Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Blind Item #4

This A list actress who is A list strictly because of awards and body of work and talent rather than popularity has been on a 15 day fast because she is scheduled to host an event with a fashion designer who designed her something to wear and made it so small that the only way she would be able to fit in it would be to lost 10-15 pounds off her size zero frame because the designer would not adjust it to her size.

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  1. I'd just wear something else.

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  2. Personally, I'd tell the designer to fuck off.

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  3. The designer needs to lose a few customers.

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  4. Natalie Portman for Dior

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    1. Yup. Definitely Uncle Karl and the mysterious Chastain.

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  6. Chastain. She has no rabid fans and came out of nowhere.

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  7. methinks I'd be more inclined to lose 150lbs of designer wank.

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  8. Oooh, I hate that douche nozzle. He gives cat ladies a bad name.

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  9. Lagerfeld and Chastain? she must give him an award or a hommage soon
    even if Chastain is not size zero frame (according to YSL designer)

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  10. I miss fat Karl who was always fanning himself. But skinny Kunty Karl is hilarious!!!

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  11. Wear another designer. Go ahead, burn that bridge. Whoever this is, I think she will get on just fine in the future w/o this guy's free dresses.

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  12. Isn't it interesting she is an A-list because of her talent? Based on some of the BIs here, there is a talent void.

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  13. WTH? has anyone heard of alterations? Well, she will loose the weight, see how she looks, and judge if its worth it.

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  14. I like the Portman for Dior.. which would explain why she *couldn't* just wear something else, she is on the payroll as spokeperson.

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  15. You don't alter Vera to fit you, you alter YOU to fit Vera

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  16. Why doesn't she just say no to Karl. He's a vampire anyway. She should just go to Kmart or something. They have some cute dresses.

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  17. I love his obsession with his cat Choupette. So cute. Even if he is a complete kunt.

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  18. Hate the game, not the playa. If everyone mercilessly mock absolutely everyone with more than zero percent body fat, people wouldn't try to fit into doll clothes and the market for said clothes would be gone. And the designers could go back to flogging puppies in their dungeons, or however they used to get their kicks.

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    1. Flogging puppies! TTM that was funny (so long as no one really does it).

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  19. Fat Karl looked happy.

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  20. Loves it Lurker. Is that from The Incredibles?

    Yeah I'd tell him AT THE LAST minute it didn't fit, oh well sweetie darling, sweetie darling, whatever could I do but pull out this old rag from Galiano? Oh my god. Could you see the explosion?

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  21. Get a new designer!! Plenty of great ones out there who aren't assholes.

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  22. Get a new designer!! Plenty of great ones out there who aren't assholes.

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  23. Get a new designer!! Plenty of great ones out there who aren't assholes.

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  24. I would burn it, send it back to him in a tiny little box and then get something more fabulous to wear. Kunty Karl can bite me!

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  25. I look forward to the reveal of the name of the designer.

    The sad reality is even female designers seem to be misogynous and all these gay designers, please.

    Miucca Prada can't possibly fit into her own clothes without having them specially made. Which hey she can.

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  26. Lol @Tina! I love how the way you spelled Miuccia Prada's name as "Miucca" looks and sounds almost like Mucca which means cow in Italian... so appropriate!

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