This barely B list mostly movie actor likes only seeing his kids once or twice a month. he is barely managing to hold on to his girlfriend who hates that he has kids. The problem is that his barely B list mostly television actress ex has passed over most parenting duties to the eldest child because our actress rarely gets up before noon and stays in a semi-coherent daze for the hours she is awake. He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab but he doesn't want to deal with it. At some point he is going to regret that.