Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Pregnancy News Made Interesting

I'm not one for pregnancy news because is it really news? I suppose it is but why be first to discuss it when you have nine long months of ever more mind numbing baby bump photos to remind you that the celebrity is pregnant. People love pregnancy news and baby bumps though or the tabloids wouldn't rush to proclaim someone had unprotected sex.

Kerry Washington is supposedly pregnant with her mystery husband. Apparently the guy just shows up for ovulation time and does his business and then is not seen or heard from again. This of course presumes that he is the father of the baby. We assume he is because he is her husband. Well, that is speculative too isn't it as there are lots and lots of people who will argue that Kerry is not married and this is all a cover for her super secret relationship with someone else and that perhaps during that alleged super secret relationship with someone else that Kerry may have found herself in the family way.

See, that is how you turn a boring pregnancy story into something just slightly more interesting.

There is no chance of anything possibly making this next story more interesting but at some point it appears that Jay Cutler's groin was working because Kristin Cavallari is pregnant with their second child. Kristin enjoyed getting photographed so much with the first one that she decided to go ahead and have another one.

72 comments:

a non a miss said...

Uh, Congrats?

Is Ent implying that Kerry Washington is having an affair with the bad guy from Ghost?

TalksTooMuch said...

That is a seriously gorgeous picture of Kerry Washington.

Henriette said...

I thought it was Denzel Washington.

a non a miss said...

That's Sanaa Lathan

Kelly said...

When I saw this this morning I thought to myself "Let the conspiracies begin." It really does seem like something is off with this whole thing.

FSP said...

I thought it was Obama.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I thought there are whispers that she's gay?

Whomever ^this pic is, she's ridiculously gorgeous. Bitch.

LottaColada said...

See, that is how you turn a boring pregnancy story into something just slightly more interesting.

I call it fabricating something out of nothing.

Because Kerry isn't parading her husband on red carpets, she's being shady? But if she was, she'd be called a total famewhore.

Ms Cool said...

That last tidbit reminded me to visit one of my favorite sites:

Smokin' Jay Cutler

Henriette said...

She's married to some football player, so maybe he's actually playing football?

Jcool said...

Mystery husband? It is pretty well know she is married to Nnamdi Asomugha currently on the SF 49ers roster. It looks like he might be cut in a few weeks but right now is pretty busy playing pro football.

hollywood dime said...

@lotta how how I adore you! Those are my exact thoughts. just because the public diesnt see her husband doesn't mean he doesn't exist. And NOT seeing him kinda fucks up the idea that the marriage is a cover up. We would see and hear about the marriage more if that were the case.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

She is just too beautiful. Argh!

Lizzzzzzzzzz said...

Why do people want to create a conspiracy theory when a celebrity actually wants real privacy? I love gossip as much as the next person, but these days it's like we're angry when famous people want to remain private about their real lives. Dumb.

Happyone said...

Terry shippers think that. Not only that they believe tony secretly got divorced and he and kerry are really married. I will say this if she's pregnant by her costar would make more sense to fake marry a WHITE MAN if she wanted to cover it up. Bc it will be pretty obvious when the baby is born if the baby is nnamdi or Tony's.

FrenchGirl said...

@Henriette @Jcool
you're not funny! you're the reason voice!
conspiracy is so fun for Enty

Enty thinks Kerry has an affair with the married actor who acts the president in Scandal! Enty thinks the fiction of Scandal is a reality

ethorne said...

+1 Lotta. That first sentence is pretty much telling us this is bullshit.

JSierra said...

I'm starting to think enty is a woman who isn't able to have a child. Has there ever been a nice prego post? IRC they are all bitter and hate filled

Meanie Rhysie said...

+1 @Lotta and JSierra.

SMH

strawberrygirl said...

Kerry has never once said she was married to Nnamdi. Not once. She has said she is married, but not to whom. And the same website who "leaked" her marriage certificate had an article a few weeks later from a guy who said her team PAID him to put a certificate into the Idaho State system. Plus, I assumed it was well known that NA plays for the home team. Only time will tell.

auntliddy said...

I thought there was a BI she as involved with Chris Rock. Could he be the father? (Ok to spec before baby born, lol)

AJ said...

Adore Scandal !!!

Kerry is fab in the show but the show is not reality. When will people stop trying to discredit what is probably a very happy time for her husband and her ?
Ug :(

S.joy said...

Congrats to the parents!! I'm sure Kerry will be an awesome mommy.

@Jsierra you're so right!! Wow. And to answer your question: No. There's never been a nice preggo post. Always snarky and bitter.

