Saturday, November 30, 2013

Blind Item #2

This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.

53 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Goopy?

melissa said...

But does Gwynnie have anything so crass as orifices? I think undressed she'd resemble a mannequin

Lucas said...

How does one get serviced orally while riding? And riding what? So many questions.

Seven of Eleven said...

I've got an E for you - EWWWWW!

Meanie Rhysie said...

I take it to mean she's doing this while on Ecstasy? No? Riding the moustache? Gots me! :D

Mr. T said...

I'm thinking Anne Hathaway. Everything we hear about the Goopster suggests that she is not banging her hubby.

MISCH said...

No is def Goopie….
Annie's husband is supposed to be gay

Johnny said...

AnnEEEE

fancyscreenname said...

Riding the e train = ecstasy

Is this blind supposed to make her sound boring/strange? Betch likes her oral with a side of E.

SHRUGS

Count Jerkula said...

Lucas: I take it to mean she enjoys facesitting, not laying on her back with her legs spread or face down-ass up.

I shudder to think it would be the cotton pony she is riding,

Brenda L said...

Riding the mustache....the other benefit of Moovember....

Violet said...

My brain is doing somersaults trying to work out these positions.

The ratings point to Gwynnie although Chris Martin does not really strike me as an EEEEE sort of chap if I'm honest with myself.

izz said...

I thought previous reveals had Gwyneth as a sexual prude who doesn't like to do it all, am i confusing her for someone else?

Montanagirl said...

Poor Lucas, u r adorable! I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or not but it is when a woman straddles the guys face.

B said...

Anne hathaway

Count Jerkula said...

I think it is Goop and Affleck to self absorbed to be good at munchin box.

Seven of Eleven said...

Does anyone know if this is AnnE Hathaway or Teri Hatcher? I keep thinking Teri but the fan makes me think of Princess Diaries.

NaughtyNurse said...

I was thinking Nicole Kidman for this one, even though I don't understand why people love to hate her. The A+ ex would be Tommy with the word "date" thrown in to confuse us.

feraltart said...

I think this is GOOP, she likes to sit on their face (control issues) with the A+ ex being Brad. Pretty boys are often the worst lays.

The Real Dragon said...

um ok

sandybrook said...

AnnE and Goop both fit as NY raised actresses (E train is the name of a Manhattan /Queens ride) ill say GOOP.

epiphany said...

@feraltart - you think Angie would spend years with a guy who's bad in bed?

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

Who is the A+ movie actor Anne supposedly dated? That convicted criminal?

This is Goopy, except for the part that she has sex with her husband.

msgirl said...

Meant to be Goop but conflicts with other blinds especially the one where she only does missionary.

TalksTooMuch said...

Is this reminding anyone else of the insurance commercials with the little pig crying "wee wee wee!!!" all the way home? Just me?

Not entirely sure why we need to know about Anne Hathaway's oral sex habits, but I will say that gay dudes are often ALL about oral.

G said...

I don't think it was a train but more related to the dumb sound she makes. Like a kid going Weeeeee. She goes Eeeee.

Let her have her fun.

fancyscreenname said...

Wow..I really read that blind wrong. Lol
Ill stick with my explanation, its "funner".

FrenchGirl said...

Goopy and Pitt or Affleck

Count Jerkula said...

If this is Goop, I bet she is a crazy swing girl. You know, that chick from down the street who would be on her swing in the rain because it is her happy place. Rocking her hips back and forth on some dude's face probably brings her back to that, and having his face hidden likely makes her feel safely alone.

Jessi said...

I'm surprised no one guessed Julia Roberts. Though Gwenny and Annee work too. But my first thought was Julia.

Becca Parker said...

Totally agree as Annie rides the subway in NYC all the time.
So she would use a subway route reference.

Di Pilon said...
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texas rose said...

Had same first thought.

MelanieH said...

riding = on ecstasy.

PookieTwo said...
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PookieTwo said...

This is Goopster and Pitt or Affleck, Anne H never dated an A+ actor, at least not openly. And I can believe this blind being sourced since there's been digging lately on Paltrow due to the upcoming VF article, there's probably a lot of dirty bits on her floating around that have leaked that even Enty/s could have picked up. I bet we'll have a bunch of upcoming items on her.

I can't understand why people think Paltrow is frigid though. Has she said she hated sex? She's dated or slept with some of the most famous and wanted guys in the world, and probably others we don't know about (yet). Is it the upscale blond, Grace-Kelly-patrician-thing she's got going? Because those types are known to be the loosest. Kelly certainly got around plenty.

Renoblondee said...

@Pookie I think people assume her, like Nicole, are the Ice Queen types and they don't like sex. Derp. Those are the wildcats!

ian mcgrinty said...

Nicole Kidman is hated because she's an actual actress that acts, not a Jennifer Lawrence type of actress that is basically herself.

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Lucas said...

Never heard being on E called riding. Thought it was rolling.

And face sitting is also called queening.

Hegg said...

Yeh, Goop and Affleck.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lucas: I have also heard "queening" used for one in the pink and one in the stink.

For the broads around here who enjoy face sitting, which way do you prefer to face: nose to the muff or nose to the ass? I figure nose to the muff allows you to grind your clit against the tongue better, but I like nose to the ass, because it gives me more of a feeling of being used and leaves the old cock out there for the chick to tug on or transition to 69. Best example of that was when I was sitting on the floor, back against the bed and the chick came and sat on my face. She sat straight u p through most of it, then she bent over and started blowing me. It was great. I had one hand full of ass and the other on the back of her head. After she came, I laid her on her back on the bed, ass at the edge. I ponned her lil legs to her chest as I started stroking into her. Once the pole was greased up, I put her legs on my shoulders, told her to hold onto my neck and I lifted her off the bed. Some free standing boning, before I finished off holding her up against the wall. I hated fucking on her bed cause the sumbitch would scoot around on the hardwood floors.

Count Jerkula said...

Sorry for the wall of text, posting from cell.

Steve Norton said...

For a different guess...how about Reese Witherspoon? Actor she dated: Jake G

Massive G said...

Heigl

di butler said...

Y'all c'mon. This is definitely about AnnEEEE leaving the snail trails down hipster douchenugget hubby's smile lines.

di butler said...

I prefer my rides sans moustaches/beards, as my taint is in no need of exfoliating. ��

Count Jerkula said...

Don't sweat it Di. I hit my beard w/ shampoo and conditioner 2x a week. It it soft on the tender delicates.

Karen said...

I always learn so much just reading comments on this site.Lol!
My guess is Gywneth Paltrow. Her husband Chris being the EEEE and Brad Pitt being the E. Pretty boys are usually crap at satisfying women. Its the ugly nerdy ones that rock your world.

Vera L- said...

Ghoulia.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

gross, the idea of cunnilingus and goop are making me nauseous. lord no. replacing mental pictures of goop with thoughts of baldwin being spanked. much better.

Rach Around said...

Melissa: she's had herself modified surgically to represent a Barbie doll. Ken has nowhere to go.

Rach Around said...

Riding someone's face. Cowabunga. Dudes. Or dudettes