Saturday, November 16, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple.

30 comments:

chopchop said...

KStew

Bacon Ranch said...

Yep, you got it chopchop

Renoblondee said...

Yep yep.

Pirategirl said...

It's pretty obvious Kstew prefers the chicks, never bought the Rpatz relationship. I'm also sure he prefers men too.

Marty McFly said...

I know you guys are right. But any blind about an A list all movie actress with the word chin mentioned 3 times? Can't get Reese Lenospoon out of my brain...

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

So, Kristen Stewart is a lesbian who nonetheless couldn't resist the manly charms of Rupert Sanders?

Bacon Ranch said...

Marty, three little pigs. Fairy tale. Snow White, fairy tale.

JAS, I heard a rumor that the girl she was with was in Harry Potter. Fairy tale.

Carolyn said...

I know it doesn't fit, but chinny chin chin made me think of Jennifer Aniston!

Simon said...

Yea, the chin reference made me think Reese or aniston...

Kassandra said...

She could be bisexual, you know. Doesn't have to be one or the other.

And i can buy that RPatz likes men, but i can't buy that he is full-on gay.

HannahBanana said...

I'm thinking Lara Jean Poon....chin Witherspoon. Now that would be a surprising reveal!

ethorne said...

Laura Jean Poon is married, I don't think she's planning to fake a relationship.

Marty McFly said...

Bacon – you're absolutely right. Unfortunately, that never even occurred to me. Her abnormally sharp chin carved a mark on my brain that can never be buffed out :(. Still love Sweet home Alabama and cruel intentions! LOL it's a guilty pleasures.

Bacon Ranch said...

Oh I'm with ya Marty. I can't look at her and not see the Scream mask.

Massive G said...

KS gives the best half and half in Hollywood. This us Charilze

Massive G said...

KS gives the best half and half in Hollywood. This us Charilze

HolidayinCambodia said...

Why would Charlize care?

keetz4 said...

@Jonathan Andrew Sheen.....never seen Harry Loves Sally.

HannahBanana said...

Well shit @ethorne....I guess I just wanted to call her Laura jean poon one more time....

robbie pattinson said...

I think kristen Stewart bc she and her "female" friends are very weirds. And she seems so dirty..

ethorne said...

It's cool @Hannah. I mostly just wanted to type Laura Jean Poon. And I just did it again.

HannahBanana said...

Laura Jean Poon! Ok it's out if my system now. Lol!

Rach Around said...

@Marty : my thoughts too, but that chin would get on the way.

Rach Around said...

Meh, it's fun to speculate, but I don't really care about people's sexuality. It'll be like looking back at Samuel Steward's stud files. Interesting, but not surprising.

Vangie said...

i don't really believe kristen is gay, i believe she is easily persuaded , those female that she's always seemed to be with are all weird where is susie and scout now only gay the cl alannah and the other, kristen seems lost, she need an interventation, js

SMJ said...

Don't you know? Kristen is an all powerful sexual being that no one can resist. LOL. I don't actually believe this one, but I do think it was written for her. My guess is she has a new boyfriend and Enty thinks they are close to getting pics.

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sugarbread maker said...

rpatz is getting it on all the time w/ tom sturridge, sienna is the beard who tried to trap him.

Danni P said...

I'm thinking Keira Knightley or Rumor Willis

di butler said...

She likes the Volvo. Uhh, vulva. Get it KStew, you boring ass bland basic heffa!