__-__=__ said...

To be fair most of the preggo stories involve breeding for dollars or who is the baby daddy. There have been congrats preggo posts, perhaps long ago.

Karen said...

@J. Sierra, it's hard for a woman to get pregnant when no men will sleep with her. Poor Bitter Enty.

a non a miss said...

Long ago when the real Enty was writing this blog.

Seven of Eleven said...

Amen, @Lotta! (And lol @ Karen!)

Kerry Washington is straight up gorgeous.

Unknown said...

Only time she's come close to saying she's married to him was that brief interview with Billy Bush when he asked her to pronounce 'Asomugha'. It's the only time she has acknowledged him.

If she is married, she's extremely paranoid.

SueRH said...

This is a celebrity gossip site, of COURSE it's news when a celebrity announces they're pregnant!

SJ said...

Where do people get the idea she is married to this Asomugha guy? Where are the pictures and where is the proof? What is with all the photoshopped pictures? Does no one find this suspicious? No sorry my bullshit meter is on. Kerry is not married to this guy who by the way has never said he was married to her either. Come on people. We'll eventually find out who she is married to and no I don't think it is that Goldwyn guy but she sure as hell isn't married to that football player that needs to find a new gig.

FSP said...

Leave Enties alone!

Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

Apparently I can't grasp reality either because I squeed when i read this. I love Kerry and Tony together. I don't care if they're both married to other people. I ship them so hard.

FSP said...

Leave Enties alone!

FSP said...

Leave Enties alone!

FSP said...

Leave Enties alone!

Meanie Rhysie said...

There, there, FSP...it's going to be okay, okay? :)

FSP said...

Hehehe. I have the hiccups.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

Does Michelle know? Everyone who works in the administration knows about Obama's side piece known as Ms. Washington.

Tara said...

You will NEVER see this baby. Not until the kid is 18 and someone finds their social media profile. Especially if the kid happens to be the Scandal guy's. Kerry and Nnamdi are both of the same skin tone and while both have kind of white features (his eyes, her cheekbones) you'ld probably be able to tell if that kid was mixed race or not.

chopchop said...

LMAO @MrsCool

Unknown said...

How are high cheekbones & brown eyes white features? You serious?

Anyway, yeah, it will be quite easy to tell if the kid is bi-racial.

amused bush said...

+1000 Lotta!
Also, WTF with skin tone?! I've met mixed race people who are dark and ones who are light. Same goes for people with 2 black parents. My family being a perfect example - I'm darker than both of my relatively light-skinned parents (both of whom are mixed race); one of my cousin's children are darker than me (married to a Norwegian); I have some nieces that are fairly light skinned with hazel eyes, both parents are black.

Just sayin...

Unknown said...

I have a question that I hope someone knows to answer. Why would she wanna hide a real relationship by getting married to another guy who basically is a fake hubby? Why doesn't she stay single? Why involving another person in this secret equation.? Can anybody answer pls? I'm probably naive but still...

Missy said...

All that good breeding down the toilet. A shotgun wedding because she got knocked up. LOL.

Still no photos of Kerry's alleged hubby? Something ain't right.

Unknown said...

+1 both of my parents are African American and brother loked white when he was born. Now he's as dark as our dad. My husband is white and one of our newborn twins is already almost as dark as me but the other one is as light as him. Pigment changes over time and genetics can be like playing Russian Roulette.

omchill said...

damn is kerry washington really obama's side piece? @Oopsy_Daisy

amused bush said...

@missy - a photo of them together.

Unknown said...

@V That picture is photo-shopped. There are no official pictures of them together.

@ Christia Koursarou maybe because the real relationship would not be publicly accepted?

Missy said...

@V- That's not a real picture. They have NEVER been spotted together.

amused bush said...

@Stace - you got me. Kerry is fake married to Nnamdi and preggo with fraternal twins, one being Obama's and one being Tony's. Oh what a family :)

Missy said...

@V- Still waiting for you to produce a non-photoshopped pic of the"happy newlyweds". No rush.....

Anonymous said...

I thought she was with Barry too

skimpymist said...

Super secret is the clue for her lover. Who has secret service agents..Obama!! Kerry's a tramp and I hope michelle will pull that weave out of her hair.

NaughtyNurse said...

Good god that woman is gorgeous!!

FlirtyChick74 said...

+1 @ Stace and SJ. I think she kinda pulled a Katie Holmes. It happens. Even at the pedestrian level. I think she got pregnant by her boyfriend or whomever she was seeing. He didn't want to get married so she married the guy who is crazy about her and would marry her right away. Even if it meant dropping his live in girlfriend (of several years) and mother of his child to do it.

