Friday, November 29, 2013

Blind Item #6

"Why do I keep getting women pregnant? It makes me hate them." B list mostly television actor who has tried his hand with mixed results in the movies after a great run on a hit network show. He did say women but has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman.

24 comments:

Shiny Starfish said...

Jason Sudeikis

HB19 said...

Jason Sudeikis!

Erin said...

Spade

Bacon Ranch said...

Sooo condoms don't exist where he lives?
Yes, hate the woman. Makes sense.

Agree about Jason. Real peach you have there, Olivia.

auntliddy said...

This idiot is ignorant of biology, or he would know "why" he keeps getting women pregnany. And hey, if you are passing on those brain drain smarts, do the world a favor and stop. Get snipped, no worries then.

JSierra said...

For some reason I find this hilarious. Really, dude?

hothotheat said...

Spade. He's only ever acknowledged (and only when confronted about it) one kid with a Playboy Playmate.

Renoblondee said...

I think this is supposed to be Jason, but I really don't think he knocked up JJ.

elan said...

Renoblondee, there was a time I thought the same, but the older JJ's son gets, the more I think he resembles Jason than any of the other possible probables.

KT said...

@elan Agree 100%. Kid looks like his mini me. Just MO.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Reads like Sudeikis, but I still think her kid looks soooo much like Matthew Vaughn's kids.

elan said...

Onyx, check out these most recent photos of him. I see Jason in every one. Matthew not at all.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2511498/January-Jones-steps-son-Xander-looking-impressed.html

Seven of Eleven said...

Little guy does look a lot like Jason, but who knows.

For some reason, I like January Jones. She looks like she'd cut a b* if they asked who the father was. "None of your damn business, now get out of my face."

JSierra said...

I found this of a young Jason
this picture of Matthew Vaughn's kiddos
And Bobby Flay

Bobby, you are NOT the father! *Read in Maury voice*

elan said...

I think Matthew's kids look a lot like Claudia Schiffer and not so much like him.

Tyger Lilly said...

Okay, buddy... Not sure how sex-ed is taught where you're from but I'll give it a shot... First the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina...

Sarah said...

Idris Elba

Tara said...

David Spade is probable. Sudeikis's movies have been doing really well: Horrible Bosses (getting a sequel) and We're the Millers. He hasn't headlined a lot of films yet, but has 3 in pre-production. Spade meanwhile had like Dickie Roberts and Joe Dirt, which earned back their budget and only 5-10 million in profit. He then went back to television.

I like Jason, but the timing of this blind points to him, even though I'd prefer it to be David.

HannahBanana said...

Sudekis....

hothotheat said...

I think the kid looks like MVaughn's kids more than Sudeikis.

Thomas Fisher said...

The clues just not fits to Sudeikis. He left SNL just 3-4 months ago(the clue suggesting the run on TV ended years ago). Both Epic and We are the Millers did well(the latter was a huge hit everywhere, not just in the US, and has a tons of movies coming out, so right now te future looks prety bright to him. Also he said this year, that he found the partner he want to raise children, so don't thuink he is upset that he will have one soon.

di butler said...

Spade has also made a killing off of Adam Sandler films, pays his child support on time, and has had two long running sitcoms, besides SNL
Jason S.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I want to slap the shit out of this son of a bitch

Sandy said...

Yeah, all those bitches are getting themselves pregnant just to spite this poor, put-upon man WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. Really - the stupidity and selfishness - it BURNS.

I dearly want this to be Sudeikis because I loathe him and his shit-eating "aren't I all that?" grin.