Thursday, November 28, 2013

Ashton Kutcher Is Free To Marry Mila Kunis Now

Yesterday a judge signed off on the divorce of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. It seems like forever ago that Ashton got caught screwing around on Demi and since Demi had nothing better to do decided to make life miserable for Ashton. He probably spent close to $1M on legal fees. So, yeah, just one week's salary but still, that is a lot of money for a divorce that didn't go to trial and was just a whole bunch of nothing going back and forth for a couple of years.

What I also wonder is if Ashton wasn't kind of keeping this thing going too. Do you think he wants to get married again? Maybe he thinks it might be a good idea to not get married and while he was still legally hitched Mila couldn't really force the issue. Now she can. Ashton has not been completely faithful during his relationship with Mila and maybe getting married would cause him to really go into crazy cheating mode especially since she might not want to bring in other people like Demi did.

26 comments:

MISCH said...

they we're actually married just a Kaballah ceremony with no license …
she really had dirt on him

Freya said...

How much did he finally pay her to keep her mouth shut?

Harry Knuckles said...

"since she might not want to bring in other people like Demi did." CDaN ran a blind a few months back that might have been about Ashton and Mila doing threesomes, and in particular about Mila making an arrangement for such at some get together, but with the wrong person who had the same name as the intended "victim", and Ashton getting all angry and leaving in a huff. My writing is so bad I should submit this post to the big cheese here at CDaN as a job application.

Bacon Ranch said...

Not sure Harry, Mila doesn't strike me as the type to share.
Call the Russian Mafia if he pisses her off? Yes
Share? No

Then again, relying on blinds NOT contradicting one another here is a roll of the dice these days.

Topper Madison said...

Maybe Mila doesn't want to get married? Not all women, do, you know.

Anonymous said...

Topper: whaaaaaaaa? Surely it's what every girl dreaaaaaaams of?

tara17 said...

The guys from That 70s Show sure wreck many good actresses. Mila Kunis was on fire until she hooked up with Ashton.

TalksTooMuch said...

No, Harry is right, there was a blind about Mila trying to lock in a third, but there were two people with the same name and she was hitting on the wrong one.

Guys, I just said Harry is right! Now I HAVE to tell him to FOADIAF just to right the universe. Maybe next underage pervy post

Bacon Ranch said...

"Then again, relying on blinds NOT contradicting one another here is a roll of the dice these days."

Robert said...

I hope Mila has better sense than to marry Kutcher even if he asks her to. She seems like a (remotely, at least) decent person, and she does have some actual talent. He, on the other hand, hasn't a trace. The man's a hustler who got far more lucky than he should have. End of story.

Unknown said...

Bacon - maybe less of a sharing thing and more of a someone else he can screw thing.

Harry Knuckles said...

Too, would a little Bella Thorne bikini butt balance things out?

Harry Knuckles said...

Bacon, I honestly don't know what to make of these two. For the longest time I thought that Mila was gay and that Ashton was just helping her out as a beard. I still kind of think that but who knows? Threesomes though would make sense for both of them if Mila is bi and the 3rd is a girl.

Meanie Rhysie said...

I'm team Ashton. LOL Sorry, but I think Demi got to be a whole 'nother level of crazy after turning 40. I've seen it too many times with too many friends. Not that I think Ashton is innocent, by any means, but I think Demi thought she could control the young'n and found she couldn't. Kinda sad.

tara17 said...

Hey Meanie, you know what they say about the company you keep. If you see your 40+ friends go crazy too many times, that says something about you.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Struck a nerve, @Tara? :)

Should have clarified: acquaintances.

Kelly said...

Ashton doesn't bother me either @Meanie.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whew, thanks Harry, things are back as they should. Now, please FOADIAF!!

feraltart said...

Tara, it says more about hormones. So far my friends & I have been lucky, but I had to dump a friend of a friend because their crazy went all the way through.

Seven of Eleven said...

It was never revealed, but here is the original BI with the popular guess of Ashton & Mila.

Sophie Helene said...

Where is this assumption that Mila wants to get married coming from?

Enty keeps talking as though Mila presses Ashton for marriage but how is this documented?

Not all women are marriage/wedding crazy.

timebob said...

Agree with @Sophie, Milla was with Mac for 8 years. If she wanted to be married she would of been married.

She is her own woman, I can't see being married is her end game.

If anything I could see Ashton pushing the marriage baby issue not Milla.

Kathleen said...

They got a real divorce under the laws of California, which means they had a real marriage.

OKay said...

Ashton reportedly gave Demi more than he had to to settle things. I'm thinking he could have delayed things further if he'd wanted to. And why does Enty not know this?

Henriette said...

This was the LONGEST divorce! CA is a no-fault divorce state, so why did this drag on? There was no prenup, so everything would have been split down the middle. Something was not right about this whole thing.

anon said...

I thought that they had only been Kabalalala married but if it's taken this long, they must have been for-reals married.

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