PookieTwo said...

I'm happy for Kerry, Scandal is an awesome show. I knew the minute I read she was pregnant to head over here to see what Enty/s had to say, since its been hinted here for months that she's been hooking up with Goldwyn.

I know others may disagree, but to me its one thing to speculate/gossip about the sex and love lives of celebs - I do it often - but to openly speculate about a child not yet born, to a recently married couple, is just a bit...skeevy? Sorry my honest op.

Then I remember this is the same Enty/s who speculated for months that January Jones was pregnant by the Hemsworth kid; how did that turn out. Its ironic Cutler and Cavillari are mentioned here: Enty/s insisted for ages that they were kaput and he was dumping her, yet just a few days later they're married in a formal ceremony and are now expecting their 2nd. What to believe? Time to re-check those sources.



Aoife said...

Kerry is simply beautiful in that picture.

And that picture @V posted of of her and Nnamdi is obviously photoshopped.

I'm beginning to wonder what's going on too.

LoMo said...

@V - omg she's skinny on that photo!! and they do look photoshopped together.. (not a good match?)

@FSP - I thought Obama too, it has been hinted on this site before.. (gossip is gossip is gosspi)

KaySea said...

Blind Gossip called this one out a few weeks ago ... supposedly the baby is her husbands which is why they had the rush marriage. nothing mor to it.

KaySea said...

Blind Gossip called this one out a few weeks ago ... supposedly the baby is her husbands which is why they had the rush marriage. nothing mor to it.

Eros said...

Interesting. The plot thickens.

DarrylH said...

Blind gossip is a non entity site and none of the sites that reported the news have anything right. Starting from when she got pregnant and going on to the fact she ain't married to this football player guy. I'm baffled by the amount of racism in these posts... and I don't mean racism toward this guy who isn't her husband, but about the whole "mixed" thing. Disgusting. Love how people try to trash Enty who has been consistently right on this. It's hilarious. Your illusions won't go on for much longer, only a dumbass would believe she's married to this Asomugha guy at this point. He gained notoriety, she kept his privacy. Win win, while y'all continue to be fish eating it all up hook, line and sinker.

Eros said...

Lol, this thread got cray cray but very entertaining. Not sure what to think about Kerry's mess right now. Everything done in the dark eventually comes to light though.

Unknown said...

I don't trust BG. Most of their info comes when stuff is already out there.
ex. People called KW being pregnant long before BG. When it became obvious she was, BG had a blind.

Gossip/Blind Item Blogs, aren't the only places people know stuff. Just like people called KW pregnancy months ago, same folks calling the marriage fake and the child belongs to someone else. Are they right? Remains to be seen.

SJ said...

Nah he NA is the one that is gay.

SJ said...

That's interesting so who is her boyfriend then? Weird though because everyone can point to the fact that this Asomugha guy is gay. This goes way back to college days. That chick that is suppose to be his girlfriend and the baby mama of one of his two kids (there is some other poor slut who also has a kid for him) have nothing good to say about him either. In the meantime there are all kinds of rumors about him and various other party guys since he has been in San Fran. Who is to know. What I can say is there is no proof she is married to NA. Literally there is none.

FlirtyChick74 said...

@ SJ: or this could very well be NA's baby. I just threw the boyfriend idea as a guess. My real point is that she probably did what a lot of people do and get married just to get it over with. I've had a couple of friends do this recently. The want a husband and kids and they're tired of waiting around. Come to think of it, I know a guy who did the same thing too. All these people had very accelerated courtships. Personally I don't have the guts to do that. Freaks me out too much.

SJ said...

To my knowledge NA spends more time fake injuring himself or on the bench when not visiting bath houses in the mission district. No time for marriage except possibly to another guy lol.

Unknown said...

Does anyone know where this dude is at? The 49ers are on a bye week. KW is in NY. Is he in NY? If this marriage/relationship is legit, you would think he'd be there.

Marjorie said...
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Marjorie said...

I have to be honest something is off, not sure what it is yet, but something doesn't add up with this marriage.

Unknown said...

@ Happyone
"I will say this if she's pregnant by her costar would make more sense to fake marry a WHITE MAN if she wanted to cover it up"

Not necessarily. KW over the years has been accused of being a "sellout". She has been heavily criticized for dating white man.
So I can see her faking a marriage with a black man to satisfy the black crowd. Judging from what I've seen on the internet, it worked...

"Bc it will be pretty obvious when the baby is born if the baby is nnamdi or Tony's."

Agreed. But I don't think the public sees this kid for a long time.

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