No, nope, no. I will never believe JR is straight. Related: If you haven't seen "Hansel & Gretel: Witchhunters", you are missing out. Cheesy, yet awesome. It is everything you could want from a movie with that name.]

Unknown said...

condoms do break that's how I got a great nephew

Publicus said...

Pussy doesn't feel as good with a scumbag on your dick. Personally, I prefer that my lover and I get a panel screen, fuck with rubbers for three months, stay monogamous, get another panel screen, and then start doing the bareback thing. There is nothing like pussy skin on cock skin.

hothotheat said...

@kloie Why is he a jerk? Because he got someone pregnant? He's owning up to it and providing for the Mom and baby, I think that makes him NOT a jerk.

But, yeah, I thought he was gay.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Say what you want, but my 23-year-old son and I watched the movie and orgasmed the whole time.

But then, we are fanboys; when he was 2, we used to watch the cartoon on MTV, and he gave everyone in the family a name from the show: he's Speed (natch), his mom is Racer X, I'm Snake Oiler (which used to be my screen name here), and my former in-laws, who are retired judges and are 94 and 89, are still Sparky and Pops.

Jenn said...

He looks like Jack Black's cuter, thinner younger brother to me too. He does a good redneck though.

Cassiopeia said...

That's gross that you used the word 'orgasmed' in a statement about your son.

Henriette said...

I not the only one who thinks he looks like Jack Black:
http://cheezburger.com/3420305664

abob said...

He looks a little like Daniel Brühl, me likey.

He's had an accident and taking care of it, that's a good thing.

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